{"id":264,"date":"2011-06-03T21:31:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-04T04:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=264"},"modified":"2011-06-03T21:31:51","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T04:31:51","slug":"reflections-on-the-woman-cutting-in-line-at-the-airport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Reflections on the Woman Cutting in Line at the Airport"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. That she is rude<br \/>\n2. That she is uncaring<br \/>\n3. That she has defective math skills, and does not realize that 29 is a later number than 26<br \/>\n4. That she is unskilled in logic, and does not realize that her A29 means one and only one person might be behind her in the line ending with A30<br \/>\n5. That I am petty<br \/>\n6. That I am an over-stickler for &#8220;rules&#8221;<br \/>\n7. That we are both tired and want to be on our way on our flight already delayed 90 minutes<br \/>\n8. That her centimeter-long nails make it difficult for her to read numbers<br \/>\n9. That she gave up her window seat when asked<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. That she is rude 2. That she is uncaring 3. That she has defective math skills, and does not realize that 29 is a later number than 26 4. That she is unskilled in logic, and does not realize that her A29 means one and only one person might be behind her in the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=264\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Reflections on the Woman Cutting in Line at the Airport&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-human-being","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}