{"id":304,"date":"2011-06-21T16:52:37","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T23:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2011-06-21T16:52:37","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T23:52:37","slug":"confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The most introverted girl in the world,<br \/>\nAnorexic, not socialized enough to even aspire to shyness,<br \/>\nA thin, frightened teen with a thin, frightened voice,<br \/>\nTimidly knocked at our door.<br \/>\nIn fear she confessed to my roommate<br \/>\nThat she was trying to study next door,<br \/>\nAnd that the music was just a bit too loud,<br \/>\nAnd could we turn it down? she timorously asked.<br \/>\nMy roommate turned down the knob and said<br \/>\nYeah, sure.<br \/>\nAfter the mousy girl left and the door was shut<br \/>\nMy roommate turned up the knob, louder than before.<\/p>\n<p>I said nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most introverted girl in the world, Anorexic, not socialized enough to even aspire to shyness, A thin, frightened teen with a thin, frightened voice, Timidly knocked at our door. In fear she confessed to my roommate That she was trying to study next door, And that the music was just a bit too loud, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=304\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Confession&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}