{"id":51,"date":"2011-01-13T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2011-01-13T15:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T23:02:00","slug":"psalm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Psalm"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Psalm<\/span>
for the Master of Music, and Leonard, if he’s still here<\/span>
<\/span>
Who can make fun of God?
Is not His sense of humor apparent to all?
The platypus, mucus, the big toe,
Do they not proclaim the Lord’s laughter?<\/p>\n

Who can mock the vast oceans?
Or belittle the mighty forests?
If I laugh at the least of God’s creatures,
Does the splendor of the Almighty dim before my derision?<\/p>\n

The dog stirs and twitches
As it chases after dreams.
So too are my feeble japes
Mere dreams of Thy cosmic laughter.<\/p>\n

How can any gag of mine
But pale before the smiling Holy Spirit
That blessed the world and its creatures
With hiccups, the sneeze, and flatulence?<\/p>\n

If I tell of Thy jokes and wonders,
They are too many to be numbered.
I hear not the lying voices of the humorless.
I will bend mine ear to the heavens
And hear the laughter in the wind’s whisper,
The wave’s crash, and sudden thunder.<\/p>\n

Enfold me in Thy infinite humor.
Protect me with lovingkindness.
For I am beset on all sides
By vile lies and passionless evils;
Detractors and unbelievers
Spew their bile at me.
The gall of the unfunny
I cannot swallow.<\/p>\n

Though one thousand sullen ones
Stand stupidly in line before me,
I shall laugh with Thee, O Lord.
Though five hundred minutes
Are poured out upon a waste of rocks and sand,
I shall chuckle as I stub my big toe.<\/p>\n

The sun rises in the East;
I shall awaken laughing.
The stars shine in the darkening skies;
I shall recline to sleep, laughing.<\/p>\n

May I laugh all my days,
As you have laughed since the beginning of time.
Help me in times of torment,
And may I laugh at Thy jokes,
Even those I do not get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Psalmfor the Master of Music, and Leonard, if he’s still hereWho can make fun of God?Is not His sense of humor apparent to all?The platypus, mucus, the big toe,Do they not proclaim the Lord’s laughter? Who can mock the vast oceans?Or belittle the mighty forests?If I laugh at the least of God’s creatures,Does the … <\/p>\n

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