{"id":617,"date":"2014-05-23T15:06:39","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T22:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=617"},"modified":"2014-05-26T11:41:44","modified_gmt":"2014-05-26T18:41:44","slug":"the-streets-of-san-francisco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"The Streets of San Francisco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BD-1995-05-23.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BD-1995-05-23.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"BD-1995-05-23\" width=\"1074\" height=\"591\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BD-1995-05-23.jpeg 1074w, https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BD-1995-05-23-300x165.jpg 300w, https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BD-1995-05-23-1024x563.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1074px) 100vw, 1074px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nFunny story this&#8230;<br \/>\nMy friend has magical parking mojo, and found awesome off-lot parking around the corner from Market St. After a fantastic Dylan show at the Warfield, we became separated and I made my own way back to the car &#8212; which had been <strong>stolen!<\/strong> I waited for a half hour or so, then found a pay phone (ah, life before cell phones was barbaric and cruel) and called his girlfriend, only to learn that he&#8217;d been home for thirty minutes and was asleep. Telling her not to wake him, I then called the woman who I was dating at the time, asking if I could crash at her SF house. I then wandered down Market to wait for her, talking to myself to fend off unwanted attentions and generally acting crazy (not too difficult for me). A bit later, the woman who is today my wife picked me up off the street, and spent the night.<br \/>\nAll in all, a memorable evening some 19 years ago&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny story this&#8230; My friend has magical parking mojo, and found awesome off-lot parking around the corner from Market St. After a fantastic Dylan show at the Warfield, we became separated and I made my own way back to the car &#8212; which had been stolen! I waited for a half hour or so, then &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/?p=617\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Streets of San Francisco&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-autobiography","category-tickets","post_format-post-format-image","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/educatedguesswork.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}