Friday Vocabulary

1. tempestivity — timeliness, quality of occurring at the proper season or time

You return from the wars with rare tempestivity, for your younger brother even this week has filed a writ with the sheriff laying claim to your mother’s property.

 

2. purler — spectacular fall; [obsolete] resounding blow sending one to the ground

The repaired tarmac had not set well, and I came a purler as I tripped over a divot in the asphalt patch.

 

3. epistemology — theory of knowledge, study of how we know things we think we know

Dr. Johnson famously refuted Berkeley’s idealistic epistemology by kicking a stone, though it is Hume’s toe that is alleged to have almost magical properties.

 

4. cutler — seller or repairer of knives

After this desperate affair it was imperative that I have my sword ground anew, and so the next morning I took myself to the cutler on Tendreary Lane, and on the way I saw once more Lord Beltmore.

 

5. bezoar — concretion found in the stomach of some animals, believed to have power to protect against poison

He added a few grains of bezoar stone to counteract some of the mandragora’s toxic effect, noting how low his supply had become of that rare curative.

 

6. catoblepas — ancient name for African animal of unsure genus

Though today the catoblepas is usually thought to refer to a gnu, being described by Pliny as bull-like, other writers thought it more like a serpent, or even identified it with the fabled cockatrice.

 

7. apteryx — kiwi

In spite of its name, the flightless apteryx does have a wing, a vestigial appendage with a tiny claw at the end.

 

8. dug — pap or udder

We finally found her beneath the water heater, a hitherto unknown family of newborn kittens pulling away diligently at her dugs.

 

9. peon — day laborer; drudge, person of low social status

No, you are right, Señor Williams, you are right that you are not like these peons, but not for the reasons you claim: you are right because I do not think you could work for even a single hour without retreating like a coward back to this barstool from which you look down upon the world about you.

 

10. paeon (or pæon) — metrical foot with one long and three short syllables, in any order

Really, Mr. Carstairs! If you cannot distinguish between a paeon and a trochee followed by a spondee I have little hope for you!

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(British slang of the 19th Century)

toco — punishment, penalty

I admit I felt a tad discomfited when they gave Reggie toco for something I had done, but not nearly as much as if they’d beaten me instead of him.

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