Just 80 days after my last such notice, I have just heard my 113,000th unique iTunes track, the slightly desultory Grateful Dead song “When Push Comes To Shove”, from the Dead’s show at Frost Amphitheatre on May 2, 1987. This particular file was digitized from my own tape of the show, which I was at (and that’s my ticket to prove it) (not that that proves anything, but if you want to come over to my house I can show you the ticket, which also proves nothing, but I sure do miss physical tickets). This was followed by the 113,001st song, “Hell With The Lid Off”, a rant by the eight year-old preacher Marjoe Gortner, kicking off the next thousand tracks with a bang, as it were.
113,000 unique tracks makes up 735.41 GB of data (↑ 9.8 GB), with a total duration of 477 days, 19 hours, 48 minutes, and 48 seconds (↑ 11+ days). Left unplayed in my iTunes collection at this moment are 78,101 songs, which is 461 less than last report (meaning that a net 539 tracks were added since last report). The unplayed tracks comprise 536.29 GB of data (↓ 4.4 GB) with a playing time of 289 days,21 hours, 45 minutes, and 30 seconds (↓ 9 days & ~6 hours). (Purists among you may wish to add back into this time the 2:44 duration of the Marjoe Gortner rant. I wish you well.)
To reach the 113,000th unique track, I listened to 1254 songs since track #112,000, starting this latest leg of my musical consumptive journey with “Life Is Like A River” by The Sultans Five. Thus including the previously played songs (and since I’ve been working on my mix CDs for my cousins I’ve listened to some of those quite a number of times), the total size of files heard in the last set of 1,000 comes to 11.22 GB, lasting 11 days, 21 hours, 51 minutes, and 43 seconds were you to listen to each of those files back to back. Of course, as I just said, I’ve listened to several of these multiple multiple times (which is not a stat I can track easily in iTunes, nor do I think I should like to).
It took 80 days to listen to the last thousand songs, meaning precisely 12.5 new songs per day were heard.
12.5 New Tracks Heard per Day
If we include the previously heard songs, we find that I heard 15.675 tracks per day.
15.68 Tracks Heard per Day
No additional comments beyond those already made for this particular tranche of a thousand songs. See you next time!
I gladly followed the callipygian blonde up the narrow trail and—not for the first time—gave silent thanks to whomsoever had introduced yoga pants into the realm of fashionable casual wear.
2. manustupration — (archaic) masturbation
For centuries the detrimental effects of manustupration upon the body, the psyche, and the spirit have seemed manifest to all physicians who deigned to issue an opinion on the matter, though the latest study by the Urologic Society seems to undercut many of these unscientific ideas entirely.
In spite of the mocking comments and reproachful looks from the giaours I was forced by my straitened circumstances to travel among, I of course performed salah at the required times each day.
4. squiffy — drunk, intoxicated
“I’m sorry, old man,” he apologized, “I don’t know if it’s the altitude or my cold or your very fine cognac, but that one drink seems to have left me completely squiffy, and I really must have a bit of a lie down.”
5. manometer — instrument for measuring pressure
Of course, one reason for using mercury in our manometer is the density of the liquid metal, which allows accurate readings with a reasonable scale.
6. pong — stink, unpleasant smell
Not finding a plumber’s friend or a snake, we decided simply to use the upstairs bathroom for the remainder of our long weekend, resolutely ignoring the pong which kept seeping through the firmly closed bathroom door.
7. vulpicide — killing a fox by any means other than hunting it with hounds
I might question whether Brigadier Gerard’s greater crime in the eyes of the British officers he surprised mid-hunt was the vulpicide or his gaucherie.
8. fortalice — a small fort; (archaic) fortress
The captain realized the French would return in force within a day or two, but still believed we had time to construct a workable fortalice from the spars, masts, and other boards of our doomed ship.
9. seidel — large beer mug
Joe had to glad-hand the rubes as we walked through the club so I kept walking, grabbed a couple of seidels of beer from Dave at the bar, and carried them to our usual table in the corner of the front room.
10. despond — to lose hope, to become depressed by loss of confidence or courage
As I related my failure to find a trail out of our now freezing valley I saw in the desponding faces that same resignation and despair that I had been struggling against each step of my return trip to our seemingly doomed cabin.
1. orpiment — yellow arsenic sulfide used as pigment
Although most commonly associated with ancient painting, orpiment has many, many uses, and in India and Iran is not infrequently used as a depilatory.
2. bort — low-grade diamonds and fragments of good diamonds, used commonly as abrasive
Though over half of mined diamonds are bort sold to industry, almost 93% of industrial diamonds are manufactured through synthetic processes.
3. fillip — motion made by bending last joint of finger or the nail of the finger against the thumb and then suddenly releasing it; to strike with a nail snapped from the end of the thumb
I started the cunning device off with a fillip against the steel marble placed at the top of the wooden tower, regretting my action immediately as my nail throbbed with pain in reaction to the momentum transmitted to the small but heavy metal orb.
4. springald — young man, stripling
She entertained his attentions with great patience, yet all knew that the flighty springald could have no real claim upon her heart.
5. springald — medieval engine of warfare used for shooting large bolts
The left wing of the Turkish calvary was charging furiously through our last line of pikemen, threatening to overrun our springald and remove the advantage it had given us thus far in the overall battle.
6. gudgeon — small European freshwater baitfish; gullible person, someone who will swallow anything
By flattering his intellect and political acumen I was able to bend that gudgeon to my will, and eventually he signed the contract without demur.
7. tick — cloth cover or case to hold filling (feathers, hair, etc.) used to form a mattress or pillow
It was the simplest of beds, and the straw kept sticking right through the worn tick, usually as I was just falling asleep.
8. austringer (also astringer) — trainer and keeper of goshawks or other short-winged hawks
The austringer has one advantage over other falconers in that his bird can hunt both mammalian and avian prey.
9. pizzle — animal penis; penis of a bull used for flogging
The highlands of Peru are patrolled by vigilantes who administer swift justice with the pizzles they carry as a symbol of their self-appointed office.
10. mesentery — membraneous organ attaching intestines to the rear abdominal wall
It was only as recently as 2012 that researchers were able to prove that the various mesocolons, the mesoappendix, and the mesorectum were a single organ, showing that the mesentery extends from a common point.
The first novel featuring the adventurer, importer, sometime gun-runner Paul Harris is not as cohesive, nor as finished as the only other I’ve read in the series (You Want To Die, Johnny?), but it rollicks around Malaya and Sumatra quite successfully, kicking off the long-running series with gunshots, plane wrecks, and hot boat on boat action. Author Gavin Black—pseudonym of Oswald Wynd, a Scot born in Tokyo to missionary parents—created in Paul Harris a frustrating and fascinating character, an embittered man in a loveless marriage, who fights a rear-guard war against the collapse of colonialism in the island states of southeast Asia during the height of the Cold War. Though he is seriously flawed, Paul Harris passionately believes in his adopted land, a land he has loved since fighting the Japanese in its jungles during World War II. In this initial novel of the series, either Harris or the author lacks the confidence he evinces in the later work, and the story verges into melodrama at times, particularly when Paul Harris muses about his relationships with women. Many of these thoughts verge on misogyny, yet the author will show Harris being put in his place almost every woman in the novel; Harris eats a dish of crow more than once and is forced to face his own fallacious outlook upon that and other aspects of his world—though confronting himself does not always seem to result in change, and he seems always to retain his privileged relation (at least in his own mind) with the people resident in his ‘beloved land’.
The Japs had dive-bombed this ferry once, in the dark like this, but accurately, pasting us for about an hour, while I waited in a slit trench. A lot of men had been killed. It was something to think about, the good men who had been killed, while you went on for years, and blundered.
Paul Harris contemplates surviving only to err
The action starts in Kuala Lumpur, where Paul Harris is spending some time with his not-actually mistress Kate being Platonic and close and friendly and all. Kate is a reporter, a woman reporter, as she points out, who is writing a story about Paul and his brother Jeff, who are involved in some ill-defined under-the-table business which involves—at the very least—smuggling guns for rebel forces operating in Sumatra against the communists of Indonesia. Kate moans that a woman reporter “can’t ever be really good. Not tops. We’re not ruthless enough.” Meaning that she can’t both be Paul’s lover (in the strange Platonic sense the novel wants us to believe) and at the same time drop a dime on him to publish her bombshell story about his gun-running and what-all with his brother. They talk about how to deal with Paul’s wife, and are just heading off for drinks at the hotel (they have separate rooms, btw) when—Wham! Paul gets a call: his brother is dead, murdered in Singapore.
When I came out it was with my world broken around me, blown up, shattered. I felt sick and old.
Paul learns of his brother’s death
Paul rushes pell-mell back to Singapore, Kate in tow, to find the varmint that killed his brother. He goes to the scene of the crime, then home to his whining wife Ruth, where he meets Inspector Kang of the Singapore Police, who will dog his steps for the rest of the novel (and who will reappear in the series to come, as well). The Chinese-born Kang is scrupulously polite, though Harris is not fooled for an instant. Paul must keep quiet about most of the clandestine activities he and his brother were involved in to avoid legal entanglements from the police, and resolves to keep Kang at arm’s length.
Inspector Kang’s eyes were very cold. I think mine were, too, they were meant to be. It wasn’t just that latent hostility between a policeman and the ordinary citizen, but something that went much deeper at once, that moved into zones of feeling which knocked out reason in both of us. I didn’t like the world into which Kang was fitting so nicely thank you. And he thought my world should be liquidated, that it was only a matter of time until it was.
Paul Harris meets his bête noire, Inspector Kang
From here on out we have action, action, action, until the usual third act rest and recuperation, then more action, surprise twists, and a resolution that was strangely satisfying to me. In the meantime, there are betrayals and disappointments, both suffered and inflicted by Paul Harris himself. He proves himself a poor judge of female character, at minimum, and is upbraided with honest and reasonable heat by those he thinks himself more civilized than, the very people he would either help in his paternalistic fashion or whom he would exile entirely from the political process due to their inaptness for rule. Along the way Gavin Black paints us a portrait of a world few Westerners know well, a world which the author obviously lived in and loved. (One can be fooled however, as Wynd returned to his native Scotland immediately after the war, never to return to southeast Asia.) The Malaya that Mr. Black evinces is a hodgepodge of many and varied influences and cultures, all vying for supremacy even as another syncretic culture is being created out of the mix.
Mrs Flores opened a shutter and there was more light to see a room crowded with trophies of disordered living, each piece like a little symbol of an eccentric ambition which had petered out. There was a Victorian rocker, a contemporary sofa, a dead gramophone and a mahogany piano. There were Chinese jars with wilted feather plants in them, and across one corner a cocktail cabinet which was open to show the glasses and the mirrored surfaces.
Paul Harris visits the cheaper district of Singapore
Like many noir heroes, Paul Harris takes it on the chin, though the enemies he claims to be fighting, the warlords and communists, inflict no damage as severe as that given him by many of the women in his life. From the women, he gets it in the gut with both barrels. It is startling to have such a strong and assertive character receive his comeuppance not once but multiple times in a single book, each time suffering attacks on the very foundation stones upon which his character rests, yet each time reasserting himself and groping about until he comes to the conclusion (mostly) that he was right all along. What’s not clear to me is whether the author meant to show a man who cannot be swayed from his patronizing, colonializing ways by mere evidence of his wrong-headedness, or whether the decades since this book was written in 1961 have so changed the zeitgeist that I have become incapable of picking up the cues and clues that would demonstrate how Paul Harris’s paternalistic anti-communism is always going to be the right choice, even in the face of strong attacks against his down-putting ways.
‘We are not to be relied on, Mr Harris. How sensible not to trust me with your secrets. We are too emotional, I think. Perhaps we imagine wrongs that are not being done to us. Maybe we should accept politeness at face value. Your instinct was surely most sound. Such a fool, knowing too much, could be most dangerous. Now will you go? Will you go to hell?’
It’s not me … it’s you, as Paul Harris learns … maybe
Even though this book is not as cogent and complete as the other one in the series that I have read, it is easy to see why Joan Kahn chose Gavin Black to be one of the authors to whom she gave her imprimatur while helming the Harper Novels of Suspense. (She also championed at least one book published under the author’s own name, Oswald Wynd’s The Blazing Air.) Whatever flaws this first in the Paul Harris may have, Suddenly, At Singapore packs plenty of action into a complicated yet reasonable plot with an unusual and vibrant locale. Though we may doubt the protagonist’s views of the world he lives in, we are convinced that he certainly believes in them, and thus he allows us a glimpse of a decaying world now forever lost.
It is always safe to lead the French to the Chinese, the only other people in the world they will allow any claim to be civilisé.
Paul Harris indulges in social niceties or racism, take your pick
And this ‘otherness’, this revelation of a time forgot, the hopelessly sincere passion manqué of a Cold War Asia rotting in the fetid heat beneath a rising communist sun, speaks across the half-century which has come and gone in a flurry of sound and fury, and seems more foreign to my ear than the latest K-Pop sensation. If I were to read a Soviet-era rendition of a communist 007, fighting the good fight against the imperialist West while using his plentiful sex appeal along with his rock-hard socialist principles, it would seem no more cognitively dissonant than Paul Harris does as an action hero in the formerly British Malaya. Yet both of these, the fictitious Soviet spy and the fictive hero created by Gavin Black, both thrill me where most current suspense protagonists only cloy. Thus Paul Harris enlivens tropes that have become stale, while he startles with sincere convictions no longer fashionable, nor perhaps even extant. From the sultry humid jungles of his beloved island, he brings a refreshing take on the action novel, while enduring painful lessons about the limits of his own worldview and world—lessons he does not always seem to learn.
As the storm subsided into a steady shower, Daniel looked out into the comforting grey sky and he realized how much he had missed rainy days, realized that he had always been a pluviophile, perhaps since he used to visit his grandfather in the little county house with the tin roof that rattled with excitement every time a storm rolled over the decrepit shack.
2. tantivy — (archaic) at full gallop, headlong; a rapid gallop; hunting cry whilst riding at full gallop
And so the men in their fine red coats rode tantivy over the fields and gardens and laws of the lower sorts, leaving hunger and disorder in the wake of their finely attired hunting party.
3. calcimine — whitewash
His clothes stained with paint and calcimine, his hands reeking of turpentine, Mr. Popper cut a sorry figure among the church ladies he found himself closeted with.
4. attap — mangrove palm used in the construction of homes and buildings in villages throughout Malaysia, Indonesia, etc.; thatch roof made of such material
Lying insensible against a hard bolster along the edge of the veranda under its attap roof, the injured soldier breathed raggedly and at times seemed to stop altogether, after which he would emit a keening sough which spoke of the hardships he had endured during the terrible attack.
5. raw-boned — gaunt, overly lean, having a bony physique
He looked dapper enough in his three-piece suit and fedora, a cane held loosely in his left hand, but having seen him at physical therapy that morning, raw-boned and struggling to exercise his palsied legs, I knew the supreme effort his display of nonchalance must be costing him.
6. athwart — across from side to side, transversely; (nautical) from side to side of a ship; across the course of
My good intentions were flummoxed by the worries and bad thoughts which continually threw themselves athwart my mind, distracting my focus and best efforts with atrabilious fear and guilt.
7. fuller’s earth — absorbent clay (traditionally a hydrous aluminum silicate) used for removing stains or cleaning oil from cloth or skin, along with many other uses
After an attack the clothing worn should be liberally treated with fuller’s earth to decontaminate them of any remaining chemical agent.
8. quintain — post, or object on moving crossbar mounted on such a post, used for target practice in jousting or darts
No matter how practiced he became tilting against the quintain, the young Sir Rivers always faltered when jousting with a live opponent.
9. pigsney (also pigsny) — darling, pet (as term of affection); eye
“Oh, please do, pigsney, say you will come, if you aren’t there I shall be devastated, utterly.”
10. gob — lump, mass of a slimy substance; (pl.) a large amount
Sure, he has gobs of money, but I cannot stand to be in his vulgar presence more than a moment before I want to retch because of his gaucherie and rudeness.
Bonus Vocabulary
(British slang, 19th c.)
dollymop — part-time prostitute
She dreamed that one day one of her men would be more than smitten, would want to make her his lady, and she’d need never play the dollymop no more, but in the morning she would feel the cold air and the ebbing youth of her body, and she knew it was only a dream, a common one at that.
Just watched the 1935 film version of Hammett’s novel The Glass Key, which I mentioned in yesterday’s book report. I had never seen the short (just over 1-¼ hours) movie starring George Raft, and wanted to see how it compared with the 1942 remake featuring Alan Ladd and Veronica Lake. The latter film had always disappointed me, since I am in love with the original book and felt that, though the plots of the book and the 1942 movie are nearly identical, the Alan Ladd vehicle just never seemed to gel together—maybe I should say that it just congealed into a inharmonious mess. So I had quite restrained hopes as I started watching the first film version of 1935, four years after the publication of the novel.
George Raft exceeded those hopes and excelled as Ned—excuse me—Ed* Beaumont, the fixer and all-around go-to guy for political boss Paul Madvig, here played ably by the stalwart Edward Arnold. Raft is letter-perfect as the fast-talking, faster-thinking gambler who plays his cards close to his chest, speaking only with his mouth while his face says nothing, just his flashing eyes giving evidence of the wheels turning behind his outwardly calm visage. Where Ladd played the part slightly louche, Raft portrays the clever sharper always trying to stay two steps ahead of everyone else in the game. He nails the character of Beaumont and his actions in the demimonde of corrupt small city politics, and brings to life a figure who could have grown up in the hardscrabble world of Hell’s Kitchen, as Raft did in real life.
The gambling fan
But even in the first scene introducing Ned—sorry, I only finished the novel yesterday and can’t help thinking of… well, never mind—Ed Beaumont early signs of movie problems appear. The novel opens with Ned on a losing streak, a gambler behind the eight ball who’s been picking ’em wrong for weeks. Our movie’s Ed, on the other hand, is introduced winning (at a fun game where bets are placed on which blade of a fan will stop at the bottom when the fan is turned off) and he keeps on winning throughout the film, never losing a single bet. This small change is indicative of divergences from the original that will eventually pull the movie so far off course from the original book that it lands at an entirely different destination, with a thud.
The movie opens with a horrifying car wreck†, which is the necessary but not sufficient motive for the unraveling of boss Madvig’s power. You see, the driver of the killer car is a staunch Madvig supporter, and he and his brother-in-law expect his boss to fix this little accident up as undoubtedly has been done before. Madvig refuses, however, because of the upcoming election which cannot be endangered by blowback from something even as minor as suppressing a vehicular manslaughter charge. This refusal comes back to haunt the Madvig machine (here called a ‘Voters League’—the book has the boss working out of either his Log Cabin Club or the East State Construction & Contracting Company he also owns) when Taylor Henry is murdered under murky circumstances. Taylor (played in his brief scenes by Ray Milland in an early role) is the son of Senator John T. Henry, a Madvig candidate, and the political boss was seen arguing with the boy shortly before his death by the brother-in-law who Madvig wouldn’t help earlier. Madvig’s enemy, Shad O’Rory, uses the witness testimony and other sources of dirt in his own newspaper, The Observer, to tie Madvig to the murder in hopes of bring down his political machine. Oh, and Paul Madvig is in love with Senator Henry’s daughter, who doesn’t love him.
This seemingly complicated plot is actually handled quite well (with several more complications) in the film, and I initially approved of many of the changes from the book to the film, seeing a cinematographic necessity as well as a speedy pace that required the usual truncations, replacements, and graftings in a movie adaptation of a book. (What happened to Deckard’s wife between Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? and Blade Runner, for example?) More of the novel’s plot shows up onscreen in the 1942 version, like the weird confrontation at the house of The Observer‘s editor, but the raw-boned detachment of Ned or Ed Beaumont comes through much more successfully in this 1935 original. The chemistry between George Raft and Edward Arnold is also sharper and more believable in this earlier version than that between Alan Ladd and Brian Donleavy, who portrayed Madvig in the later film. And the mother of Madvig—who I don’t think even appears in the 1942 film—is played brilliantly by Emma Dunn, and steals almost all of her scenes, except the last one.
George Raft adjusts Edward Arnold’s bowtie
Because two big changes happened between the publication of the novel in 1931 and the release of this movie in 1935: the end of Prohibition (1933) and enforcement of the Hays Code (1934). The climatic scene of the story takes place in a bar, not a speakeasy, and the patina of easy crime and corruption which seems omnipresent in the novel is watered down like the whisky Ned gets served in the book. The failed suppression of vice portrayed in the novel is foiled by the successful censorship of the reality of crime and evil in the movie, leaving us a story washed over with calcimine.
(Aside: Another change between book and movie, this one just pointless to me, unless George Raft asked for it, is that the Beaumont character always orders rye, instead of the scotch he habitually drinks in Hammett’s novel. This is particularly noticeable and hence galling, in the very fight scene just mentioned, at the beginning of which Ed Beaumont orders rye while his drunken companion orders scotch, in a complete inversion of the novel. Also, why does Raft have to punch a woman? That, too, was jarring, and more than jarring, unnecessary from sheerly a story point of view.)
Though the crucial, almost masochistic beating in the novel makes an appearance in the movie, the effects of which are shown by Raft’s fine acting rather than makeup, the easy sexual charm and cunning of Beaumont are missing entirely from the 1935 film. In this regard the film loses both to the book and to the 1942 remake, which at least had the tension between Alan Ladd and Veronica Lake (who played the part of the Senator’s daughter). The two main female protagonists in the original film version are almost non-entities, though they do wear clothes well. (Not so well as Veronica Lake, but then, who does?) The erasure of a prime plot point—the anonymous letters about the Taylor Henry murder which drive much of the action of the novel—leaves the film choppy and drastic, as if scenes were missing from the version we’re watching. And then, to top it all off, the finale has to invoke the old ‘let’s gather all the prime suspects and solve the crime’ trope of English mysteries, leaving us with a last reel of the movie almost unrelated to anything which came before.
The final scene, which I won’t reveal, reduces the goodwill created by Raft and Arnold’s fine acting to rubble, and left me with a sour taste in my mouth, as if I’d just eaten cotton candy made from spoiled milk.
Still, it is pretty short. You could waste your time in worse ways, say in playing yet another series of sudoku games on your phone.
* For reasons unclear to me, both film versions change the first name of the protagonist from ‘Ned’ to ‘Ed’.
† Though the car crash scene is truly well-done, one of the most visceral and frightening I’ve seen, perhaps it presages in the beginning the wreck this movie becomes at the end.
Dashiell Hammett’s The Glass Key is one of the ten best books of all time. At least in English, which is the only language I feel even the slightest competence for such judgment. (Being born and raised in Georgia, English is my second language, never having had a first.) I’d be hard-pressed to say what the other nine are—or even whether there are only nine other books in the Top Ten, but The Glass Key certainly makes the list. If you’ve never read it, you should get a copy and put it on the table next to your bed; if you’ve already read it, you should pull it down from the shelf and start reading it again. I just have, and am once again pummeled and left reeling by this perfect novel.
They stood thus, less than a yard apart—one blond, tall and powerfully built, leaning far forward, big shoulders hunched, big fists ready; the other dark of hair and eye, tall and lean, body bent a little to one side with an arm slanting down from that side to hold a heavy glass seidel by its handle—and except for their breathing there was no sound in the room. No sound came in from the bar-room on the other side of the thin door, the rattling of glasses nor the hum of talk nor the splash of water.
This noir crime story centers on the best protagonist ever to solve a murder, Ned Beaumont, attractive to the ladies and, as he describes himself, “a gambler and a politician’s hanger-on.” Beaumont is a man who always knows the score, who is always working the angles, though he does have the disconcerting habit of walking into a fight he cannot win. The politician—Paul Madvig—is the boss of an unnamed city somewhere near New York, with whom Beaumont has been working for a year and has become close. Ned will go to the mattress for his friend, and does at one point, almost losing his life due to what another character dubs his “massacrist” streak. Perhaps Beaumont truly is a “massacrist”; he has the sharpest mind in town, however, and everybody knows it.
She smiled then. “Surely you don’t believe in dreams?”
He did not smile. “I don’t believe in anything, but I’m too much of a gambler not to be affected by a lot of things.”
Like The Maltese Falcon, the novel is written with no internal monologue at all; the characters do this and say that, and the reader has to decide what it all means, if anything. Critics now debate what motivates Ned Beaumont. The novel screams (as Dorothy Parker did of Hammett) that what people actually do is what matters. In his strange way, Beaumont uses the truth as a finely honed weapon in a town full of liars, victorious—in his way—only because nobody ever believes him. Truth is better than lies, because believing the lies will doom you, but the truth will still hurt.
“I can’t stand for it. If I stand for it I’m licked, my nerve’s gone. I’m not going to stand for it. I’m going after him.”
A different book cover, this one depicting a scene that doesn’t happen in the book.
If there is another novel which so perfectly limns its characters and environs without intruding upon their supposed thoughts and motivations, I am unaware of it. I could re-read this book one hundred times and enjoy it every time, whether or not I got ‘something new’ out of each reading (the usual standard for re-reading doesn’t apply here). I haven’t yet seen the 1935 George Raft movie version, so I cannot say anything about it. But I’m well aware that the 1942 film version of the novel starring Alan Ladd doesn’t do the source material justice. Watching Veronica Lake is always very pleasant, but the movie never gels together, nor do the characters. As far as I’m concerned, then, the best movie version is the Coen brothers’ Miller’s Crossing, which isn’t based on The Glass Key, at least not overtly; but the ‘feel’ of the Gabriel Byrne film is very reminiscent of the Hammett novel. Check it out, after you’ve read (or re-read) the novel.
When we received the news, we had no champagne and no way to get any (this was back when the Blue Laws were still in effect and you’ll remember we found out on a Sunday), so we shared a Barmecidal toast from our imaginary flutes and wished the future Princeton man well.
3. divagate — to wander or stray from place to place, or subject to subject
I would never have divagated so far from the appeal for the Marian Missions had you not expressed such interest in my snake tattoo.
4. equipage — carriage
From his apartments I could see the equipages moving down Pall Mall, a wonderful world from which I now was excluded.
5. scrim — thin fabric used in lining upholstery and in theater for backdrops, etc.
Still dripping from the shower, he pulled aside the scrim curtain and peered outside trying to see the source of the unusual noise.
6. frog — belt attachment for carrying sword, bayonet, hatchet, or machete
He came flying towards us, his bayonet frog bouncing against his thigh as his legs pumped furiously.
7. howsomever — to whatever extent, in whatever manner; nonetheless, notwithstanding
That dog kept rooting around the flower bed; howsomever, we bathed her each and every time she got filthy, wanting her to be all pretty when you arrived.
8. gork — braindead (or nearly) patient kept alive only by artificial means
He hated this part of the job, harvesting spinal fluid from the gorks in the prison cellar.
9. laver — basin for washing, as of hands; baptismal font
He performed his morning ablutions, rinsing his hands and face with water from the laver, cold though it was.
10. windrow — row of hay or other such product laid out for drying
The baler attachment can make bales directly from the windrow, though of course sufficient time should be allowed to ensure thorough curing of the hay.
“What does that bindlestiff have on you, that you keep putting up with his nonsense, giving him money and clothes, and now a job?”
2. lineament — line, design; (often pl.) feature of a face or body; (pl.) distinctive features
Barely restrained grief suffused the warrior’s lineaments as he gazed darkly upon the guilty prisoners.
3. edulcorate — to purify, to remove acids or other harsh elements by washing; (obsolete) to sweeten
By extreme ascetic practices and arcane meditations, he had so edulcorated his soul as to be seemingly immune to the harsh imprecations and accusations of his political and religious opponents.
4. hideola — (slang) hideous, ugly
He’s fine, most of the time, only when that song comes on he goes all crazy, like his soul becomes hideola like Bukowski on a sterno bender.
5. anaphrodisiac — agent or substance capable of reducing sexual desire
In spite of what many male perverts seem to believe, I am reliably informed that an unsolicited dick pic is an anaphrodisiac to almost all women.
6. sellsword — mercenary
The friar had a tawdry past, having been a sellsword in Hawkwood’s White Company before fleeing Florence in highly questionable circumstances.
7. rick — stack of hay, corn, etc.
The reivers burned the ricks and outbuildings in order to ambush the farmers as they rushed out to extinguish the fires.
8. wrick — (also rick) to wrench, twist, or sprain
The old man wricked his back trying to roll out the second-story window after professing his love for the maiden.
9. propinquity — nearness, proximity
I reveled in Marjorie’s sweet propinquity, inhaling her lovely fragrance, and essayed to do nothing by word or deed which would impel her to leave my side.
10. poulterer — dealer in poultry (as well as hares and other small game)
The poulterer proved to be a suspicious, ill-tempered, unwashed fellow, who obviously believed that we sought the source of Lord Halfton’s goose only so as to cheat him out of his fee.
I have just finished reading book #375 since I started keeping count in 2015, and, as I have done when occasion suits and time permits, I here present a listing of the last 25 books I’ve read. Make of it what you will. (As usual, I do not include comics and graphic novel books in my count, though they are listed below.)
That 375th book read was many books in one, or rather, the parts of many books made one, or instead, let us say that Italo Calvino creates the fractional books his protagonist comes across in the course of this … novel? I am talking of If on a winter’s night a traveler, in case you have not already guessed, and I have still not decided what I think of the work, or works. Creative tour de force of literary genius? Or self-indulgent slumgullion stew of unfinished and unworkable ideas? Perhaps there is no reason to choose.
This last set of twenty-five books read commenced with #351, a quickie read from the Audubon Nature Program, Life On A Coral Reef, which I wrote about in an earlier post.
Also read right at the beginning of this latest quarter-century of books was the 4th issue of The Month at Goodspeed’s Book Shop, a discursive catalogue of the latest arrivals at a wonderful bookstore in Boston known to me only through these tiny staple-bound volumes, of which I have quite a few, actually. Calling these little books ‘catalogues’ is very much an understatement, for the delightfully chatty notes for the promoted items, which include history, biography, and much bibliographic detail (as well as a good bit of sheer gossip), are still well worth reading today. Unfortunately, I will have to find a time machine to visit the store, as it closed in 1995.
I wrote about The Devil Of Nanking earlier, so I won’t repeat myself here, save to say that it is, after all, a novel, not history. The book about the great Paris flood is a good read, and I also enjoyed a little comfort food science fiction. I have since sold off one of the other books in this set, though not because I didn’t try to sell two.
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Author
Title
Genre
356
9/24/19
David H. Freedman & Charles C. Mann
At Large: the Strange Case of the World’s Biggest Internet Invasion
A lot of good stuff in the next little slice. I wrote about Mission of Gravityearlier, and here will only repeat that it is great science fiction of the hardest steel alloy. I also finished a Norton critical edition of Alice In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass (with The Hunting Of The Shark included); I believe I should read the Alice tales every hundred books or so, though I haven’t kept quite that pace. I had been going through this one for some time, and am glad to get it off the pile next to my bed. All of these books—save one—are highly recommended.
The Masters Revealed: Madame Blavatsky and the Myth of the Great White Lodge
Wacko
Primacy of place in the next five books goes to an 88-page book from 1897, an annotated issue of Thomas De Quincey’s long essay, Flight Of A Tartar Tribe, part of the Maynard’s English Classics Series. The subject of the the book was a natural follow-up to both the Blavatsky and the Genghis Khan books, and De Quincey’s stylish prose is almost always a pleasant read; this was no exception.
The Ariana Franklin mystery books annoyed me with their psychic anachronism, and the Orbit anthology may have annoyed me because of mine. The Peter Rabbit book, however, was really wonderful, and I was surprised to find that it took me over a half-century to get around to it.
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Read
Author
Title
Genre
366
10/19/19
Thomas De Quincey
Flight Of A Tartar Tribe
Essays
367
10/23/19
Ariana Franklin
Mistress of the Art of Death
Mystery
368
10/28/19
Ariana Franklin
A Murderous Procession
Mystery
369
10/29/19
Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Peter Rabbit
Children’s
370
10/30/19
Damon Knight, ed.
The Best From Orbit Volumes 1-10
SF/Fantasy
Finally got around to reading The Moving Toyshop, which I found amazing, terrific, wildly funny, and very engaging—right up to the point where the hero solves the crime. The ridiculous solution was not the sort of ridiculous which had merited the glowing adjectives of the previous sentence, but the sort of ridiculous that spurs men and women to write declamatory letters to the editor. I forbore such a course of action, given that the author is long dead. The other books here were all very good, and the soft reading provided by the Retief stories was a nice pre-palliative for the mental exertions required by Calvino.
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Read
Author
Title
Genre
371
10/31/19
Edmund Crispin
The Moving Toyshop
Mystery
372
11/4/19
Groff Conklin, ed.
Giants Unleashed
SF/Fantasy
373
11/5/19
Beatrix Potter
The Tale Of Squirrel Nutkin
Children’s
374
11/12/19
Keith Laumer
Retief At Large
SF/Fantasy
375
11/18/19
Italo Calvino
If on a winter’s night a traveler
Fiction
Still reading a lot of Science Fiction, as well as some Children’s books located on shelves I have regained access to. My pace has slowed a tad lately, as I am attempting NaNoWriMo once more, though I am writing a memoir rather than a novel. I still have piles, but thankfully they are of books. Until next time….
The lists of previously read books may be found by following the links: