Friday Vocabulary

1. saveloy — highly seasoned dried sausage, usually bright red

Though the white tablecloth and perfectly unctuous staff were more suited to coq au vin, my dining companion demanded two orders of saveloys and chips which were brought almost immediately to our table, perhaps procured from the fish and chips shop in the row behind the fancy restaurant.

 

2. tirewoman — lady’s maid, woman who assists with another’s toilet

I regarded in my mirror the effect of the rich brocade draped over my sole remaining farthingale while my tirewoman finished goffering my ruff.

 

3. lugsail — asymmetrical four-cornered sail obliquely hung upon a yard

We rigged a rudimentary lugsail for our patchwork raft, which allowed us to use most of what remained of the torn mainsail from the wreck.

 

4. synectic — (of a cause) immediately producing an effect, direct

Uncle Ralph was a firm believer in corporal punishment, though the first time he applied the belt to me I conceived a synectic hatred of both him and his oppressive household.

 

5. wantwit — someone lacking wit or sense

No matter how I tried, I could not make that wantwit of a blacksmith’s apprentice understand that we wished him to remove the three remaining horseshoes from my mount.

 

6. teredo — wood boring “shipworm” (actually a mollusk)

Though rare, the attack of the teredo could quickly doom a seagoing vessel, and even the dikes of Holland were once threatened by this quick-boring termite of the sea.

 

7. rostral — adorned with the beaks of galleys; of the prows of ships; of a rostrum or speaker’s platform

The Bahamian diver will find little remaining from this wreck, with only the flared bow still discernible as part of a manmade construction, the sea-grasses clinging to their rostral habitat upon the ocean’s floor.

obstreperous — clamorous; unruly

The somberly clad minister raised his hands and pled the crowd to disperse, but the obstreperous mob redoubled its shouting, angrily calling for me and my companions to be given to them for rude justice.

 

8. gonif — (Yiddish slang) dishonest or disreputable person, crook, rascal

“He’s got a trade, so why doesn’t he settle down, get married, I mean, he’s a fine electrician, not like his gonif brother who only learned how to break windows in parked cars.”

 

9. fulsome — offensive to good taste; loathsome; excessive; (obsolete) abundant, full

Pete could not decide which was more disturbing: the fulsome language of the biography which seemed more appropriate to a modern Hollywood PR flack, or the two dozen typos and grammatical errors which plagued the short obituary.

 

10. appositive — (grammar) word or phrase used in apposition

After many rounds of appeals the courts held that the appositive “Courtney’s father” following directly after the plaintiff’s name was not restrictive enough to prevent enforcement of the contract simply because the plaintiff discovered through DNA testing that he had no genetic paternity of the aforementioned Courtney.

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(obsolete slang)

flash house — brothel

They finally done for Tom Richards in a Salty Lane flash house while he was regaling the local talent with lies about his noble parentage.

Friday Vocabulary

1. vinegarroon — large whipscorpion found in Mexico and the southern United States, with a nasty, though nonvenomous, sting

At first I thought the vinegarroon was another myth created by my dad to embellish his tales, like the two-by-two cactus, and then I saw one, though my mind still disbelieved, saying, “Oh, hell no!”

 

2. celadon — pale willow-green

In addition to her beloved pink, Pat Nixon was quite enamored of celadon for her fashions and decorations.

 

3. pediment — triangular part atop the front of a Grecian style building, often supported by columns

Someone had decorated each figure in the bas-relief of the Last Supper within the temple’s pediment, placing little Santa hats upon each (earlier) saint.

 

4. acuity — sharpness, keenness

Though the pain should not be acute, perhaps it seems so to one of your mental focus and acuity, exacerbated by your predisposition to distraction and aggravation.

 

5. cothon — protected artificial harbor used in ancient Phoenicia

Admiral Hlamircar surveyed the full docks of the military cothon and was pleased by the fine display of well-fitted galleys and ships, though he knew many of these brave vessels would soon be damaged, burned, or sunk.

 

6. enfleurage — method of perfume extraction through transfer of scent into fats or oils

Fragrances were captured through enfleurage by the ancient Egyptians or even still earlier in Mesopotamia.

 

7. indolent — slothful, averse to exertion or work

He thought of himself as an indolent genius, along the lines of Rex Stout or Mycroft Holmes, but we considered him more of a needy loser.

 

8. antipodes — places directly opposite each other upon a globe; exact opposites

Blum’s theory in school had been that two people who strike out on life’s journey in opposite directions will meet once again at life’s antipodes, and as I regarded my quondam classmate through my scratched coke bottle lenses made blurrier by the rotgut served in this belly dancing school cum dive bar which I knew to be only a front for the illegal camel importation schemes of the Ranee Tansiva—herself a former classmate of ours—I thought that he had spoken truer than he thought, those many long-gone years ago.

 

9. obreption — acquirement of a thing through fraud; (law) obtaining (a gift, a dispensation, etc.) by false statement

It is not the archdeacon who has been harmed by your obreption of his privileges, for he has continued humbly in the service of Christ, but rather those in the parish who have been deprived of his succor and example, and who languish uncared for by you; they have truly suffered greatly.

 

10. poke — brim projecting at the front of a bonnet

Popular for a time in 19th Century England, most today will only encounter a poke bonnet if they have interactions with women from the Salvation Army.

 

Friday Vocabulary

1. bore — large tidal wave caused either by meeting of two tides or by tidal water rushing into a narrow estuary

Surfing the Pororoca—as the tidal bore formed at the mouth of the Amazon River is known—can be treacherous, not only because of the river’s sometimes dangerous wildlife, but also due to the flotsam carried by the downstream current.

 

2. perforce — of necessity, compulsorily

I held perforce her hand as I aided her across the precarious scree, but I found myself distracted by the warmth of her hand in mine, and almost lost my own footing.

 

3. baldric — belt worn across the breast from shoulder to hip, supporting a sword or bugle, etc.

Le Notre wore a matched pair of heavy flintlock pistols, slung from crossed baldrics so as always to be ready at hand, though to my mind they made him resemble a member of a fife and bugle corps.

 

4. halcyon — calm, quiet, peaceful

He had wisdom enough to set aside funds and provender during those halcyon times between the wars, and so was prepared when the conflict reignited.

 

5. mast — nuts from oak, chestnut, or beech trees, used as food for swine

He found the hog feeding on mast in an oak grove a bit upriver, but dared not enter to secure the animal because the glade was thought to be sacred to the druids.

 

6. truckle bed — low bed on casters for rolling it beneath a fixed bed when not in use

The stained clothes were spread out upon the truckle bed, meaning that it could not be properly stowed out of the way.

 

7. serinette — 18th century mechanical instrument capable of playing programmed tunes through pipes by turning a crank, meant to teach songs to caged birds

The primary difference between a serinette and the common music box is immediately apparent to the listener, as the serinette uses an internal bellows to propel air through small pipes to produce its distinctive tone.

 

8. tatty — shabby, cheap

Hope springs eternal, I suppose, and so once again I found myself kneeling at the back of the record store, poring through box after box of tatty LPs in hopes of finding an overlooked treasure.

 

9. gynandry — hermaphroditism

As often occurs in cases of true gynandry, Pat was infertile.

 

10. lapstrake — (nautical) clinker-built, having a hull with overlapping planks; a vessel built thusly

Thom’s boat was a tidy little lapstrake skiff painted red and grey-blue, built, he told us, by his father before the surgery.

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(criminal slang)

loid — to unlock a door by sliding a thin piece of plastic or celluloid between the door and frame, releasing simple spring latches; a device so used

If you’re not going to install a deadbolt at least put on the security chain, although that’s not going to stop random tweeters from loiding their way in here any time you’re out of the apartment.

Friday Vocabulary

1. sudarium — cloth for wiping the face, handkerchief; (specifically) the cloth used by Saint Veronica to wipe the face of Jesus

The true gentleman, of course, sweeps the sweat from his brow using a sudarium and not the sleeve of his tunic.

 

2. Patagonian — of or relating to Patagonia, the southernmost lands of South America in S. Chile and S. Argentina

Here among the Fuegian natives of this dry, barren Patagonian plateau I had every reason to doubt that anyone at all would ever receive my feeble radio calls for assistance.

 

3. russet — homespun cloth of reddish-brown

He pulled his overlarge russet cloak more tightly about him as he sat silently in the darkness.

 

4. tassel — to bloom (said of corn or sugar cane)

The green fields showed brilliant gold spots here and there where the corn had just begun to tassel.

 

5. nobiliary — of or relating to the nobility

Those wishing to restore the ‘good old days’ of titles and hereditary aristocracies usually imagine themselves as the person enjoying nobiliary privileges rather than as the much greater number of oppressed people propping up that rule by the lucky few.

 

6. flummery — mere trifling, empty compliment; dish made from oatmeal or flour boiled with water until thick

“After such an adventure don’t test me with such flummery as that, but let us enjoy the hearty fellowship of true brothers.”

 

7. incurrent — moving into the interior, relating to an inward current

From this and myriad other sources the secrets were transmitted by devious incurrent paths back to the Major’s office at KGB headquarters.

 

8. recalitrate — to ‘kick out’ against something, to resist, to show strong repugnance

Flailing in the saddle he would recalcitrate against his mount, the very idea of riding, and even the entire equine race.

 

9. roadstead — (nautical) somewhat sheltered area near shore where ships may anchor safe from weather

The ships furthest landward were now attempting to get under way and flee the fire ships which had already decimated over half the vessels in the roadstead.

 

10. kittle — ticklish, difficult to deal with

“True, it’s not easy doing business with such kittle folk who think that a deal is always an opportunity to spread their own peculiar gospel.”

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(Canadian slang)

screech — homemade strong drink of Newfoundland similar to moonshine, often flavored with rum

No, thank you, but the last time I drank screech I came to in the backseat of a patrol car, freezing my ass off.

Friday Vocabulary

1. horripilate — to have the hairs of one’s skin stand on end, from cold or fear, etc.

I knew, I guess, when I felt her neck hairs horripilate at the mere mention of the doctor’s name.

 

2. chert — flinty quartz rock

You can’t touch the front driveway, but we’re putting in a new surface for a basketball court in the rear, so you can take the chert off our back.

 

3. intransigent — irreconcilable, inflexible, uncompromising

In spite of our neighbor’s intransigent attitude we are going ahead with the project, hoping that it will be easier to apologize than to gain permission.

 

4. extrados — exterior or upper curve of an arch

Though all the surface material had worn away, or—more likely—been stolen, the curves of the extradoses forming the outer shell of the subterranean crypt were intact and entirely visible now that the grasses had died.

 

5. gravamen — most grievous part of an accusation; grievance

Of course most believe that the ‘off-the-books’ campaign funds were intended to persuade the congressmen to introduce legislation favoring the Sweet Times Coal Company, which was the true gravamen of the charges against those representatives.

 

6. ormolu — gold-colored alloy of copper and zinc

It was an era and an area where every home had an ormolu clock upon the mantle with matching candelabra at either end.

 

7. rachitic — of or having rickets

Sadder still than the lorn women or the despairing men were the rachitic children whose bowed legs could have been entirely prevented by small additions to their benighted diet.

 

8. veriest — utmost

In his parti-colored finery he looked to be the veriest dandy of them all, and we found it almost incredible that this was the same sober churchman who had preached hellfire and damnation only hours earlier.

 

9. fulgor — flashing and brilliant light, splendor

Our horses started and we stared, all of us stunned by the refulgent fulgor that flashed from the golden domes in the rising sun’s breathtaking light.

 

10. ferruginous — of the color of rust, reddish brown; containing rust or iron oxides

They had hoped for some tidy sum for the pile of junk left behind in the back yard, but the only thing of interest was a ferruginous cast iron skillet that unfortunately was too rusted to be restored.

 

Friday Vocabulary

1. whang — thong, strip of hide or leather

He knew enough of tanning to dress his own whang or glove leather from the small varmints he shot with his .22 rifle.

 

2. pilchard — small sea fish related to the herring; sardine

In spite of the war the Atlantic production of herring and pilchard was a major source of nutrition for the home front and, especially, the armed forces of the U.S.

 

3. excrescent — growing out of something abnormally; superfluous; (phonetics) without grammatical or etymological justification

While some still feel that a bureaucracy’s impulse to self-preservation is excrescent, it should be apparent in today’s world ruled by administrators and experts and promulgators of rules and proposers of grants that the urge to organizational survival is inherent, superseding any other purpose originally proposed for a bureaucracy at its creation.

 

4. cinchona — evergreen tree or shrub native to the Andes, now also grown in India and Java, yielding quinine

We moderns may congratulate ourselves unduly for our elevated medical knowledge, hardly acknowledging that the febrifuge cinchona had perhaps a more powerful effect upon the course of human history than all the products of our laboratories.

 

5. pawl — pivoting bar which engages with the teeth of a ratchet to lock it in place or to drive it

As he tightened the ratchet strap one final time the cheap brass pawl broke and the entire contents of his storage unit came tumbling out of the small pickup truck in a junk avalanche.

 

6. lubricous — slippery, smooth and oily; unsteady; lubricious (q.v.)

So enchanted were we by the lubricous words of his plaintive tale that we gave him $120—all our paper money—and only wished we had more to give.

 

7. lubricious — lascivious, lustful

She obviously thought her talk witty and lubricious while I found it merely well-lubricated.

 

8. crannequin — hand-crank used for cocking a crossbow

Now don’t worry too much about the crossbowmen, for if we move quickly and can dodge their first bolt, they won’t even be able to disengage their crannequins before we are cutting them down with our blades.

 

9. etiologic — of or relating to causes

While it is true that there may be many and varied etiologic factors in schizophrenia, it is very doubtful that the weird lip animation of Clutch Cargo would be found among them.

 

10. epagomenal — (also epagomenic) intercalary, particularly of the calendar of ancient Egypt

During the dangerous epagomenal days Pharaoh would supplicate Sekhmet to turn aside her wrath, while most of the populace got good and drunk.

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(pathology)

etiologic agent — infectious substance, material likely to contain a pathogen

The CDC worked with the Department of Transportation to develop strong protocols for the shipment of etiologic agents.

Monday Book Report: Sea Of Grass

Sea Of Grass, by Conrad Richter (1936)

This very brief (just over a hundred pages, in the edition I read) narrative is a prose poem, a threnody for a lost time and place, New Mexico when it was new in the American imagination. As well, it is a meditation on the mystery of marriage and the ways of men with women. It is also a Western novel mistakenly assigned to schoolchildren, perhaps with the notion that it is short and therefore the little ones might actually complete their assigned reading, or perhaps because the narrator is himself a youth in the opening chapters and thus some identification is expected by the priests and priestesses of pedagogy. The book is mistakenly compared to Zane Grey’s work, about which the less said the better. The author seems to have been yet another example of a man bewitched by the wide open spaces of the Southwest, like the creator of Krazy Kat, though Conrad Richter never personally experienced the lost era he so obviously longs for, although ….

His rude empire is dead and quartered today like a steer on the meat-block, but I still lie in bed at night and see it tossing, pitching, leaping in the golden sunlight of more than fifty years ago, sweeping up to his very door, stretching a hundred and twenty miles north and south along the river, and rolling as far into the sunset as stock could roam

Reading this paean to the now lost days when the great cattle ranches and even greater cattle herds dominated the mythic West, you know that the author truly lived this life he remembers, that he experienced as a young man the unceasing mutability of this ‘sea of grass’. You would be wrong. That is, Conrad Richter only moved to Albuquerque when he was almost forty years old, and you would be wrong if you thought, as did I, that Richter had lived through the last years of the crowd of beeves and antelopes that once rode over thousands of square miles of New Mexico grassland with nary a town, home, or even outbuilding in sight. Such is the poetic power of his language that we can be forgiven this mistake (yes, I forgive myself in this instance), and can almost be persuaded that he speaks of real events and real people reflected in the mirror of memory a half century later. Such is the benison granted to fiction, to make more true than artless nature the vision of other peoples and other times.

To the newcomer in our Southwestern land it seems that the days are very much alike, the same blue sky and unchanging sunshine and endless heat waves rising from the plain. But after he is here a year he learns to distinguish nuances in the weather he would never have noticed under a more violent sky; that one day may be clear enough, and yet some time during the night, without benefit of rain or cloud, a mysterious desert influence sweeps the heavens. And the following morning there is air clearer by half than yesterday, as if freshly rinsed by storm and rain.

Conrad Richter’s Sea Of Grass is like an Icelandic saga writ small upon a landscape writ large. The intricate genealogies and intertwined characters of the sagas are whittled down to only three, four, five actors in the brief drama of this novelette, while the twisted paths leading through the mountains between the narrow fjords of the tiny island of the North are replaced by the most expansive horizons imaginable beneath a hot but nurturing sun. And while the sagas seem always to involve violent action—and often burning—and carefully cultivated hatred, in Sea Of Grass the action is nuanced and often ‘offstage’, the emotional turmoil only guessed at for every character save the memorializing narrator. At the heart of the story is the helpless love of Colonel Brewton for the lovely Lutie from St. Louis, the lord of cattlemen hopeless before the strange female power of the woman who detests the large and lonely land from which the Colonel’s own power derives. Lutie turns heads wherever she appears, including that of our narrator, Colonel Brewton’s nephew, Hal. A dark and unspoken shadow lies between Lutie and her husband, a shadow which reflects the clash between the Colonel and the new district attorney Brice Chamberlain. The up and coming lawyer means to break up the endless ranch of the Bar B brand—the Brewton brand—and to support the ‘nesters’, immigrants who seek to turn the ‘sea of grass’ of the title into farmland. With deft strokes Richter limns the clash between Brewton and Chamberlain, and this almost stream-of-consciousness narrative shows the collapse into desuetude and decay of the empire of cattle giants under a misguided idea of progress.

Written in 1936, this dirge for the Southwestern grasslands may have been influenced by the ecological disaster underway at the time, that devastation of the soil we now call “The Dust Bowl”. And it is true that much of the western United States is better grassland than farmland. But the king of New Mexico beeves that Richter portrays in Sea Of Grass owes more to a devotion to strong men than to ecological, economic, or even Western history. (Clashes between cowmen and farmers, or the related dust-ups between the cattle ranchers and sheepherders, rarely ended up only in the courtroom, and at times erupted into full-scale war.) But Richter has created an almost godlike father figure doomed to fall into tragedy, just as all fathers must eventually be revealed to have feet of clay. Here the tragedy, in all its aspects—the Colonel’s marriage, the fights between ranch and farm, between country and city—the tragedy is visited upon and fulfilled by the youngest son of Colonel and Mrs. Brewton, Brock. Spoiled and erring, Brock sneers at the Brewton name and its import, and the young man’s fate ties together the dark threads of the story in a heartrending climax to this elegy of the old west and the towering figures that once rode across the vast plains as their rightful dominion, only to subside once more under the waves of time.

I believe now that every piece of news about Brock my uncle read in the Albuquerque and Denver papers was a secret Apache lance in his heart. His forehead was incommunicable as an old rawhide and branded like one with the mark of the band of his hat. And of what went on behind it he never spoke.

The prose of Sea Of Grass has been compared to that of Zane Grey’s Riders Of The Purple Sage, but that is to compare poetry with doggerel. Richter’s genius is to present a poetry of just those men and women who never speak their innermost truths, but live them in their every act and choice. The first-person narrative of Hal flows true and natural through this book like a burbling brook in spring, and his memory of his uncle and Lutie evokes clearly their deep character and the sway they still have upon him years later. But it is the silences that Richter somehow manages to convey in his writing, the unknowableness of the inner life of the two main protagonists of the novel and their secret thoughts over all that came between them. And the flowing narrative with its sparse dialogue also conjures up just the sort of inner monologue a man used to riding for miles across an endless land beneath an infinite sky might have. Some loves are not made stronger by talking about them, but by living inside them and through them and, at times, in spite of them.

Friday Vocabulary

1. equiparable — equal in comparison, equivalent

Well, it’s really a framing problem, because if you start comparing Animal Crossing to Citizen Kane you’re as foolish as if you asserted that Trump were equaparable to Lincoln.

 

2. wend — to go or to proceed in a certain direction; to flow, to run, to move

We had just begun wending down the path between the overhanging elms when a harsh voice barked out at us to stop.

 

3. covert — hiding place, shelter; bushes or other wooded places serving to shelter game

I could well imagine them quaking in fear within their coverts as they heard the baying of our scent hounds and the heavy crush of our boots through the underbrush.

 

4. specific — particular remedy

In addition to the nutritive value of the root, the flowers may be boiled into a tea which is a specific against rheum or catarrh.

 

5. soubrette — lady’s maid in a theatrical production; maidservant

It is indeed rare that a rookie soubrette so thoroughly steals the show, but perhaps unique to see a young actress set the leading lady’s hat and wig on fire.

 

6. indicium — sign, token; mail marking used in place of stamps or cancellation (usu. plural)

“You can see it writ large, Brattleby, in every aspect of this young man’s appearance, the white tube socks, the too-high pants’ cuffs, the pocket protector, the halitosis even you must have noticed, the Monster Manual tucked under the arm, yes, all the indicia of a true nerd!”

 

7. kelson — (also keelson) timber lined alongside the keel on floor-timbers of a ship, attaching the one to the other

As Ahab points out, you’ll not get lower than the kelson on the craft, not unless you leave the vessel altogether to sink into the sea.

 

8. lorica — cuirass or corselet of leather

Since the mercenary could have no further use for his lorica, I made it my own.

 

9. selkie — mythological creature of the sea, appearing as a seal in the water, but becoming a human woman upon dry land

The talk was that the captain’s wife was a loving selkie who had sloughed her sealskin for love of the old sailor, which might have explained her barking laugh.

 

10. mantelet — short cloak

She sat in the subway bolt upright and dressed to the nines, though the fur-lined mantelet across her shoulders showed as some wear, and her thinning grey curls seemed to wither in the car’s insufferable heat.

 

Monday Book Report: The MONTH at Goodspeed’s

The MONTH at Goodspeed’s Book Shop (May 1930, Vol. I, No. 8), by Norman Dodge

Just one of the many delightful issues of the “PAMPHLET concerning books, prints and autographs” found in the famous Boston book store Goodspeed’s Book Shop, this slim staple-bound tract shows off brilliantly the lucent prose of Norman Dodge, whose trenchant wit, catholic knowledge, and wry observations made every number of this catalogue from the past a treasure perhaps more worthy of esteem than some of the books which The MONTH detailed. The store, alas, is no more; the owner, George Talbot Goodspeed, finally closed the doors in 1995, hoping to move to an online business, only to pass away himself two years later. And so the storied bookstore, first opened by George’s father Charles Eliot Goodspeed in 1898, became defunct, a mere three years shy of the century mark, ending an era, perhaps only a small era in the larger era which sees the final extinction of all bookstores and perhaps all books.

Some bibliographical distinctions may seem of small consequence to those who prefer to do other things than unmask an elusive anonymity or a puzzling colophon, yet the process of solving the mystery of a book’s origin frequently leads to the discovery of facts of unquestioned importance in the history of printing or of literature.

You buys your ticket and you takes your chances

But something of Goodspeed’s Book Shop lives on in these tiny almost monthly (The MONTH was published ten times a year) pamphlets, and somehow one can almost smell the delightful scent of aging yet well tended paper when reading the brief notes and observations about the books, prints, and ephemera which wended into the Boston book shop. The love of the products of the press is obvious in every word, every wry remark, of Mr. Dodge, supported by a large team of experts in the various departments of Mr. Goodspeed’s stores. The editor’s erudition is obvious, and perhaps to be expected in an antiquarian bookseller (and graduate of Harvard), but what is a continual surprise is the humane irony with which Dodge views the products he finds at hand. While honestly describing the products he is (very gently) hawking, he never fails to connect each piece to the larger tapestry of books, history, or even human nature, of which each is a part.

on the South Sea atolls the native sons and daughters were lazy, benighted, and happy. They had never been obliged to make virtue of necessity nor confer nobility on labor. There was little cookery, fewer clothes, some art, small science. Now, we have heard, they shiver in overcoats.

Oh, the power of civilization

Norman Dodge was the editor of this unique antiquarian resource for the entirety of its forty year run, beginning in the year of the Great Depression, 1929. I only have a portion of the complete set, fifty-eight issues from 1930 to 1939 (alas, my collection begins with the seventh number, so I have to content myself with observations following the Great Disaster, not those of the Disaster itself). The entire set is available on microfilm, if you know what that is beyond hearing about it in Cold War movies. The catalogue—or rather, the survey of selections—is still prized by bookpeople for the historical information about prices contained therein, in addition to the many and varied notes about various editions and states passing through Goodspeed’s. Always scrupulous and honest, Dodge spends a little time, for example, in the tract we’re considering now, detailing the various points of difference between the true first edition of Sense And Sensibility and the particular mongrel copy that somehow came to be in the Boston book shop and under the study of the experts at Goodspeed’s. After showing that the book sold in 1912 as a first edition for $175 cannot possibly be so, he speculates as to why various pages were grafted into the volume at hand, and offers the old-but-not-quite-old-enough book for $40. How much this drastic price cut is due to the defects of the book itself, and how much due to the Depression, is a question to which I am ignorant of the answer.

It is amusing to think that instances of carelessness or ignorance are nearly always the causes of the “points” in the most sought books. An author, perhaps being young and more poet than grammarian, misspells the name of a Sanskrit deity. His manuscript goes to press and it is not until the small first issue has been dispersed that some roving eye in a wagging head fixes on the offending letter. In subsequent issues the fault is corrected, but the original sin remains to vex the poet and delight the bibliophile who harries relentlessly all blemishes. From a taint the misspelling becomes a distinction and a badge of priority.

Now the cause is autocorrect, and the mistake will never be corrected

In this one tiny tract we learn about Julia A. Moore, the “Sweet Singer of Michigan”, the Texian Navy (which invites autocorrect to blemish its name), The Daniel Catcher (a poem from 1713 anent the life of the prophet), Enrico Caruso’s caricatures (by, not of), an actual Pequot Indian harpooner, the famous Lord Timothy who authored A Pickle For The Knowing Ones, and McDonald Clarke, who seems to have been the Damon Runyon of early 18th-Century Broadway. As well, there are brief mentions of the Rogerenes (q.v.), Audubon (whom Goodspeed’s were one of the first to notice), and much more.

Clarke resembled Villon with his trick of turning the gossip of the Main Stem to metrical account, yet he differed also, because they say Clarke had no vices. He attended Grace Church, married an actress, was drowned in a cell of the city prison, and done in an oil

Runyon, on the other hand, smoked incessantly and married a dancer, briefly

There are many books in each edition of The MONTH for which modern collectors would give their eyeteeth (or more likely simply extend themselves through the medium of Visa), as well as many offerings for which we must remain puzzled as to why anyone ever—ever!—paid so high a price, especially in 193os dollars. Among the latter are the many prints and etchings being sold hundreds of dollars whilst finer 19th-Century books may be bought for a mere sawbuck. Somewhere in between these two extremes are such works as that mentioned briefly above, and discussed at fair length in this issue of The MONTH, the book which pushed Julia A. Moore into American awareness, The Sweet Singer of Michigan Salutes the Public. This book of bad obituary poetry by one of the most famous bad poets of all time—and surely the most famous bad American poet—is described in the leading article of this pamphlet with the same anguished love that caused Mark Twain to become devoted to the execrable Mrs. Moore. In May of 1930, you could have bought this terrible poetry book for the same $10; now I see a copy in much worse shape for sale at €750. Alas, that for lack of a time machine we are all forced to live in these pestilential days.

So much poetry! But this is the May number. But so much execrable poetry! Then we can be more certain that you haven’t read it before.

The final remarks from this issue of The MONTH

Unfortunately, one of the rusted staples has just broken off entirely, so I need to put this pamphlet into protective material. Until next time.