Friday Vocabulary

1. desultory — halfheartedly jumping from one subject to another, fitful, disconnected; lacking consistency, unmethodical, random

Was it truly only my own prejudice which made me fear another hour’s desultory conversation with Howard, while I looked forward with eagerness to a delightfully discursive evening’s talk with his cousin?

 

2. baluster — (architecture) short pillar, usu. supporting a handrail or coping (which series is then called a balustrade)

Studying the railing once more I noted that one of the balusters seemed slightly off the vertical, and gripping it tightly, found that it actually consisted of two separable pieces, one of which contained the missing diagram in a small hollow within the painted wooden shaft.

 

3. translucid — transparent, translucent; permitting the passage of light without allowing perfect vision of objects behind

Of course, most objets d’art called ‘milk glass’ will appear translucid when held before the sun, but only the authentic antique displays an iridescent halo, caused by salts used in its manufacture.

 

4. scurrilous — characterized by rough, buffoonish language; indecently or coarsely abusive

To see this man whom we knew as a statesman and as a dignified orator descend into the most scurrilous attacks upon his opponent almost broke my spirit, already buffeted by the scandalous campaign.

 

5. gammon — lying nonsense, bosh

Her pretended interest in my watercolor exercises was just so much gammon, another feint to distract me from her designs upon my contented bachelor life.

 

6. infra dig — (abbrev. of infra dignitatem) beneath one’s dignity, unbecoming

As social mores became more and more the subject of criminal legislation, the acts made crimes became more normalized to a great mass of the American people, as when frequenting low dives, once seen as infra dig, became, under the influence of Prohibition, merely a fashionable and daring trip to the speakeasy.

 

7. swot — hard work or study; diligent student

You’ll have a real swot to master these declensions before eight o’clock tomorrow morning.

 

8. despise — to view with contempt or disgust, to scorn, to disdain

Though many of my former friends now despise me, you seem to regard me with an especially vitriolic loathing.

(previously used here; the management apologizes for this error, and hopes you will accept the above word in place of the one erroneous proffered below)
otioseindolent; futile, nugatory

But the autodidact’s staunch efforts are often entirely otiose, leaving the learner with a headful of futile facts and useless understanding.

 

9. nobble — to impede a horse from winning a race, as by drugging; to convince by underhand means; to seize

Peter ran quickly through the parking structure and out the far side, eluding the police in their puffed-up riot gear who were nobbling every protester they could lay hands upon.

 

10. gaberdine — loose cloak or gown of coarse fabric, worn in medieval ages by Jews and beggars

The small cakes he quickly hid within the sleeves of his gaberdine as he motioned me to follow him further down the alley behind the abbey’s wall.

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(British theatrical slang)

to corpse — to laugh unintentionally while performing a dramatic scene

The late, great British thespian was noted for his staggeringly loud flatulence, which all too often led his fellow actors to corpse during rehearsal.

114,000 Songs

A mere 54 days after my last thousand songs were heard, I have just heard my 114,000th unique iTunes track, a sadly lyrical song written in the Theresienstadt (Terezín) concentration camp by Karel Berman, “Před usnutím” (‘Before Sleep’), performed almost miraculously by the composer himself in 1985. Berman survived Auschwitz to become a quite famous Czech opera singer and director, and lived another half century after his liberation by the Allies in May 1945. The song itself, based upon a poem by František Halas, is plaintive and—as is not atypical of music composed in the concentration camps—somewhat dissonant. The 114,001st song or rather track following this piece for piano and voice is a recording of T.S. Eliot reading the Chorus from Act II of his blank verse (mostly) play, The Family Reunion. Eliot’s insistent reading of this piece of baffled futility dovetails nicely with the depressing-because-of-history song which came just before.

The Stats

114,000 unique tracks takes up 746.86 GB of data (↑ 11.45 GB), which would take 488 days, 18 hours, 49 minutes, and 17 seconds to play from end to end (↑ 11 days less one hour). Remaining unplayed in my iTunes library of files are 77,458 tracks, 643 fewer than my last report (thus 357 tracks have been added to my library since my most recent check-in). The unplayed files occupy 527.6 GB of data space (↓ 8.7 GB) and 279 days, 17 hours, 56 minutes and 47 seconds of time (↓ 10 days & 4 hours). (I’ve added back in the T.S. Eliot recitation’s time in these calculations.)

To reach the 114,000th unique track, I listened to 1326 songs since track #113,000, starting this latest leg of my musical consumptive journey with “Hell With The Lid Off”, a preacherly rant by Marjoe Gortner at age 8, as mentioned in my last report. Those 1326 songs occupy 13.19 GB of data, and 11 days, 20 hours, 18 minutes, and 34 seconds of time.

It took 54 days to listen to the last thousand songs, meaning just over 18.5 new songs per day were heard.

18.5 New Tracks Heard per Day

If we include the previously heard songs, we find that I heard 24.56 tracks per day. This is nearly nine more songs a day than the last tranche of a thousand songs, undoubtedly because I’ve finished my CDs for my cousins and so haven’t been listening endlessly to the same set of songs seeking to find the perfect order or the perfect mix.

24.66 Tracks Heard per Day

 

And … that’s all folks. See you next time!

Monday Book Report: The Ragged World

The Ragged World: A Novel of the Hefn on Earth, by Judith Moffett

This ‘fix-up’ novel* about the interactions between Earth people and ecological aliens was so ponderous and so swathed in psychobabbulous platitudes that I almost began to sympathize with the Sad Puppies.† Almost. Even this pointless set of interminable tales of deus ex machina as self-help anodyne could not make me support the Puppies’ program of destructive and jealous thuggery against Science Fiction, a genre which I do love. Either play the game or don’t, people; if you really hate the game you shouldn’t try to throw the board to the ground and then set it afire, just walk away. Sorry, where was I?

Oh, yes. As I was saying, The Ragged World is a heavy-handed, boring set of seemingly endless stories about uninteresting people leading fruitless lives in the midst of an alien invasion. The science fiction elements are poor, and barely extant. I came nigh to placing this book report into the “I Read It So You Don’t Have To Department” until I discovered that this book and these stories were recipients of fulsome praise, and I wondered why. To my mind they are neither engaging, nor good science fiction. (They aren’t bad SF, either; the science is plausible and well-researched and all.) Perhaps the quarter-century which has passed since this novel appeared in 1991 (or the thirty years long gone since the original short stories were published) has so changed the mores and foci of our world that these overly earnest tales of ecological disaster and the heartbreak of HIV-AIDS seem only quaint as we watch the Endarkening of the Western World. Perhaps I am merely a reactionary reader rejecting a new voice. In any event, I cannot understand the buzz for this book, so (obviously) YMMV.

The novel itself is composed of eight short stories, five of which had been previously published separately. An introduction and an appended chronology are added to round out the book. The introduction relates almost all of the science fiction in the book (save for a few references to AIDS vaccines and some efforts at Mendelian melon growing): Aliens arrive on Earth, looking for left-behind comrades marooned here 400 years ago. Aliens leave. They come back four years later after a nuclear meltdown, and impose diktat on the planet to ‘go green’ or else. (Two pages of the seven-page introduction consists of the details of these ecological Alien Orders.) A couple of years later the Aliens rescind the ‘or else’ part of their diktat, and instead stop human reproduction indefinitely. And … that’s it. That’s the science fiction part of our story. The rest of the novel consists of the stories of ‘ordinary humans’ going about their ‘ordinary lives’ and intersecting the Aliens in ‘surprising ways’.

All right, yes, you’re right; those last air quotes are overly sarcastic, and there’s nothing surprising about the human-Alien interaction. In fact, the Aliens (Ms. Moffett names them the Hefn) function primarily as a folkloric or prophetic plot device to attempt moving the shapeless masses of the author’s stories, and as a deus ex machina to solve intractable problems she writes herself into. As an example of folklore, two stories—“Ti Whinny Moor Too Cums at Last” (originally more euphoniously called “The Hob”) and “Final Tomte”—pivot on the idea of old creatures of local mythology being the abandoned Aliens left behind in Yorkshire and Sweden, the hobs and tomtar of the chapter/story titles. (We’ll ignore the fact that the Scandinavian nisse (= tomte) existed long before Christianity in that region, and thus long before the 17th-Century visit of the Aliens to Earth.) The first of these more folklore-focused tales starts promisingly as a retelling of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”, as a lone American traveller on the moors discovers one of the abandoned Aliens and is forcibly taken back to his hidey-hole where he lives with six other gnomish creatures (another having just died in hibernation). But this story, like all the stories in this book, devolves into a desultory tale of futile waiting and meandering first-person pondering, brought to nought by a good old Alien memory wipe. Though the American finally remembers these events upon the Aliens’ return, the focus of the story is upon the beauty of the North Yorkshire moors and the thoughtful planning of the hiking American tourist.

She shrugged off her backpack, leaned it upright against the bridge, and pulled out one insulating pad of blue foam to sit on and another to use as a backrest, a thermos, a small packet of trail gorp, half a sandwich in a Baggie, a space blanket, and a voluminous green nylon poncho. She was dressed already in coated nylon rain pants over pile pants over soft woolen long johns, plus several thick sweaters and a parka, but the poncho would help keep out the wet and wind and add a layer of insulation.

Jenny shook out the space blanket and wrapped herself up in it, shiny side inward. Then she sat, awkward in so much bulkiness, and adjusted the foam rectangles behind and beneath her until they felt right. The thermos was still half full of tea; she unscrewed the lid and drank from it directly, replacing the lid after each swig to keep the cold out. There were ham and cheese in the sandwich and unsalted peanuts, raisins, and chunks of plain chocolate in the gorp.

Swathed in her space blanket, propped against the stone buttress of the bridge, Jenny munched and guzzled, one glove off and one glove on, in a glow of the well-being that ensue upon vigorous exercise in the cold, pleasurable fatigue, solitude, simple creature comforts, and the smug relish of being on top of a situation that would be too tough for plenty of other people (her own younger self, for one).

One of Ms. Moffett’s characters enjoys a sandwich and tea, with a side of gorp and smug relish

The Alien as prophecy weaves through the tale of another set of the novel’s protagonists, Carrie and Terry, respectively a professor of English and one of her students, whose aimless relationship begins with Terry’s bizarre response to a poetry midterm, told in the story “Remembrance of Things Future”. Worried that his strange rant may signal a psychotic break, Carrie is even more upset when Terry shows up at her home and professes no memory of the strange apocalyptic answer he wrote on the midterm. The prof tries to stir his memory by taking him to the last place he could remember, a local park, and hilarity ensues. No, just kidding, the story just keeps bumbling along until we learn that Terry, too, has had an Alien mind-wipe, that he’d seen a time portal with a human and an Alien peering through from a radioactive future, and that this future Odd Couple were trying to make a video of two deer having sex for a relative of the human. The futurnauts missed the date, however, and film only a buck bounding along and making scratches on trees, and then they see Terry and have to erase his memory, after cleverly telling him a whole lot of plot points they’re about to erase forever. Of course, it’s not forever; he remembers everything for his English professor a few days later, and the details he remembers make up crucial plot points for several of the interconnected stories threaded through the book. Terry himself goes on to become a politician just so that he can have a response plan in place for the nuclear disaster which he knows is coming from what he sees through the time portal. (And can we just pause a moment to note how poor the Aliens are at this whole memory-wiping thing? They are able to plant a post-hypnotic suggestion which makes the entire human race incapable of reproduction, but each attempt to wipe the memories of one of our main characters results in the block being lifted—once after many years and only after the Aliens return, but for Terry only a few days later because the intended victim was left in some sort of fugue state whilst taking a written exam.) This strange sequence is the lynchpin of the entire ‘novel’, and we should not forget that it centers upon the use of time-travel technology (well, time-travel-viewing technology) to make a video of two rutting deer.

But before either of us could reply, the crashing in the dead leaves began, the doe—foreordained, remembered—came hurtling up the slope toward the rocky outcrops at a dead gallop, an indistinct dun-colored shape in the dusk, hotly pursued by the second, larger, nobler shape which overtook, licked and nuzzled and finally lunged above her directly beneath the great boulder where we crouched, knocking her forward onto her knees with the force of the single thrust delivered so explosively that his hind feet left the ground—and off, down and away so swiftly we had scarcely moved or breathed till there were no deer anywhere on the twilit slope below.

So now I’ve spoiled the story for any reader who is unaware of how prophecy works in stories
Also, this might be poetry, but I’m not sure if deer porn is a basis for SF (on the other hand, see the note about Chuck Tingle below)

The other main narrative thread, a novella called “Tiny Tango” (which took 5th place in the polling for the Best Novella Hugo Award in 1990‡, back when those meant something), disquisits upon the plodding story of a woman infected with HIV more than a dozen years before the AIDS Riots of 1998-99 (one of the two science fiction elements that is not Alien-as-folklore/deus ex machina). Sandy, as we’ll call her (though Nancy is her name), changes her career path from hard-hitting research to becoming a minor biology professor at a minor college upon learning her dire news, concentrating on living a healthy, stress-free life in order to stave off the ravages of her incurable condition. She ends up living a long (everything in this book is long, lengthy, prolonged, endless, and interminable) life—if you can call it living—devoted to mediocre research in pursuit of tenure, eating healthy organic food, meditation, and attendance at her weekly HIV-AIDS support group. Her fellow sufferers and she all have to clandestinely fight their disease, as Americans are attacking any carriers they can find, forcing registration and, as mentioned, eventually rioting against those carrying the virus. Years pass. Sandy begins crossbreeding melons and performing strange solo perversions in men’s bathrooms. A vaccine is discovered (no help for those already infected), allowing a slightly less covert lifestyle for Sandy and her fellows. The Aliens arrive, don’t cure AIDS, and then leave. Then the nuke plant melts down, mere miles from Sandy’s house … and Sandy’s not there, she’s visiting her ill mother. The Aliens return, more stuff happens, and the Aliens finally interact with the biologist (who has developed full-blown AIDS by now), putting her into a deep-freeze while waiting for a cure. (Sandy is also the putative narrator of the novel’s introduction that outlines the entirety of the Alien interaction with the planet.)

I get it, to a very mild extent. To investigate the inner life of an AIDS sufferer in 1987 (when this was written, published in 1989) in the context of science fiction is of some interest, at least. I don’t find the story or the narrator very interesting, however. Perhaps, as I posited earlier, this is because of the anachronistic knowledge I have of the events since this time. Perhaps, as I believe, it is because this tale and the entire novel are banal and self-absorbed, focused on an inner life which is dispassionate and boring.

for such a long time I was myself so thoroughly alienated from the human race, the human viewpoint—that for so many years the life I had to lead was other than, and less than, a truly human life. For a person with my background, adopting the Hefn point of view is actually easier in some ways than identifying with the general human point of view.

Sandy’s introduction underscores the novel’s primary flaw, while eliding over the fact that we never actually learn the Hefn point of view (save that we cannot comprehend it)

That’s enough synopsis. There’s another primary character, Liam, the best friend of Terry’s son, who fulfills the prophecy of the failed deer porn time-travel expedition, but here is the terrible secret at the heart of this book: every character is the same. Though the plaudits for this novel praise the “convincing emotional lives of her characters” (Kirkus Reviews), this ’emotional life’ is merely a surface-level stream of consciousness musing upon whatever topic the character happens to be brooding over at the moment. This subject for overthinking might be the best way to pack for a day hike, how to create a virus-resistant cultivar, how to hide a fugitive relative from the authorities, or teen suicide, but the interior voice never varies, never exhibits dynamic changes in tone or emphasis. It is the voice of someone who lives in their head, avoiding contact with other humans, understanding social interaction by reading books and magazines from the self-help section of the bookstore. (Don’t forget, this was written in the 20th Century, when things like bookstores and magazines existed.) The interesting and idiosyncratic aspects of the novel are mere peculiarities of the author, not of the story.

Watching the way he held the doughnut, I thought—not for the first time—that I had never seen a hand more beautifully attached to a wrist in my life.

Fair enough…

Don’t get me wrong. Human stories with just a touch of Science Fiction are entirely okay; just look at much of Philip K. Dick’s oeuvre. But the SF needs to be central to the story—not just a deus ex machina. And, more importantly, the human element of the story must be present for such a tale to work. These tales, instead, seem to exhibit a fundamental misunderstanding of human nature—or at least they exhibit an ignorance of humanity beyond academics and allied intellectuals. The salient characteristic of each of Moffett’s characters is his or her loneness; not loneliness, but a preternatural focus on himself or herself with little if any regard for other people. As the New York Times Book Review puts it, everyone in this book “is a stubbornly self-possessed individual”. I have spent time at dining tables with such all-too-self-aware types; I really don’t relish spending an entire novel with them.

The cardinal sin of Science Fiction, of all genre fiction, is to be boring. And this book is boring. Boring and long. Very long. Details are piled upon detail; the pay-per-word rate must have been quite high in the 1980s at Isaac Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine. The author seems to be of the “Tell, Don’t Show” school of writing. She has a fascination for minutiae, and skips lightly over anything that might smack of real dialogue among more than two people. (Her description of a small dinner party at which “Carrie entertained them all with a sample of wacky mistakes that had turned up on student papers over the years” made me cringe.) But the worst part of the book is just how minor it all is, how little ‘there’ there is in the novel. Nothing in this novel comments upon the workaday lives lived by actual farmers, laborers, et. al., nor even less how those lives would be affected by the earthshaking arrival of the Aliens. The idea of someone blessed with a vision of the future for which they must strive to be ready (this is Terry’s story) is much better handled by John Irving in A Prayer For Owen Meany. The unknowable reality of aliens and alien planets has been underscored many times in much better novels, for example, in Lem’s Solaris. In A Ragged World, staggering events and aliens from beyond the stars leave people meandering through life … just as they were doing before the staggering events and the aliens. Mysterious aliens cross the galaxy to paralyze the Earth, and by the way they enoble the spirit of a dozen white academic types. Ooookay, then.

Look. Stories of therapy, of self-help, of recovery, all that ilk, though each story may be powerful to the person living it, and meaningful to those seeking the help offered, almost none of these stories make good fiction. Sitting through Andy Garcia’s turn as the spouse of an alcoholic in When A Man Loves A Woman is somehow painful and numbing at the same time. A movie like Ordinary People is almost as painful to live through as the reality might be, and is made more painful by its glib psychotherapeutic miracle. In A Ragged World, the Aliens provide the glibness but no catharsis, giving miraculous answers to human problems of loneliness and loss, problems to which miracles can never be the answer. (To be fair, most of the time the Aliens disdain to give anything to humans; the novel is about the exceptions.) In this book, psychotherapy, meditation, healthy lifestyle choices, and godless spirituality are front and center, and—much like a plethora of dramas in the first half of the 20th Century extolling the wonders of psychoanalysis—none of that makes for good fiction. You can write a novel about eating right and exercising daily and a balanced routine of yoga and meditation and such; you cannot make such a novel worth reading, just as a novel about going to church every week won’t hold the reader’s attention unless you throw in a little Peyton Place.

So I end up in just the same place I started, just as this book does. I still do not understand what people see in this work. Likely I am a prejudiced, non-woke, reactionary, patriarchal, inflexible bigot and asshat. That might be it. How would I know? Maybe I was just distracted by the off-putting sexual imagery of the novel: the deer porn, twelve-year-olds, and cross-country cross-dressing bathroom penis peeking. I am easily offended, no doubt. But at the end of the day, and at the end of the novel (which was a much longer time coming), I was bored and unimpressed. Takes one to know one, I suppose.

* Apparently that’s what the kids today are calling a novel made up of short stories grafted together to form a single work, sometimes with newly created introductory or interstitial material to make the thing cohere.

† The ‘Sad Puppies’, along with the more extreme splinter ‘Rabid Puppies’, were a reactionary group devoted to gaming the nomination process for the Hugo Awards, which had been one of the preeminent awards in Science Fiction before the advent of these trolls and self-dealers. Both groups sought to dominate the Hugo nominations with their own slate of authors, reacting to what they saw as too much focus upon women and persons of coloring the Science Fiction field. They had some success in gaming the system, in that their candidates swept the nominations in several categories for the 2015 Hugo Awards; those categories, however, were given ‘No Award’ in the final vote tally, as the majority of Hugo voters rejected the Sad Puppies’ slates. The group’s efforts—or rather the efforts of the Rabid Puppies—did give rise to the wild success (as such things are measured in the thimbleful-of-attention metrics of social media) of Chuck Tingle, whom I do not recommend you look up if you are both a) unaware of who he is, and b) easily offended (say, by the idea of dinosaur porn, or gay porn, or both).

‡ I am surprised to learn that I’ve recently read the winner of that year’s Hugo for Best Novella, “The Moutains of Mourning”, which was included in Lois McMaster Bujold’s own ‘fix-up’ novel, Borders Of Infinity, which was Book #376 in my books read database. It was pretty good, I thought, likely the best story in the patched together collection.

Friday Vocabulary

1. clastic — (geology) formed from pieces of broken older rocks

The waters were held back by clastic dikes formed from old volcanic fragments mixed with sand which had resolidified over the centuries to form an impermeable barrier.

 

2. leitmotif — (music) theme associated with particular person, idea, or situation

His frustrating insistence that we explain our ideas twice or thrice over became the leitmotif for that seemingly endless business retreat.

 

3. charwoman — day-laboring woman hired to perform general cleaning around house or office

Davis searched everywhere for the notes he’d made of his interview with Dr. Pathekin, but it transpired that the charwoman had thrown out the ragged sheets, mistaking the crumpled ball of paper for trash.

 

4. damselfly — slender, winged insect of same order as dragonflies, from which it is distinguished by having its wings folded back along the body

Though it seemed so peaceful propped atop the gently swaying fern at lake’s edge, Justin knew that the red-bodied damselfly was actually a carnivorous killer, taking a break from its eternal hunt.

 

5. pallium — rectangular cloak of Greek origin worn by men in ancient times as alternative to the toga; long band of wool worn over other ecclesiastical garments by the Pope and other high church officials granted jurisdictional power

Rome reasserted her authority over the Irish bishops and archbishops, presenting the pallium to Armagh, Dublin, Cashel, and Tuam as a token of the Pope’s ultimate sovereignty.

 

6. sogering — (obsolete) goldbricking, shirking hard work

“You can stop paying court to that single sheet, my boy, and know that there’ll be no sogering aboard while the rest of us men are working hard!”

 

7. privet — any one of several evergreen shrubs, commonly used for garden hedges

Following Lee’s pointing finger we discerned a dark shape at the base of the privet which we recognized as the corpse of the missing soldier.

 

8. spoony — silly, foolish (of persons); foolishly amorous

Lord knows why but that summer the two friends got it in their weak heads to play the spoony couple everywhere they went, embarrassing their hosts at every garden party by their refusal to pay attention to anyone else, their eyes transfixed upon each other like pins through displayed insects.

 

9. postilion — rider upon left-hand horse of pair or front pair of horses drawing a carriage, usu. when no driver is used

The diligence had no sooner entered the wood than our postilion drew the team to a complete halt, crying out to his confederates who quickly surrounded us and yelled at us to descend from the coach.

 

10. spaniel — fawning, submissive person

Am I to be your spaniel at court, rebuked before my peers for speaking out on a course of action I deem unwise?

 

Monday Book Report: The Divine Right of Capital

I Read It So You Don’t Have To Dept.

The Divine Right of Capital: Dethroning the Corporate Aristocracy, by Marjorie Kelly

Returning to a book almost twenty years after its release may bring many pleasures, surprises, or insights. Reading an author’s words decades after they were written may cause us to nod our heads in thoughtful recognition of revealed truths, to shake our heads at prophetic predictions, or to bow our heads in respect for powerful words from the past. This book is not that book, however. Nor is Marjorie Kelly that author. This book—The Divine Right of Capital—is a puree of soft ideas, obvious observations, illogical connections, and unworkable prescriptions that caused this reader only to nod his head in fatigue, shaking my head to clear the cobwebs produced by trying to follow the fuzzy threads of Kelly’s various arguments, only to bow my head that only 19 years ago anyone could have been so naïve as to believe in the childish fixes proposed herein.

From the FEDS Notes of the Federal Reserve
Note that that tiny bottom strip is 50% of the people; the top two colors represent only 10%

Reading this book also underscores how lost the battle is that Ms. Kelly wishes to fight. She decries the overwhelming influence of money in politics … nine years before Citizens United vs. FEC institutionalized and sanctified such influence. She inveighs against the disparity between rich and poor, which has only become greater since this book was published in 2001 (as the chart from the Federal Reserve shows). She identifies the main problem of the economy as the primacy of shareholders in corporations, and then proposes almost laughable ideas to overcome this threat. (She even calls some of her ideas “pranks”, in a misguided nod to the Boston Tea Party as such a ‘prank’.) The book highlights the fuzziness of most business school thinking, combined with the earnest allusions of the public speaking crowd, mixed up with the legal analysis of a 1st-year law student and the historical references of an economist who reads about history books in The New York Times Book Review. The main feeling of the book is “What a waste.” But then, I chose to read this book, and now you don’t have to.

One might see a stirring of revolution in such cases. They represent small chinks in the supposedly impenetrable legal wall protecting shareholder primacy. Perhaps we might use these laws one day to drive a truck (or a Trojan horse) through that wall.

Muddling metaphors like mint in a Virgin Julep

There are good things in this book: nice historical perspectives, important background on corporate and constitutional law, the usual panoply of statistics and examples that must accompany every hortatory business book nowadays. But the good things are buried under writing that jumps from here to there and back again with little regard for the reader, using metaphors from something her friend told her about architecture, or that feeling she got in winter when there was lots of ice on the ground. It is the usual attempt to engage the reader by personalizing the narrative, but since there is no particular voice or real focus to each chapter, save to bring up the examples she wrote on notecards for this topic and that topic, her writing style reveals only the conventional adipose tissue between her bullet points, so much loosely connective fat like the meaningless mission statements now de rigueur at every business. She presents (debatably) useful information, but then undercuts her own argument with boilerplate truisms such as this: “As both quantum theory and chaos theory teach us, the next state of the world is fundamentally not knowable.” That sentence is not true, nor is it meaningful. (The “state of the world” is certainly not a meaningful subject of quantum mechanics (I’m guessing that’s what she’s referring to by “quantum theory”; I really doubt she means quantum field theory), and chaos theory applies to systems where slightly different initial conditions lead to widely disparate results, as opposed to the system we have now, where concentrations of wealth and power tend to act to keep and increase that wealth and power.)

But the weakness of those statues may have something to do with the weakness of the theory itself. Indeed, its bagginess and shapelessness do seem fatal to its real usefulness.

Twenty years ago, irony had not been completely beaten to death

Going through Ms. Kelly’s arguments and assertions really is not worthwhile at this late date. The dangers she warned about have come true, and then some. She was wrong only in her deluded belief that so-called ‘Business Ethics’ (which was also the title of the magazine she edited when this book was published) could prevent the slide into pure, brutal plutocracy; if anything she was a dupe hoping that right-thinking people could triumph over “the Corporate Aristocracy”, as she calls the enemy in her subtitle. Perhaps the most telling or damning comment on her ideas and her life’s work is the judgment passed on her by the current social media trendosphere: Marjorie Kelly has no Wikipedia page, nor has she a blue check mark next to her Twitter handle. (She’s just @marjorie_kelly, for what it’s worth. Please don’t tell her about this book report; she seems like a nice enough person.)

The proposed solutions she offers are less likely to succeed now than they were in 2001, when they were almost ludicrous. Her ideas for employee ‘pranks’ include wearing T-shirts protesting buyouts, signing corporate documents with a skull-and-crossbones stamp (alluding to Revolutionary Era protests against the Stamp Act), or running for a spot on the board of directors. These might work in a revival of How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying, but …. She has more practical ideas for business students, investors, CEOs … but most of these I have met have other, more pragmatic, ideas of getting while the getting is good.

Speaking of which: Time for me to go. It’s a ‘No’ from me, dawg. Read Jim Sculley’s biography instead. At least that one has a lot of laughs (none intentional, however).

Book Note, #409: The Camp-Meeting Murders

The Camp-Meeting Murders, by Vance Randolph & Nancy Clemens

A fairly pedestrian mystery story is enlivened by its depiction of small-town life in the South and by the peculiar spinster narrator, Bedelia Alcott, who plays the traditional part of the clueless detective in her misguided musings about the central crime, the murder of a Holy Roller at a revival meeting. James Berger, itinerant preacher of doubtful repute, is shot whilst in full faith-healing flood, with a silver bullet, no less. Written in 1936 (though my paper-wrapped digest edition was published in 1945), modern readers may be surprised by the lack of religious devotion shown by Aunt Bedelia, no-longer-girl reporter for the Durgenville Weekly Record, who no more thinks herself obligated to attend services on Sunday than most of the aforementioned moderns. This reader was disappointed by the surface level account of the fire-and-brimstone preaching at the titular camp meeting, which apparently affects the protagonist so much that she can’t remember what he said, only that it was very persuasive. The preacher is killed, complications ensue, secrets and secret liaisons are revealed, et cetera, et cetera.

Miss Bedelia is a passably interesting character, a sort of Missouri Jessica Fletcher with less insight, slightly less nosiness, and fewer writing credentials. Some authenticity is brought to the page in the fact that one of the two co-authors of the mystery novel was herself a newspaper journalist with the Kansas City Star. The other author, Vance Randolph*, brings much knowledge of backwoods beliefs of the folk living in the Ozark hill country, though only a smidgen makes it into this middling tale. There are a handful of interesting characters—my favorite is Witch Zaney—and a soupçon of local color. Most notable (again, to this reader) were the notes and tones of a faded time, such as the telephone exchange that closes after 9 o’clock in the evening. However, the book must come with a TRIGGER WARNING because of a needless plot device which will trigger people who are like my wife. (Email me if you’re unsure, or simply avoid this book you had no intention of reading anyway.) Hearty hill folk, however, will find it a pleasant way to while away a few hours.

*Lest y’all give me grief for not naming the female partner of the writing duo, allow me to point out that ‘Nancy Clemens’ is a pseudonym. Okay, fine. She was named Fern Shumate, and was a not infrequent collaborator with the Ozark folklorist.

Friday Vocabulary

1. roke — fog, mist; drizzle

The yellow sunlight now faded with the day’s passing, and the distant path across the moor disappeared as the roke rolled across the damp, grey heath.

 

2. peruke — periwig

He stuck his head through the wig door and waited patiently as James (or was it Jonathan?) placed the peruke upon his head and sifted the fine white powder over it.

 

3. cultivar — plant variety created by selective breeding

Ephraim Wales Bull developed the Concord grape cultivar to withstand the rigors of tough New England winters, going through tens of thousands of seedlings in the process, though he enjoyed little riches from his success.

 

4. septenary — of or related to the number seven or to a group of seven; a set or group of seven; a period of seven years; (music) the seven notes of a diatonic scale

Strangely enough, though the medical profession of the 19th Century recognized clearly the prevalence of the septenary ague by the commonly observed seven-day periodicity of the fever, modern medicine no longer observes this cycle among the accepted intermittent fevers.

 

5. batiste — soft light opaque fabric of cotton or linen, similar to (and sometimes synonymous with) cambric, used as linings, handkerchiefs, or lingerie

She sniffed ostentatiously into her black batiste handkerchief, giving public performance to her powerful spinster grief.

 

6. wit — (archaic) to know, to be aware of

Oh, the irony! I thought as I read mother’s diary, for I wot well what she wist not, that her lost love was as black a rogue as ever betrayed the heart of a lady.

 

7. salsify — edible winter root vegetable related to parsnip, also called ‘oyster plant’

We grow both parsnip and salsify in our small backyard garden, as both of these give great satisfaction from even small crops.

 

8. flinders — small pieces, splinters

The huge boulder tumbled down the side of the mountain and hardly slowed as it rolled right over the tool shack, bursting the outbuilding into flinders.

 

9. arseniuretted — combined with arsenic to form an arsenide

“The smell of garlic you perceive shows the presence of arseniuretted hydrogen,” he said, “the famous Marsh Test.”

 

10. vihara — Buddhist monastery

In the central hall of the vihara was a small brazier kept alight day and night, positioned beneath a small chimney hole cut through the roof of the central cave.

 

Analysis: The 4th Hundred Books

or, At Least The Unexamined Life Requires Less Math

As I mentioned a little while back, I have now read 400 of the books in my personal library since I started tracking my reading back in June 2015. Below is a sketchy analysis of the books in this last hundred books. Of course, as usual, I have not counted books in the “Comics & Graphic Novel” category from the count, though some data from the ten books in that genre that I read over the course of the books covered here do appear at times below.

I continued the fast reading pace I attained during the last century of books read, dropping only slightly from 2.79 to 2.97 days per book. (You math geniuses out there have already figured out that I read the last hundred books in 297 days.) The 6.5% increase in days per book read was overshadowed, however, by the roughly 8% or 10% drop in pages read per day. (The discrepancy here is the difference between total pages read versus only those non-comics pages read.) While the previous century of books saw a blistering pace of over 90 pages read per day, this particular set of a hundred books saw a page rate of 83.08 pages read per day—or 80.8 pages per day if we only count the non-comics. We’ll come back to a consideration of pages per day a little later, if that’s all right with you.

1 Book Read per 2.97 Days

Looking further at the books per day statistic, the speedy rate dropped further the total reading rate for the entire set of four hundred books. That total rate—which had been 4.60 at last report, dropped even further to 4.18 days per book read. If we include Comics & Graphic Novels, the rate goes down to only 3.70 days per book. (It had been just a smidge over 4 last time we checked.) Below is a chart showing the overall pace for each hundred books read, as well as the totals. (For those of y’all playing along at home, the timespan between the first and last books read is 1,675 days.)

Average Time to Read a Book

non-Comics All
1st hundred 4.83 3.63
2nd hundred 6.19 5.79
3rd hundred 2.79 2.74
4th hundred 2.97 2.70
All 4.18 3.70

This focus on book reading rate continues from my initial scratchpad calculation that I wouldn’t finish reading all of my book until Pearl Harbor Day in 2124. A more detailed analysis after the 300th book read brought that end date somewhat closer, to April 9, 2108. However, as I pointed out in the same article, the time to completion is complicated by the fact that I am still buying books; in fact, as that post noted, my book purchase rate is greater than my book reading rate. *Sigh* We’ll just set that issue aside for right now, though, and instead look again at the calculated time to completion with the latest information. Another quick calculation—this time taking over four hours (not including the several hours needed for my database dumps to work correctly)—gives me the figure of 8363 books unread at the moment. (This actually compares fairly favorably to my back-of-the-envelope reckoning of 9472 books owned, ignoring duplicates, which means I’ve read just over 1/8 of my collection—not too bad, actually.) Using the newly computed book reading rate of 3.7 days per book gives me an EFD (Estimated Finish Date) a trifle nearer in time than last report, though still in the next century. Specifically:

Reading Rate: 1 Book per 3.70 Days (includes Comics)

Time to Finish Collection: 84 & 3/4 Years

Estimated Finish Date (EFD): October 24, 2104

Unfortunately, all of the gains made towards bringing down my Time to Completion seem to have come from the breakneck pace of reading, and are in spite of incontinent book buying. Indeed, during the same time I read 110 books (including the 10 comic books and graphic novels), I seem to have acquired 438 new never-before-read volumes. This is obviously troubling, and even more than first appears due to the calculation made in that previous analysis of how long it will take me to read all of my books. There I came around to the following equation, defining how long will take to finish reading my library:

(2.3)    \begin{equation*} t = \frac{b_0}{R - P} \end{equation*}

Formula ${2.3}$ simply says that the time $t$ required to finish reading my library is equal to the initial number of books $b_0$ divided by the net consumption rate of books, which is the Reading Rate $R$ less the Purchase Rate $P$. As I noted in that earlier post, as long as the Reading Rate is greater than the Purchase Rate, I will eventually finish the collection.

At 300 books, $R$ was equal to 0.25 and $P$ was roughly 1.01. At 400 books read, however, $R$ has only risen two hundredths to 0.27 while $P$ is now a whopping 1.47 books acquired per day. (I say ‘acquired’ because this last few months saw a number of books given me by my father, who moved to Texas and pruned many things (not just books) before his move. I do not include the many, many, many copies of Ayn Rand’s Anthem that we were terrorized with at the end of the year and with which I still have not figured out what to do.) If these figures are used, and assuming $b_0$ is equal to 8363, we find that I lost my chance to complete my collection at the very end of the year 2000—but then, didn’t we all? Of course, as you’ve no doubt already noticed, this last number uses an overall figure for the Reading Rate $R$ while the Purchase Rate $P$ is only that for the last 100 books, so I’ve cheated a bit; but I’ve done so only to emphasize the very great, very real danger of the current situation. And oh yeah also because it’s kind of hard to calculate $P$ without getting into some Calculus. What? *Sigh* Okay. Give me a sec.

You know what? Never mind. Instead of looking at the actual curve of the Purchase Rate—which is what I really need to do to see what’s actually going on in that department—we’ll just take the Purchase Rate for the entire time I’ve been tracking books read in my database (=1.12) and use the more accurate figure of 6466 books for $b_0$ (this is the number of books in my database when I started the aforementioned tracking), which gives us a value for $t$ equal to … -7,607 days, or in other words … April 1, 1999. April Fool’s Day, eh? Well, that seems appropriate. That is, I missed my opportunity to complete this project on a date two months after the verdict in Bill Clinton’s impeachment trial. After all, didn’t we all? No, seriously though, this calculation means that—given the rates above—I could have only read all of my books at a time some sixteen years before I started reading my books. Yeah, I know. Math is weird.

In part, the desire to increase my reading rate has driven me to read some shorter volumes (though surprisingly the total pages read for this hundred books was only slightly less than the total for the previous hundred, as we shall see), which rationale might be thought to be behind my high number of children’s books read. In fact, however, the books in the Children’s category were read primarily because a) I only recently regained access to those books, and b) the books chosen leant themselves to double shelving and thus space saving on the shelves. An impetus related to that last drove also some of the lesser books read over this last slice, as I sought books I could let go of, thus also relieving somewhat my overburdened shelf space. This last endeavor, however, has proven to be difficult, in part because my reading rate suffers when I read most of the less well-written books, but mostly because it’s a pain in the ass. Looking at the figures above may impel me to take a course of action I have been resisting: to simply throw away (appropriately, natch) books that look ‘bad’, without reading them first. My heart aches at the idea, and my brain sighs at yet another datapoint I’ll need to capture or manipulate for this project. But the current hardship I have slogging through The Spirituality of Imperfection (which I would call instead The Banality of Feeble) or a book warning of the dangers of wealth concentration from 2001 may make such action inevitable.

With these caveats and explanations out of the way, let’s turn to the books I actually read in this last set of a hundred books. The full list can be found broken up into bite-sized chunks of 25 books each here, here, here, and … here. Genre fiction did not overwhelmingly predominate as it did in the previous hundred, though Mysteries and SF/Fantasy do represent almost half of the books read. Children’s books make up 14% of the total, while Nonfiction books were three-tenths of the hundred (non-comics) books read—lumping plays and poetry into the ‘Nonfiction’ category. Here’s the overall break down:

Books Read by Genre

Mystery & Thriller 26
Science Fiction & Fantasy 23
Children’s Books 14
Literature & Fiction 7
History 7
Poetry, Drama & Criticism 5
Other 18

And of course there is a chart

The breakdown of the two-and-a-half dozen Nonfiction books (ignoring Children’s books) is as follows:

Nonfiction Breakdown

History 7
Poetry, Drama & Criticism 5
Wacko 4
Computers & Internet 2
Militaria 2
Politics & Social Sciences 2
Religion & Spirituality 2
Arts & Photography 1
Books 1
D&D 1
End of the World 1
Outdoors & Nature 1
Reference 1

Continuing the analysis of page counts begun in the review of the previous century of books read, we find that I slowed my reading pace somewhat from last report. Though I began the 4th hundred books read at a speedy clip, I slowed a bit during the summer months, returning to form since October. Below is a chart showing the cumulative pages read over the last hundred books, to which I’ve added a linear trendline with which to more easily see the summer slump.

Reviewing the books I read during these sluggard months, I am not entirely sure why my pace slackened (though it still is much faster than the 34.4 pages per day I maintained while reading books #101 – #200). There are a few suggestive items, however. First, this slowdown begins just as I read my first (and so far only) ebook, a turn-of-the-century-before-the-last-one Norwegian mystery novel I had been unable to find in physical format. (It’s okay, I suppose.) I don’t have a mechanism for calculating page counts of ebooks, so it is simply a blank in the data. Second, this period also saw me read some books I had very little love for, including some works of the lesser Brontë sisters, the desultory mysteries of Amanda Cross, and some William Gibson short stories that weren’t as good as I remembered. This lack of interest may have lowered my attentiveness and thus my reading rate.

The dip in reading velocity can be seen in this chart depicting exactly that:

As is usual with such a chart, there’s a lot of noise at the beginning before the average rate begins to assert itself. This could, of course, be abated somewhat by considering a longer time span, by beginning the time period back when I began tracking pages read, but … let’s just wait until I’ve hit 500 books read, shall we?

The overall reading pace for the last hundred books clocks in at just over 83 pages per day, a significant decline from the 90 pgs/day over the previous hundred, but quite respectable for all that.

83.08 Pages Read per Day

Since I read 10 items from the Comics & Graphic Novels category, the above figure drops somewhat when those comics are excluded from the calculation. (I use the total books read for the generally promulgated Pages/Day rate, since the small page count of most comic books is reflected in this stat, whereas it is not in the Days per Book statistic.) Exempting those books gives a slightly lower page per day rate of 80.8 pages per day. Do not forget, however, that this figure reflects not just the fact that some non-comics pages may take longer to read, but also the fact that time spent reading comics is time not being used to read non-illustrated prose. The lower reading pace for non-comics is shown by the grey line in the figure above.

Once again rotating some axes, we find that the page count per book dropped 4% from last report, from 250 to 240 pages per book. If comics are included in this figure, the average becomes 224.3 pages per book (as opposed to 246.5 for this same datapoint from the last series).

Average Book Length: 239.98 Pages

The total number of pages clocked in at just below 25k, at 24,675. With comics etc. removed, we find that 23,998 pages were consumed in this last tranche of books. (Which of course means that, since I read 10 comics etc., that the average length for those excluded books was 67.7 pages.)

Total Pages Read (non comics): 23,998

The average rating dropped a bit from last report, falling from 3.94 to 3.79. Not too surprising, as I have been reading books that appear to be potential candidates for culling. There were many average books in this last set, and several that were worse than average. A slight surprise is found in the average rating for all books in the last set, including those in the Comics & Graphic Novels category, as a few ‘meh’ comics and one turkey brought down the overall rating slightly to 3.77. The delta between non-comics rating and total rating was reversed in the last set.

Average Rating for Books Read: 3.79

I am not entirely sure of my reading strategy for the next century, though I am tempted just to fly pell-mell through some of the many Mystery paperbacks that have been tempting me for quite a while. A return to Kregen and the life of Dray Prescot also seems appealing. Since completing book #400, I’ve read 4 novels and 1 business book, so there’s that.

I shall be back in a few days, with a belated look at the Best Books of 2019. (I’ll add the hyperlink here once that’s completed.) See ya!

Monday Book Report: Frenzy

James O. Causey’s Frenzy is a scathing noir novel about a vicious, vulpine grifter with big plans and bigger failures, a feral fox among wolves who wish to tear out his throat if he makes just one false step. He makes several. But he survives each beating, each attack, each checkmate by fast talking, flight, or the disdainful luck of the inveterate gambler. Along the way he manages to almost betray everyone and everything, though his loyalty is only to himself. Causey’s tale of Norman Sands, the amoral protagonist of Frenzy, is a brutal story of a lowlife already living in hell, who descends further and further as he tries to contrive one big score, one perfect deal that will leave him sitting pretty. It is a perfect novel of a man as far away from perfection as slimy creatures under a rock are far away from the clouds.

“Listen.” I took a deep breath and shivered. “I want you to stay away from me. I’m strong poison, do you understand? I slime everything I touch.”

Norm Sands perceives the truth about himself

Frenzy shows us the petty obsessions with women, money, and power which drive the corruption at the heart of some versions of the American Dream. The unrelenting action takes place in Mason Flats, a small town in Southern California where crooked pols and businessmen skim the cream from the vice and graft they connive at. Norm Sands returns to Morgan Flats a beaten and broken man, returns to the town he fled years ago, the town where his brother Matt tries to live down the dreams and aspirations he once had as the former high school quarterback who was going to go to law school. Norm has no big dreams to live down, merely wants a handout, until he sees again the petty crimes of his hometown, and has dark visions of cashing in on the big city sin he wants to import into this sleepy hamlet.

“Listen, darling.” She was fighting for control, enunciating very carefully. “If you stay in Mason Flats, you’re going to die. I don’t care about the damned money.”

“I care about the money.”

“No.” Her voice was lifeless. “You just hate to lose.” The simple truth.

More truth about Norm, when it will do the least good

Causey’s short book (clocking in at only 144 pages) shows a man without morals, though Norm Sands is no psychopath. He has had some bad breaks, made many more bad choices, and his snarling intelligence and criminal experience allow him to construct plots of betrayal and fraud where other men would simply walk away and lick their wounds. Norm cannot walk away, though he does flee when necessary; he is compelled to brazen out the most hopeless bluff, to play the turncoat in order to pay back his oppressors, to stake everything on just one more turn of the cards, though he knows in his hopeless heart that the deck will always be stacked against him.

I sat drinking coffee, listening to her talk about Paris, and trying to analyze the drowning sensation that hit me every time I looked at her.

This wasn’t love. Love is something warm and human, like the feeling I still had for Laurie. This was stark compulsion, chemotropic. For her I had killed two men.

The unexamined life is not worth living
From the back cover of Frenzy

But Norm is not just a con man. He wants power, and everything that goes with that. And that means a woman. Usually the boss’s woman, since the most desirable female is the one furthest from his reach. He is driven by lust rather than love, by an animal longing for rutting with the boss’s beauty. He is self-aware enough to know that such longing is madness, but that knowledge won’t stop him for a moment. Is this passionate desire his primary failing, the hamartia that will bring him down? No. This sexual hunger is merely one of ravenous appetites that drive him, that will leave him starving for any relationship beyond the merely transactional. He may find a kindred spirit, but their time together will always be measured in days, hours, until the next deal, the next gamble, the next betrayal.

No, the fatal flaw of Norm Sands is a simple one, perhaps the simplest. As Michelle Shocked noted, “The secret to a long life / Is knowing when it’s time to go.” Norm will always be a gambler, he will always hold out for just one more hand, will hope that ‘just one more’ will see his luck change. By the time he is ready to run, it is already too late. He may flee his pursuers for a time, may dodge the fatal bullet or blow this time or the next, but he has already lost everything by the time he is flying out the door. He may blame the attenuated threads of decency still lingering in his (a)moral fabric, the small bonds of humanity which foil his outlandish plans and cost him the evil success he craves. But he will sever every tie to decent feeling he has ever had, all for lucre and lust.

“I’ll steal for you,” she said breathlessly. “I’ll kill for you, anything—provided there’s no other woman, ever. You think I’m crazy?”

“No,” I said, holding her close, tenderly. “You’re not crazy.”

We sat like that for a very long time.

Norm and his lover discuss degrees of sanity

James Causey brings the amoral yearnings of his doomed protagonist to life in a brilliant first-person narrative. The cleverness and bravado of Norm shine out in the cesspools he thrives in, and the reader will find little morality to assuage the dark vision presented in this fast-paced thriller. At the same time, however, this is not a bleak tale of fated destruction à la Jim Thompson; Causey’s ‘hero’ always seems to have a choice as he takes each step and misstep towards the savage denouement. The cunning grifter may not be likable or even worthy of redemption, but Causey’s letter-perfect prose depicts a world of corruption and smalltime dreams that is quite enjoyable in some perverted way, and this tale of fraud and venality in Southern California may have relevance today, for all that it was written sixty years ago.

Friday Vocabulary

1. gyniolatry — worship of women

Perhaps Poul Anderson’s gyniolatry may seem to balance Philip K. Dick’s misogyny, though more likely both are perversions of the true view of relations between the sexes.

 

2. phenakistiscope — first device for viewing animated images, consisting of a revolving disc with distinct illustrations that appeared in motion when viewed in a mirror through slits also placed on the disc

Perhaps the first experience of the pleasure we today receive from widely available GIF animations was found in the 1830s by those patrons fortunate enough to view the clever looped illustrations of the phenakistiscope, though of course those 19th-Century viewers could only share the animations by handing the toy to another person in the same room.

 

3. faitour — (archaic) charlatan, cheat, esp. a fortune teller or one feigning illness

Would that I could make that infamous faitour die in sooth and stop forever his false seeming of sickness.

[the entry below was discovered to duplicate a previous vocabulary word from 2018, and has been replaced with the entry above]
scurf — morbid skin condition causing scales of skin to be shed in excess; scales of epidermis continually exfoliated from skin; any surface incrustation

The once beautiful pastry was now covered by a dark scurf of dried mold that sloughed off and dirtied the countertop as the ancient birthday cake was picked up.

 

4. diplopia — double vision

She had hoped that the crash was not as bad as it had first seemed, but when her diplopia lingered on for several weeks she realized that she needed to go to the hospital after all, if it wasn’t already too late.

 

5. dibble — tool for making holes in ground for seeds, bulbs, seedlings, etc.; to make a hole with a dibble

The children followed behind Mason with the small beet plants, inserting those into the holes he had made with his dibble, as the young boys and girls could not be trusted to dibble in a uniform and methodical fashion.

 

6. comber — long, curving wave

The small boat stood suspended for a moment at the top of the comber, poised at the peak of a precipice that was about to crash them into the rocks with its breaking wave.

 

7. montane — of or growing in or living in mountain regions

On their journey from the dying lake at the edge of the red desert to the wooded montane pasturage they only lost two sheep, though one ram injured his foreleg so severely he had to be dragged in a travois to the flock’s new home.

 

8. quern — small, hand-turned mill for grinding corn, grain, etc.

The Norse legend of the magical, salt-producing quern purports to explain why the seas are always salty.

 

9. paludarium — enclosure combining elements of an aquarium with those of a terrarium

Bobbi loved her new pet turtle, but her father quickly realized that the maintenance of the paludarium was much more work than he had expected.

 

10. kittle cattle — people difficult to deal with; things difficult to manage

You’ll soon learn that home remodels are kittle cattle, and that even small mistakes can grow to become insurmountable problems if not caught and corrected in time.

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(American idiom, from at least 1835 forward*)

galley-west — into disarray or confused upset (usu. in phrase ‘to knock galley-west’)

All of my carefully laid plans were knocked galley-west by her failure to fully charge her phone the night before.

*Dictionary.com dates this from 1870-1875, but an instance may be found in Nathaniel Ames’s An Old Sailor’s Yarns, published in 1835.