Friday Vocabulary

1. rebarbative — repellent, annoying, unattractive

I was confronted at the front desk by a rebarbative adolescent, if I can be excused the tautology, who claimed the right to review my credentials before passing me on to the vice principal.

  2. compurgator — witness to an accused person’s innocence or truthfulness

From the Old English system of compurgators arose some elements of our modern jury system.

  3. mangonel — old war engine for hurling large stones

Our ponderous catapults could not maintain the quick rate of fire that the mangonels of the enemy used to their great advantage.

  4. apotelesm — the casting of a horoscope

Before his appointment as privy secretary he was required to submit his date of birth so that the court astrologer could provide the results of his apotelesm to the duke.

  5. gallows tree — metal support to hold pot over kitchen fire

The big bad wolf found himself impaled upon the gallows tree when he entered the third little pig’s house through the brick chimney, which saved him from falling into the boiling water, but which burned his nether regions as it tore his groin.

  6. merryandrew — buffoon, clown; assistant to a mountebank

Everybody plays the merryandrew sometimes, as the old song says.

  7. quacksalver — imposter to the medical art

Surprisingly, the products of this quacksalver seemed to bring temporary relief to many sufferers, although this might have been due to the high alcohol content.

  8. raree show — peep show; spectacle

The clickworthy ‘news’ apps have become the modern raree show, encouraging thousands to stare listlessly into their phones just as passerby in past times were lured into staring into the traveling barker’s box in search of the demonstrations of minuscule (and perhaps imaginary) circus fleas.

  9. algesia — sensitivity to pain

Though one might think that we suffer due to our algesia, people who are born without this sensitivity usually die in childhood due to their inability to correctly identify and react to physical hazards.

  10. prognathous — having protruding jaws

His profile seemed so prognathous that I doubted my spare motorcycle helmet would fit him.

Random Music Mix: Driving Home From Work

Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter’s vessel.

Psalm 2:9 [KJV]
  1. Aria: “If God Be For Us Who Can Be Against Us?” – Handel’s Messiah
  2. “Basketball Jones” – Cheech & Chong
  3. “Road to Joy” – Bright Eyes
  4. “Theme From Club Foot” – Club Foot Orchestra
  5. “King’s Highway” – Joe Henry
  6. “Sad Eyed Woman” – Tricky Woo
  7. Recitative: “He That Dwelleth In Heaven” – Aria: “Thou Shalt Break Them” – Handel’s Messiah
  8. “Noël est arrivée” – Dominique Carton & Jean-Paul Carton
  9. “Here Come De Honey Man” – Miles Davis
  10. “The Twist” – Hank Ballard & The Midnighters

Heard this day whilst driving home from work, iTunes on random play (no radio shows).

Friday Vocabulary

1. recreant — coward, craven; apostate, traitor

You have shown yourself recreant before all assembled here, false to your duty and false to your word.

  2. pruritus — itching, esp. with no visible cause

Of course, pruritus may manifest itself when merely mentioned, much in the manner of certain allergies.

  3. fremescent — murmuring, increasingly noisy

Our lazy reverie upon the sleepy river was interrupted by a fremescent sound like distant thunder, which we finally realized came from a dangerous set of rapids athwart our course.

  4. barratry — misconduct by ship’s master or crew against the interest of the shipowner

Joe and Bob got the captain good and drunk, locked him in his cabin, and then sailed the rusty tub to the Sandoval Islands where they sold the ship for scrap, adding barratry to their earlier mutiny.

  5. haplopia — normal eyesight

In Kurt Vonnegut’s dystopian short story “Harrison Bergeron”, the eponymous protagonist is forced to wear distorting lenses to ‘handicap’ him for his haplopia.

  6. vigneron — wine-grower

The Georgia colony during the days of Oglethorpe was fortunate to have the services of the Jewish vigneron and physician, Samuel Nunes.

  7. obus — artillery shell

Making his way past the barbed wire and the obus, skirting the foxholes and the shell craters, he carried the kitten cradled within his gas mask bag towards the one remaining patch of greenery on the horizon.

  8. hundredweight — weighing one hundred pounds; (British) weighing 112 pounds

Completely filled after the torrential rains, the 30-gallon bin carried two-and-a-half hundredweight of water, making it impossible to move until drained.

  9. morbific — causing disease

Though your mother’s exhortation to bundle up lest you catch a cold has merit, the freezing weather has no morbific effect, rather its danger lies in the lessened resistance it imparts to your immune system.

  10. discectomy — cutting out part or all of a spinal disc

Though he had tried to remain hopeful, he was pleased beyond all measure by how immediately the discectomy relieved all the pain he had been enduring for the past six months.

Friday Vocabulary

1. beetle — to overhang, to project; to hang over with menace

Try as I might, I could not completely ignore the beetling mounds of paper precariously perched upon the shelves of the boarder’s salon or bedroom, which mounds threatened to fall upon us every time we inadvertently jostled the furniture.

  2. cattywampus — arranged incorrectly or diagonally; askew

After we spent two hours wrestling the donated couch up the stairs and into the loft we realized that it made the whole space cattywampus, ’cause you couldn’t fit any of the small tables at the ends of the couch and there was a big empty corner left behind it in the room; it just wouldn’t fit any other way.

  3. keratometer — device used for measuring curvature of cornea, principally to assess astigmatism

However, the keratometer assumes that the eyeball — well, the cornea — is a perfect sphere, though that is not true.

  4. pinniped — of or relating to the order of aquatic carnivorous mammals which includes seals and walruses

Bill turned and ran from the charging pinniped, finally realizing that he had intruded into the huge sea lion’s private breeding grounds.

  5. dyspnea — difficulty breathing

Her complaints of chest pains coupled with her obvious dyspnea made me suspect a collapsed lung.

  6. sapiential — having wisdom

Job is one of the seven sapiential books of the bible (though only five appear in the usual Protestant editions), so called because they deal principally with the wisdom of sages.

  7. wheal — small, reddened swelling of the skin, usually circular and often accompanied with burning or itching

Before the varicella vaccine reduced the occurrence of chicken pox to merely one tenth of its previous spread, parents frequently had to place mittens on their small children’s hands to keep those toddlers from scratching furiously at the itchy wheals that broke out on their face and torso.

  8. declension — inflection of nouns, pronouns, or adjectives through various cases and numbers

Fortunately we no longer have to worry about the dual number once used in earlier Proto-Indo-European descendants, so the declension for most modern European languages only requires learning the rules for singular and plural numbers.

  9. frowzy — musty, bad smelling; slatternly, unkempt

The squat woman’s frowzy hair resembled nothing so more as a recently abandoned rat’s nest.

  10. asthenia — debility, lack of strength

Sighing mournfully upon the fainting couch, she exhibited an asthenia which was either an effect of her bird-like appetite or an affect of her predilection for 19th-Century German Romanticism.

110K Songs, for Real this time, no, seriously, I really Mean it

Yesterday, at approximately 4:51 PM, I heard my one hundred and ten thousandth track in iTunes. The particular track was a peppy instrumental version of “Fly Me to the Moon” from a Customusic sampler album. Customusic was — and still is, apparently (just don’t click on the main logo; the Customusic Web site does not appear to have an “index.html” page) — … um, where was I? Oh, right! Customusic was a Muzak competitor (actually, it is Muzak which is no more; they will not be missed), and the song I listened to was a little taste of their product. (First one’s free!)

This statement is verified (by me) as accurate under the new iTunes data protocols outlined here. Thus today’s announcement supersedes the erroneous pronouncement made earlier. We apologize for the previous error, and will continue to beat that particular dead horse long after it is not necessary.

Since we have abandoned the old music methodology, comparisons with earlier putative datapoints are moot. We do, however, promise to issue in the not-too-distant future an in-depth analysis of the 110,000 songs heard. At this point we’ll merely mention that the 110K tracks represent 442 days of audio, and take up 705 GB of dataspace. (To give you an idea of some of the issues with the previous methodology, I’ll point out that the ‘non-songs’ heard already occupy over 120 GB of data; more on this and other points may be found here.)

Not heard yet are almost 82,000 tracks. More details to come.

300 Books: The List (Part II)

And now comes the second half of the list of the most recently read hundred books, books numbers 251 to 300. You may peruse the first half of the list here. This latter half-century has slightly more variety than the first had, though the mystery genre still has the lion’s share.

Book read #251 is The Elements Of Style in the 2nd edition. Most of us are more familiar with the 3rd, and most of us probably refer to the slim volume just as “Strunk and White” after the authors (much as we might call the Handbook Of Chemistry And Physics the “CRC” after its publisher (although I suspect that most of us do things that you personally would never do)). Perhaps I’ll attempt to read the 4th edition in the next century of books, although the ‘slim’ volume has begun to expand a bit, and has its girth is at least twice the size of the 2nd edition, due perhaps to obsoleting accretions about computers and what we used to call ‘word processing’, though that term has fallen out of favor as we now speak of ‘content’ and words cease to have meaning. Ah, well, Frederick Robertson preached and warned us about this.

I also must read another volume by Gavin Black, the author of book #253 on the list. You Want To Die, Johnny? was that rarest of things, a non-formulaic thriller. Some readers may be turned off by the Cold War politics or the background radiation of colonialism that ticks over on the sensitivity geiger counters, but the story of the expatriate who loves his adopted land, the fictional Sultanate of Bintan (read Brunei) is fast and intriguing. Black never lets his polemic against commies or hippies get in the way of the challenging plot. I hope I like the next book as much.

 

# Read Author Title Genre
251 10/14/18 William Strunk Jr. & E.B. White The Elements Of Style (Second Edition) Language & Linguistics
252 10/15/18 M.C. Beaton Death of a Prankster Mystery
253 10/16/18 Gavin Black You Want To Die, Johnny? Mystery
254 10/18/18 Tony Hillerman Skeleton Man Mystery
255 10/19/18 Francis Clifford Amigo, Amigo Mystery
256 10/21/18 Tony Hillerman The Shape Shifter Mystery
257 10/24/18 Hannah Dennison Thieves! Mystery
258 10/27/18 Cara Black Murder in the Marais Mystery
259 10/30/18 Dorothy Simpson The Night She Died Mystery
260 11/1/18 Arthur C. Clarke Reach for Tomorrow SF/Fantasy

 

 

The Higgins thriller was a self-indulgent nostalgic pleasure — as was the Stainless Steel Rat omnibus, if truth be told. There is a reason that The Eagle Has Landed was a hit movie, and that reason is the source material which is very, very good. Here’s another candidate for further reading, as Jack Higgins wrote over seventy books using a variety of pseudonyms (Higgins is his real name).

 

# Read Author Title Genre
261 11/11/18 Steven Saylor Catilina’s Riddle Mystery
262 11/16/18 Gordon R. Dickson Necromancer SF/Fantasy
263 11/16/18 Michael Avallone Boris Karloff Presents Tales of the Frightened Horror
264 11/18/18 Harry Harrison Adventures of Stainless Steel Rat SF/Fantasy
265 11/20/18 Jane Langton Divine Inspiration Mystery
266 11/25/18 Lawrence Block The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart Mystery
267 12/1/18 Alden H. Norton, ed. Horror Times Ten Horror
268 12/1/18 Jack Higgins The Eagle Has Landed Mystery
269 12/2/18 Allen Ginsberg Reality Sandwiches Poetry
270 12/10/18 Valhalla Rising The Reaper Mystery

 

 

The Fly On The Wall is pure and simple wish fulfillment for newspaper reporters, pure and simple. The desert scenery on the cover tries to conceal the fact that most of the action of this novel takes place in the ‘capital city’ of a ‘Midwest state’. It also serves to fool the prospective buyer into thinking that Hillerman’s famous Leaphorn and Chee are present between its pages; they are not. In spite of the cover’s deceptions, this is a good mystery, if somewhat formulaic. It was published the year after the first Joe Leaphorn novel, so Hillerman had probably been carrying this one around various press rooms while writing newspaper copy before he caught the attention of Joan Kahn over at Harper Books. (She also championed Gavin Black.) Never forget that it was Ms. Kahn who convinced Hillerman to make the protagonist of his first Navaho mystery Lieutenant Leaphorn; originally it was the white archaeologist who did the heavy lifting in the novel.

 

# Read Author Title Genre
271 12/13/18 Jake Page The Stolen Gods Mystery
272 12/18/18 C. S. Harris Why Kings Confess Mystery
273 12/24/18 Steve Berry The Patriot Threat Mystery
274 12/27/18 Gordon R. Dickson Dorsai! SF/Fantasy
275 12/29/18 Tony Hillerman The Fly On The Wall Mystery
276 12/31/18 Alan Burt Akers Manhounds of Antares SF/Fantasy
277 1/3/19 Alan Burt Akers Arena of Antares SF/Fantasy
278 1/6/19 Alan Burt Akers Fliers of Antares SF/Fantasy
279 1/7/19 The Daughters Of St. Paul I Pray With Jesus Spiritual
280 1/14/19 Alan Burt Akers Bladesman of Antares Humor

 

 

At this point I shouldn’t have to tell you how great I think the Dray Prescot series is, but I won’t let that stop me. This period found me completing the Havilfar Cycle of Prescot’s adventures, as he tries to learn the secrets of the flying boats which are known only to faraway Hamal. The book illustrated here is book five in the six book cycle. C’mon, give ’em a try!

Also of note in this ten-book slice is the amazing noir book Violent Saturday by W.L. Heath. I often say that I don’t read Southern literature, but I would read more if it was as perfect and potent as this slice-of-life thriller. Though you moderns may object to the racism of several of the characters in this slim novel of small town life in Alabama, let me assure you that each word is just right, each piece of dialogue pitch perfect. I’ll be searching for Heath’s Ill Wind, also published in the early days of the terrific Black Lizard imprint (before it was bought by The Man, in this case Random House).

 

# Read Author Title Genre
281 1/17/19 Alan Burt Akers Avenger of Antares SF/Fantasy
282 1/21/19 Kenneth Robeson The Czar Of Fear SF/Fantasy
283 1/27/19 Alan Burt Akers Armada of Antares SF/Fantasy
284 1/30/19 Kenneth Robeson The Secret In The Sky SF/Fantasy
285 2/2/19 W.L. Heath Violent Saturday Mystery
286 2/4/19 Mladin Zarubica The Year Of The Rat Mystery
287 2/11/19 Jules Verne Les Forceurs de blocus Foreign Language
288 2/15/19 Isaac Asimov Asimov’s Mysteries Mystery
289 2/20/19 E.C.R. Lorac Murder by Matchlight Mystery
290 2/21/19 Michael Berenstain The Sorcerer’s Scrapbook Children’s

 

 

Voltaire’s genius was in seeing things as they are, and in dying before the French Revolution got underway and fomented excesses seemingly designed to put paid to the liberal ideals of the Enlightenment forevermore. Ah, well. These charming stories with fanciful woodcut illustrations show how Candide’s sense of wonder appears when viewed through Monsieur Arouet’s cynical eyes. Have we changed at all since Voltaire took up his acid pen?

I finally got around to reading some graphic novels in this last century of books just at the very end of the hundred books. Volume #[not numbered] is Les Cigares du pharaon, the fourth volume in the Tintin series (if you want to count it that way), and the prequel to The Blue Lotus, which I pulled down from the shelves before realizing I had to read this one first. I love all of Hergé’s Tintin books (even that one), and this story grabbed me with its hallucinatory Egyptian tomb sequence. The tiny sarcophagus for Snowy — sorry, Milou — was also a nice touch.

 

# Read Author Title Genre
291 2/22/19 Hugh Walpole Fortitude Fiction
292 2/26/19 P. C. Doherty Satan in St. Mary’s Mystery
293 2/27/19 Erle Stanley Gardner The Case of the Lucky Loser Mystery
294 3/3/19 Edward S. Creasy The Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World Militaria
295 3/4/19 Alfred Hitchcock, ed. Alfred Hithcock Presents: Slay Ride Mystery
296 3/5/19 Voltaire The Shorter Writings of Voltaire Fiction
297 3/14/19 Fridrikh Neznansky The Body in Sokolniki Park Mystery
3/18/19 Hergé Les Cigares du pharaon Comics
298 3/19/19 Robert A. Heinlein The Past Through Tomorrow SF/Fantasy
3/19/19 Kamala Chandrakant Abhimanyu: The Valiant Son of Arjuna, The Pandava Comics
299 3/22/19 William Shatner TekLab SF/Fantasy
300 3/26/19 Roy J. Cook, ed. One Hundred and One Famous Poems Poetry

 

 

So we have caught up with the most recent hundred books, deep into March of 2019, when I started book read #301 — of which more anon. Right now I will just say “Goodbye!”, and get ready for an iTunes milestone that is rushing up upon me. Thanks for your attention, and Happy Reading!

The lists of previously read books may be found by following the links:

Monday Book Report: Bound For Murder

“I Read It So You Don’t Have To” Department
The 3rd in the scrapbooking series

I learned many things from Bound For Murder, the 3rd scrapbooking mystery in the series by the pseudonymous Laura Childs. In the end section devoted to scrapbooking tips and recipes I discovered that you can mix mango, cilantro, olive oil with red and green peppers and call it salsa. In the rest of the book I found out that … no, wait. That’s all. Perhaps I should have been paying more attention. After all, this book is replete with scrapbooking hints sprinkled throughout the vacuous pages. For example, the same skills used in scrapbooking can be used to make place cards:

The place cards Carmela had designed for tonight were truly miniature works of art. Four-by-six-inch pieces of floral card stock served as the canvas. Upon this, Carmela had created a mini collage, incorporating tiny Renaissance-style images of angels, pressed flowers, gold hear charms, and the guest’s names printed on peach-colored vellum. She’d used a crinkle cutter to create a deckled edge at the bottom of each card. The personalized ribbon threaded through the top would be the final loving touch.

— One assumes that the “guest’s names” refers to Beelzebub, Astaroth, Mephistopheles, and so forth

Make no mistake: This is a very poorly written book. Besides the problem with apostrophes called out above — and does anyone know how to use apostrophes any longer? — the author strikes the “mother load” several times in these meaningless pages. But good grammar a good mystery does not make — though if a whodunit series based on scrapbooking can run to fifteen volumes, as this one has (so far), perhaps someone might gift us with a series based on English grammar. The ‘Gritty Grammarian’? “Putting the ‘English’ in English mysteries.” Anyone? Please.

A sudden crack of thunder and bright flash of lightning caused Carmela to jump.

Yeeow! That’s positively cataclysmic!

Feeling foolish, knowing it was just positive and negative charges cast off from the storm’s roiling clouds, Carmela glanced out the window, wondering if Ava had been shaken by nature’s heroic display, too.

— Not just an energetic small business owner with a ‘can-do’ attitude, Carmela also has an appreciation of science and stuff, too

The actual ‘mystery’ content of the story is quickly told, but I won’t spoil this tale by trying to care. At first I thought I could guess the murderer’s identity, but then I realized that what I had thought a ‘clue’ was just a stupid trick to distract the reader from the fact that nothing was actually happening save the usual onrush towards the eventual heat death of the universe. The supposed clue — the hoary old ‘victim writes in blood as he is dying’ gag — turns out to be stupid and pointless and ignored and did I say stupid? Without giving anything away — hey, people are into masochism today, you may want to read this for thrills, what do I know? — I can say that this ‘clue’ is like if a dying librarian had muttered “page 95” in the death scene chapter, which was then ignored by the protagonist for one hundred and twenty pages, briefly remembered as the protagonist reflects while on a cross-country flight that the dead librarian could have meant any one of thousands of books, and then proceeds to pull an airport novel someone has discarded in the seat pocket, turns to pg. 95 and there reads the words: “I was murdered by Bob Saget.” (No, of course not, not that Bob Saget.)

Seriously, the finale is completely whackadoodle. You realize at last that the so-called ‘investigation’ has nothing to do with the so-called ‘solution’; this author does not play fair. The close of the novel stands is the Dallas season 10 opener, except we are not allowed to wake up.

Actually, I learned some very important lessons from these 238 pages:

  • I am a dope

There are fifteen — 15! — of these books out there. And a separate series about tea. And another mystery series by the same pseudonym which appears to be about eggs. Any critique I might wish to give seems rather petty and poor. Especially poor.

  • I am a snob

Who am I to criticize this fantasy where not-yet divorcées get together in sisterly camaraderie (it actually derives from the Latin for bedroom, not ‘comrade’) to explore their creative impulses through the latest stamps and crinkle cutters and simply delightful papers while the protagonist’s small scrapbooking store keeps going from success to even greater success? I am a pig, a Philistine, a destroyer where these gals are creative forces for all that is good in the world.

She didn’t want to come down too hard on Lieutenant Babcock or his colleagues. Criticism and negative pronouncements had a way of discouraging people.

— Too often other detectives forget to maintain a positive outlook vis-à-vis the police
  • I am not crafty

I couldn’t come up with the idea of wrapping the cover of the scrapbook in plain brown paper to highlight the delightful ironwork piece that mirrors the sconces pictured therein. *Sigh* Perhaps some day I may become a perfect sage. Or at least a sage. But that day is not this day. This day I fig– no, no, sorry. Until next time, then.

300 Books: The List (Part I)

As promised earlier, here’s the list — or at least the first half — of the most recently read hundred books. Once again I strive to say a word or two about a volume or two in each set of ten books listed. I hope you shall not be too terribly bored, though if you dislike mysteries you may not find much here to like, as that genre preponderates. I’ll try to confine my comments to the winners, and ignore the losers (*looks askance at Cara Black, who won’t even be in this half-century of books*).

I have already spoken of Double Cross Purposes, back when I mistakenly thought that it was my 200th book read, so I won’t mention it further here, save to say that the very, very British mystery inaugurated my 3rd century of books, rather than closing the 2nd.

I was not expecting the Mr. Moto mystery — the second of the series — to be quite so good, though if I had reflected on the fact that Marquand is, after all, a ‘serious author’, I might have lifted my expectations higher. They would have been met even so. I also must confess that the first of the several medieval mysteries in this set, by Susanna Gregory, was quite good, a surprise to me only because I had judged it to be too ‘romance-like’ by its nondescript cover.

# Read Author Title Genre
201 6/27/18 Ronald Arbuthnott Knox Double Cross Purposes Mystery
202 6/30/18 Susanna Gregory A Bone of Contention Mystery
203 7/2/18 Peter Tremayne Absolution by Murder Mystery
204 7/6/18 Peter Tremayne The Subtle Serpent Mystery
205 7/9/18 Jacques Futrelle Best “Thinking Machine” Detective Stories Mystery
206 7/13/18 Peter Tremayne Valley of the Shadow Mystery
207 7/14/18 John P. Marquand Thank You Mr. Moto Mystery
208 7/16/18 John LeCarre A Murder Of Quality Mystery
209 7/16/18 Aristotle Poetics Philosophy
210 7/22/18 Alistair Maclean Fear Is the Key Mystery

 

Ross MacDonald is fantastic, and his Lew Archer is a worthy successor to the private eyes of Hammett and Chandler. These short stories come from the beginning of MacDonald’s career, and can be read either as noir par excellence or as a nostalgic set of signals from a lost California that perhaps never was. Also worth checking out are the Tey and Lovesey books, but you already knew that. My full-on mystery craze is pointed out by the fact that even the Asimov book in this set of ten is a mystery.

# Read Author Title Genre
211 7/24/18 Ross MacDonald The Name Is Archer Mystery
212 7/26/18 Margaret Frazer The Novice’s Tale Mystery
213 7/27/18 Isaac Asimov A Whiff of Death Mystery
214 7/29/18 Margaret Frazer The Servant’s Tale Mystery
215 7/30/18 Agatha Christie At Bertram’s Hotel Mystery
216 8/4/18 Elizabeth Peters Lion in the Valley Mystery
217 8/10/18 Elizabeth Peters The Last Camel Died at Noon Mystery
218 8/13/18 Elizabeth Peters The Snake, the Crocodile and the Dog Mystery
219 8/16/18 Josephine Tey To Love and Be Wise Mystery
220 8/17/18 Peter Lovesey The Reaper Mystery

 

And now we make a sharp turn into the world of Science Fiction and Fantasy. Of course, Tales From The “White Hart” is a classic, and deservedly so. Though other imitators such as Spider Robinson have had some success with the wonderbar subgenre (see the following tranche of ten), I shall always return to the creator of geosynchronous satellites for these stories of scientific shaggy dogs.

I also continue to recommend the Dray Prescot series by the pseudonomynous Alan Burt Akers (Kenneth Bulmer), both for his sheer joy in language and the protagonist’s irrepressible joie de vivre. There are over thirty-five books in the series … fifty is you include the novels published originally in German at the end of the series. Full disclosure: Though I do love these books, my mother thought the series quite silly. So there’s that.

# Read Author Title Genre
221 8/18/18 Gordon R. Dickson, Richard S. Weinstein, & Andrew J. Offutt Stellar Short Novels SF/Fantasy
222 8/21/18 Steve Orr Conspiracy Ideas and the Revolutionary Political Imagination after Thermidor: The Tragedy of François-Victor Aigoin History
223 8/22/18 Leigh Brackett, ed. The Best of Planet Stories, No. 1: Strange Adventures on Other Worlds SF/Fantasy
224 8/24/18 Arthur C. Clarke Tales From The “White Hart” SF/Fantasy
225 8/26/18 Alan Burt Akers Transit to Scorpio SF/Fantasy
226 8/29/18 Alan Burt Akers The Suns of Scorpio SF/Fantasy
227 9/1/18 Alan Burt Akers Warrior of Scorpio SF/Fantasy
228 9/2/18 Alan Burt Akers Swordships of Scorpio SF/Fantasy
229 9/5/18 Alan Burt Akers Prince of Scorpio SF/Fantasy
230 9/6/18 Geoffrey Willans & Ronald Searle Whizz For Atomms Humor

 

To read H.G. Wells’s The Island of Dr. Moreau is to understand both why moviemakers want to bring the story to the screen as well as why they fail. An understated story as simple as “The Most Dangerous Game”, Wells once again pushes his usual theme of the descent into barbarism from supposedly lofty motives. Of course, the idea of man struggling between the twin poles of godlike potency and bestial dissolution dates back at least as far as Homer. And any words I write here about this classic tale are like Tenacious D’s “Greatest Song In The World”*: nothing like the work itself.

# Read Author Title Genre
231 9/8/18 H.G. Wells The Island of Dr. Moreau SF/Fantasy
232 9/9/18 Spider Robinson Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon SF/Fantasy
233 9/10/18 Terry Pratchett The Colour of Magic SF/Fantasy
234 9/11/18 Isaac Asimov Foundation and Empire SF/Fantasy
235 9/14/18 Andre Norton Quag Keep SF/Fantasy
236 9/14/18 J. K. Rowling The Tales of Beedle the Bard SF/Fantasy
237 9/16/18 Ian Fleming Casino Royale Mystery
238 9/17/18 Tony Hillerman The Fallen Man Mystery
239 9/19/18 Tony Hillerman The First Eagle Mystery
240 9/20/18 Tony Hillerman Hunting Badger Mystery

 

Though I tell myself that I must have read Ray Bradbury’s Illustrated Man before, several of the stories seemed so fresh and new that I have my doubts. Perhaps I only thought I had read this collection qua collection, or perhaps this is just another benefit of age. Naturally, I remembered many if not most of the stories; we all know “The Veldt” and “Zero Hour” (the latter appeared in several versions on radio anthology programs). But … well, in any case, I could not be sure I had read the book, though now I have that surety. The stories are magnificently creepy, especially when taken as a whole, and I found the book more accessible (to me) than other Bradbury I have read. (If I have actually read other Bradbury….) I will also note that this book is apparently stolen, as the image reveals, though that library and the Eye Room with its Carol Doda sign are long gone.

# Read Author Title Genre
241 9/22/18 Tony Hillerman The Wailing Wind Mystery
242 9/25/18 Ray Bradbury The Illustrated Man SF/Fantasy
243 9/27/18 Isaac Asimov Second Foundation SF/Fantasy
244 9/28/18 Tony Hillerman The Sinister Pig Mystery
245 10/1/18 Jim Thompson The Nothing Man Mystery
246 10/5/18 Isaac Asimov Foundation’s Edge SF/Fantasy
247 10/9/18 Sue Grafton H Is for Homicide Mystery
248 10/10/18 Jack London Call of the Wild Fiction
249 10/11/18 Tony Hillerman The Great Taos Bank Robbery and Other Indian Country Affairs History
250 10/12/18 Agatha Christie Hickory Dickory Death Mystery

 

So that’s all for this first half of the third century of books. I’ll note in closing the breakneck pace of reading: less than four months to read fifty books. I will be back in a little bit for Part II of the book list for these most recent hundred books. The lists of previously read books may be found here and here. TTFN!

* Yeah, I know it’s actually called “Tribute”. Sheesh.

Friday Vocabulary [UPDATED]

NOTE: Due to recently (24 August 2019) discovered repetition of a previously used vocabulary word, the offending entry has been replaced with a new word, definition, and example sentence. The original entry is preserved with strikethrough formatting.

1. mulligrubs — grumpiness; depressed state; bad mood or temper

I would not pester him with your request just now, not when he lies abed in his mulligrubs, complaining ever of the poor state of the world and expressing foul opinions about the people within it.

 

2. pluperfect — more than perfect

She expects us to give 110% effort 8 days a week, with a pluperfect attention to detail and six star customer satisfaction ratings.

 

3. fomes (pl. fomites) — objects which may carry infectious organisms after contact with contagious individual

Of course the bedding and towels in the patient’s sick chamber are the most obvious fomites and will usually be handled carefully, but one must not forget such surfaces as curtains and even air filters when dealing with a virulent contagion.

 

4. parboil — to boil partially, half boil

If you parboil your chicken before tossing it on the grill you’ll find it saves time and gives you a tastier dish in the bargain.

 

5. fulminant — developing suddenly

He remains in the hospital following the onset of fulminant hepatitis due to an accidental overdose of acetaminophen, and his prognosis does not look good.

 

6. anthophobia — fear of flowers

Though he failed to make a profit during the Tulip Craze due to his well-known anthophobia, he also didn’t suffer during the subsequent collapse.

 

7. gonfalon — banner or pennon, often with tails or streamers, suspended from a crossbar rather than flown from a pole

The grandstands for the tourney were decorated in quite festive bunting and flowers, and across the faux crenellations that ran along the top of the temporary stadium were hung dozens and dozens of wooden shields and gonfalons representing the many knights who had come to try their skill at the joust and other marital contests.

epizootic — outbreak of a disease in an animal population (an “animal epidemic”)

Outbreaks of hoof-and-mouth disease remain a fear for every country with large animal husbandry industries, each epizootic causing devastating financial damages and the loss of many animals.

 

8. aleconner — inspector of ale

Though the medieval position of aleconner might seem quite desirable to some, the bad blood from fines imposed as well as the bad taste from bad ale made the job unwanted by most.

 

9. snollygoster — shrewd unscrupulous person

The base quartermaster was a vicious snollygoster who’d give ten for a dozen unless you came through with a little something for his trouble.

 

10. cachectic — of or pertaining to general malaise with malnutrition; related to a depraved habit or mind or feeling

The croupier in Wilkie Collin’s “A Terribly Strange Bed” is an unemotional, cachectic fellow, whose voice never changes or rises or falls as the gamblers around him win and lose in the dissolute gaming house.

Time To Completion: at 300 Books

As previously mentioned, I want to focus upon a statistic first surfaced at the conclusion of my note explaining a data issue which messed up the analysis of my previous hundred books read. At that time I noted that at the then-current pace of 4.58 books per day I would need 106.5 years to complete my collection. Now, having just completed another century of books (300 read since tracking began), let’s look more deeply at this stat.

When I quickly tossed off my initial estimate of when I’d finish reading all my books, I simply looked at the number of books I have, how many I’ve read, how fast I was reading, and — Voilà! However, all three of these datapoints have problems of one stripe or another.

To take the last figure first, obviously the measurement of “days per book” is much less precise than the velocity formed by “pages per day”. The latter has just been added to my tracking, since I now capture just how many pages each new book read contains. But that very fact shows how impossible (or at least very difficult) it will be to use that stat; I do not have page count information for even a tenth of my collection, and am gathering it only for a) books which I have read, and b) newly purchased books. So the more precise number is (mostly) useless for projecting my future time to complete my collection.

As to the number of books read, that, too, is problematic. When I offhandedly grabbed the figures and calculated that I would take over a century to finish my books, I had only those books which I had read since tracking the same, plus a handful of books I had marked as having read in the past. Since then I have added many volumes to my ‘read in the past’ category, so that number has increased. But I wish to be scrupulous about my past reading, so I have only marked those books that I am absolutely certain I have read — if I am not sure I read a particular edition, if I may have read only an abridged version in the past, or if there is ancillary material that I don’t remember reading, I do not mark the book as ‘Experienced’, even if I am pretty sure I read it. Thus there are many books that I may have read that I will only know for sure upon re-reading. Such a one is the current thriller I’m reading at work, Cuba Libre by Elmore Leonard, which I recall as I read it. I can’t remember how it ends, though, so that’s good on a couple of levels.

The final stat referenced above has issues which are, for the most part, of no interest whatsoever to those who are not myself. (By this I mean even of less interest than the great uncaring which most people feel towards the subject of my reading, or even towards the entirety of this blog.) I will only say here that I have recently begun cataloguing my family’s books within my own database (they previously were in member-specific databases) for reasons which are as previously mentioned — who cares? I also have to take into account any duplicates which exist, where ‘duplicates’ in this context refers only to volumes containing the same text (less copyright, inside ads, and outside ‘flapple’ (the stuff that gets written on the book’s dust jacket or ‘flaps’). Thus behind the scenes I have to make a couple of manipulations to arrive at the correct figure.

Anyway, my scratchpad calculations give me 8,066 books in my collection unread. Combining that with the overall reading rate of 4.03 days/book given in my last Book Analysis gives us a total of 32,506 days to complete the collection, which is to say just one day shy of 89 years. Using this figure, I would finish reading my books on April 9, 2108. Still in the next century, but getting closer to the 21st. Thus:

Reading Rate: 1 Book per 4.03 Days (includes Comics)
Time to Finish Collection: 89 Years
Estimated Finish Date (EFD): April 9, 2108
 

Now of course this is quite simplified. Besides the page count issue mentioned above, it elides over the fact that there are some books I have which I shall never read. For while I suppose it is possible that I may slog through an entire volume of the Encyclopædia Britannica or read The Auld Scots Dictionary from cover to cover, I will never — can never — read in its entirety the CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics or the same publisher’s book of standard math tables. And how shall I account as ‘read’ a book consisting of images of various types of graph paper meant for photocopying?

But leave aside those peccadilloes for the nonce. A far greater factor has been ignored heretofore in our calculations. I refer to what was called in my childhood home “The Book Problem“. In my house, books tend to seek out empty shelf space and fill it, and, having filled that space, proceed to overwhelm the rest of the otherwise unoccupied space within the domicile. One may say that I should stop buying new books, but one can say all manner of nonsensical things.

Put another way, we can look at the above Estimated Finish Date calculation as simply solving the following equation:

(1)    \begin{equation*} b_i - Rt = 0 \end{equation*}

where $b_i$ is the number of the books in the collection, $R$ is the reading rate, and we solve for the time $t$.

But this of course is not the whole story. A better representation would be:

(2.1)    \begin{equation*} (b_0 + b_T) - Rt = 0 \end{equation*}

where $b_0$ is the initial number of the books in the collection, and $b_T$ is the number of books added to the collection through the end time $T$.

If we represent $b_T$ by $Pt$ where $P$ is the purchase rate at which books are added to the collection, Formula ${2.1}$ becomes

(2.2)    \begin{equation*} b_0 - Rt + Pt = 0 \end{equation*}

and solving for $t$ gives:

(2.3)    \begin{equation*} t = \frac{b_0}{R - P} \end{equation*}

Formula ${2.3}$ simply says that as long as the Reading Rate is greater than the Purchase Rate, I will eventually finish the collection. Whereas if the Purchase rate is greater, the negative time value returned means that I missed my opportunity to finish my collection at time $t$ in the past, since my purchases kept adding to number of volumes and I will never be quit of reading. (The case where $P$ is equal to $R$ returns an error, of course, representing the case where I shall never, never catch up and will never be rid of meddlesome books.)

Therefore, much depends upon knowing the rate at which books are added to the collection. But this is a factor derivable from the database. A little manipulation (2 hours pass…) and …

Uh-oh.

I get a rough approximation of a $P$ of 1.1 books per day. Since a reading rate of 4.03 days per book gives an $R$ value of approx. 0.25, it is clear that I shall never finish my books unless something drastic happens.

I have to go off and think about this. Preferably while reading.