Peccavi: Not Actually 110,000 (was One Hundred and Ten Thousand Songs (110,000)) [UPDATED]

NOTE: Due to recent (6 April 2019) changes in methodology, we can no longer support the contention that we have listened to 110,000 iTune tracks. In addition, the use of the term “Songs” in the original title of this post was misleading. Details to come in a new post describing the underlying problems with the former methodology and the new methodology for tracking this data going forward. When that post is written/complete we shall add a link here for your benefit. In the mean time, we are leaving this post in its original form with the exception of this note and the title changes. The initial posting was written in good faith, if poor data management, so we shall let it stand for what it is worth.

Yesterday morning I hit the milestone of 110,000 unique iTunes tracks heard at least once. Track #110,000 was “Kelly Watch the Stars”, a nice enough poppy little number from the first album by the French duo Air, Moon Safari. Yestereve I listened to the 110,001st track, some stage talk by The Clash from a 1976 London concert (shades of Consolidated!), included in the CD soundtrack meant to accompany Greil Marcus’s masterful Lipstick Traces: A Secret History of the Twentieth Century, which soundtrack you can listen to right now at UbuWeb for free!.

110,000 unique tracks makes up 821.02 GB of data, with a total duration of 442 days, 9 hours, 45 minutes, and 52 seconds (ignoring multiple plays). Left unplayed in my iTunes collection at the moment of impactful milestone crossing were 82,173 songs, which is only 291 less than last report (thus over 700 songs were added in the meantime (I finally got around to ripping my Christmas presents)). The unplayed tracks comprise 581.72 GB of data (↓ 3.26 GB) with a playing time of 331 days, 1 hour, 51 minutes, and 8 seconds (↓ 8.9 days).

To reach the 110,000th unique track, I listened to 1,297 songs (since track #109,000), which total 10.21 GB of data, and laid end-to-end comprise 11 days, 8 hours, 51 minutes, and 12 seconds of audio.

It took only 44 days to listen to the last thousand songs (less than half as long than it took to hear the previous 1k), meaning 22.72 new songs per day were heard. This is a significant rate increase (from 9.8 per day), putting me back on my usual pace. This was due to the fact that the Xmas CDs were finished, at least the listening part.

22.2 New Tracks Heard per Day

 
If we include the previously heard songs, we find that I heard 29.5 tracks per day.

29.5 Tracks Heard per Day

 

A fictional life event milestone such as this deserves some sort of analysis, so I will promise same, which I’ll get right on after I complete my analysis of my last hundred books read, for which I’m sure you’re waiting with bated breath.I am no longer promising further analysis, as I’m still owing the same for the 103Kth and 102Kth sets of iTunes songs, though that promise recedes and may be broken soon.

Friday Vocabulary

1. apostrophe — rhetorical figure wherein the speaker digresses and pointedly addresses some person or personified object

But twenty-first century man has made hash of all rhetoric, and even Childe Harold’s apostrophe to the sea has been overtaken by modern humanity’s ability to pollute even the oceans themselves.

  2. marge — margin

And thus the crepuscular light palely illuminates the marge of night.

  3. Aceldama — field of bloodshed (from the field bought by Judas with his thirty pieces of silver)

One can speak of the brilliant strategic victory of Marlborough at Blenheim, but the landscape was a veritable Aceldama once the fighting had ceased.

  4. snook — rude gesture in which one puts the thumb on the nose and extends the fingers

We all gave the snooks to the cop on the beat and then ran laughing up the alley and over the abandoned field to our hideout in the supposedly abandoned warehouse.

  5. guerdon — reward, recompense

Let these strokes of the lash be the guerdon for your treason and your betrayal.

  6. staunch — determined, steadfast, true to one’s principles or purpose

He was a staunch friend, as willing to hurry down to the bail bondsman as to help manhandle the corpse into the trunk.

  7. glebe — portion of cultivable land assigned to clergyman as part of his benefice

We found the rector tending to his radishes in the glebe behind the parish house.

  8. animadversion — criticism, esp. that implying censure

I had thought only to proffer friendly advice and helpful comments, not to cast animadversions at the work which has obviously cost you much effort in time and thought.

  9. deontology — study of duty or moral obligation

I am afraid you misapprehend me, for though my position as professor of deontology permits me to advise you on the best course of action, I cannot remove your painful tooth.

  10. holt — grove, copse

We found ourselves in a beautiful holt such as Chaucer described, so recently dead and dry in the winter, but now gloriously green from the spring rains.

300 Books

This morning I finished my 300th book since I started tracking such data back in June of 2015. The book which pushed me over this milestone was the surprisingly good anthology 101 Famous Poems, originally published in 1958. (Hence my surprise.)

This book had been sitting in the meditation chamber of my bedroom for some time; I highly recommend the practice of having a book of poetry in the bathroom. Finishing this volume — which actually has one hundred and eleven poems, plus 7 small pieces of prose — means that I have read another hundred books* since the last such milestone reached on June 16, 2018. Thus 279 days, or just over nine months, have rolled on their weary way since I completed 200 books in this purposeless project. On average, therefore, each book in this last century was completed in 2.79 days, a staggering drop from the 6.17 days per book of my last report, or even the 4.83 days required to finish each of the first hundred.

   1 Book per 2.79 Days   

As usual, I’ll be back with more detailed analysis after I have a chance to massage the data into me-friendly form.

*As usual, I exclude comic books and their ilk from my calculations, though I believe only 2 such books were read in this last pell-mell dash of reading.

Old Anthology: 2010’s Bleak

  1. “See America Right” – The Mountain Goats
  2. “The Lyre Of Orpheus” – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
  3. “The Thrill Is Gone” – B.B. King & Tracy Chapman
  4. “Oh! Sweet Nuthin'” – The Velvet Underground
  5. “Damaged Goods” – Gang Of Four
  6. “I Drink” – Mary Gauthier
  7. “Life As A Rehearsal” – Minutemen
  8. “You’ll Have Time” – William Shatner
  9. “Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!” – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
  10. “License To Kill” – Cowboy Junkies
  11. “Drunken Sailor” – Roger McGuinn
  12. “Gimme Shelter” – Patti Smith
  13. “CCKMP” – Steve Earle
  14. “The Future” – Leonard Cohen
  15. “Run On” – Tom Jones
  16. “Souljacker, Part I” – Eels
  17. “When The Roses Bloom Again” – Billy Bragg & Wilco
  18. “Sleeping In The Devil’s Bed” – Daniel Lanois

Friday Vocabulary

1. palestra — (ancient Greece) place devoted to public teaching and wrestling and athletics

Epicurus knew well how divisive his teachings were and preferred to instruct his followers at his home, shunning outdoor schools such as the Academy where onlookers would kibitz as if at the palestra.

  2. ataraxy — state of freedom from emotional distress and anxiety

Though sometimes confused with stoical indifference, ataraxy engenders a calm demeanor due to the strong philosophical foundation of the person blessed by its presence.

  3. contumacy — perverse and obstinate resistance to authority

Though the modern age may hardly give credence, a person’s indulgence in contumacy was once seen as a greater evil than his actual criminal acts.

  4. Toby — jug or mug formed in likeness of fat old man wearing a tricorn hat

One thing led to another, she pulled when I pushed, and with a cry from both of us the brightly colored Toby fell from our hands to shatter upon the faux marble tile, revealing an aged parchment which had been concealed therein.

  5. cumshaw — gratuity, present, tip

The British agents were completely ignorant of the cult of cumshaw and missed every hint I made of a bribe to speed us along our way.

  6. imprecation — act of cursing or invoking evil upon

Despite the muttered imprecations from the sullen crowd surrounding us, we removed the police tape and entered the supposedly abandoned warehouse.

  7. brassard — decorative cloth band worn on upper arm

I quickly removed the sergeant’s brassard and whipped it over my own right shoulder, hoping that my khaki shirt and the dim light would let me pass myself off as a military policeman.

  8. footy — paltry, worthless

For all your vain plaints, you shall see that this footy search for crimes will come to naught.

  9. apotheosis — deification, elevation to the rank of a god

Jon McNaughton brings a problematic set of allusions and portrayals in his charged and political art, not least of which is his apotheosis of the current occupant of the White House.

  10. plenum — space conceived of as completely filled with matter (usu. opposed to vacuum)

Descartes argued that all motion in the plenum was necessarily circular, and required an infinitely small division of matter.

Friday Vocabulary

1. valetudinarian — person obsessively concerned with his or her poor health

Their daughter caught what I call the valetudinarian disease, her parents worrying her so about any possible vector for germs in her environment that she seemed to have built up no resistance whatsoever to even the simplest illnesses, and thus she was always sick.

  2. shabracque — saddlecloth used by European hussars

Our regiment’s brave green and gold uniforms were repeated upon our shabraques, where the regimental crest was detailed in lustrous golden threads.

  3. sunder — to split or cleave

He continued to defend his peculiar concept of liberty and in that moment of excited over-explanation our partnership was sundered for evermore and I realized that I must needs search for a new knifeboy.

  4. outwith — outside

They will have to learn how to function outwith the European Union’s regulations.

  5. flavescent — yellowish, turning a pale yellow

My ill mood was not helped by the dawning morn, as the fog clung stubbornly and gave the daylight a sickly flavescent aura that betokened no good.

  6. logy — dull in thought or movement

I pulled myself out of the couch where I had passed out earlier and trod with logy steps up the stairs, every muscle in my thighs and knees protesting.

  7. merlon — upright section of battlement between crenels

I ducked back behind the merlon to quickly reload my crossbow, turning the cranequin as quickly as possible, when I spied a small enemy party that had breeched the wall opposite.

  8. hobbledehoy — an awkward youth

Do not be fooled into thinking that these ideas are merely the vain musings of some hobbledehoy upon subjects outside his ken, for just as all youths grow and and some grow wiser, so may these ungainly ideas mature into persuasive thoughts which could set the pattern for decades to come.

  9. goffer — to flute or crimp by means of a heated iron

She sat in the dark with her costume discarded, save for the goffered collar always associated with the first Queen Elizabeth.

  10. slattern — slovenly woman or girl

We were served weak ale by a short, plump slattern who refused to serve young John until we gave her an extra copper.

Friday Vocabulary

1. clepsydra — ancient timekeeping device using discharge of water to measure time; water-clock

Like water through the clepsydra, so are the days of our lives.

  2. frass — insect excrement

The spider webs behind the appliances were spotted with frass that betrayed the unseen life forces which threatened the old homestead.

  3. burble — (aeronautics) breakdown of smooth airflow into turbulence

At this angle of attack our wing’s leading edge began to suffer from burble and I feared we would stall at any moment.

  4. combe — deep hollow or short valley

The fog lay heavy in the combe making it impossible to spy any enemy forces which might be sheltered there.

  5. sumpter — pack animal

I hired two horses at the livery stable, as well as a sumpter pony to carry our supplies and the mining tools.

  6. postern — side or back entrance

We left by the postern gate an hour before dawn, hoping to escape the notice of the watchers posted opposite the drawbridge.

  7. ordure — excrement, dung

The medieval alleys were plagued by heaps of ordure from chamberpots lying in wait for the unwary pedestrian.

  8. superficies — outer surface

“The territory of the thirteen original States of the Union comprehended a superficies of 371,124 English square miles.”

  9. ewer — wide mouthed jug

I poured some water into the basin from the ewer standing ready by my bed.

  10. wherry — light rowboat

I paid an oarsman to take me across the river in his wherry.

Friday Vocabulary

1. brickbat — piece of brick, esp. when used as a missile

Piled behind the barricades were cobblestones and brickbats to be used against the government troops during the inevitable reactionary assault.

  2. fret — to gnaw; to wear away by gnawing, friction, corrosion, etc.

He was proudest of the ivory box lid in which he had fretted a bas-relief depicting the defeat of Burgoyne at Saratoga.

  3. halation — blurring around edges in photographic image beyond proper boundaries, creating local fog around highlights, etc.

The UFOs seemed impossible to focus upon, and we saw instead a reddish halation rather than a definable edge, even as the craft drew closer to our dismasted schooner.

  4. fettle — condition, state

The fish were in a fine fettle, showing the attentive care lavished upon them and their aquarium.

  5. aumbry (archaic spelling of ambry) — cupboard, locker; recess in church wall for storage (of sacramental vessels, books, etc.)

He pulled back the rough wooden door, but the aumbry was bare, the sacred silver noticeable only by its absence.

  6. coulter (also colter) — blade fixed before the plowshare, cutting soil vertically

A lively debate broke out after everyone had finished their second glass of wine, as to whether the introduction of the coulter to the heavy plough in the middle ages led to increased concentration of population in farming centres.

  7. tardigrade — slow moving or slow walking; of or relating to sloths; of or relating to water-bears

The tardigrade action of the sloth belies the inherent strength of these magnificent animals.

  8. moil — to drudge, to work hard; to wallow in mire

You will never get rich if you moil uselessly with nothing put aside for the morrow.

  9. ecdysis — shedding of integument by reptiles, crustaceans, etc.

His was unfortunately an incomplete ecdysis, as a large portion of shedded skin continued to adhere to the claws on his right forefoot, leaving the harassed gecko annoyed and alarmed.

  10. starling — pointed set of pilings around a bridge pier for protecting from the impact of debris or vessels

We pushed off the boat-like starlings as we drifted beneath the bridge, our prow just passing by the half prow of the wooden pilings.

Friday Vocabulary

1. jade — vicious, worn-out, or worthless horse; disreputable woman

Though she be but a jade your contemptuous attitude towards her does you no credit.

  2. circumvallation — state of being surrounded by rampart or entrenchment

Vercingetorix was unable to lift the siege of Alesia after the circumvallation of that settlement, leading to the final victory of Caesar over the Gauls.

  3. plaudit — marked expression of approval, applause

He claimed to disdain the plaudits of the critics and crowds because of his dedication to his art, but we suspected that it was not their approval he truly craved.

  4. singlet — close-fitting woolen undershirt or jersey, usu. sleeveless

When we came upon the murderer, he stood over the body dressed only in a white singlet and shorts, like some Victorian era boxer in training.

  5. stile — steps or rungs permitting person to pass over wall or fence whilst forming barrier for sheep, cattle, etc.

As Alice approached the stile she saw that the Red Knight had gotten hopelessly stuck in the fence and was now hanging upside down, suspended from a large dutch oven strapped to his back.

  6. mordant — caustic, biting

She evinced more of a mordant witlessness, as when she remonstrated the company that she couldn’t imagine why they were decrying the collapse of civilization when her shoes were chafing her feet very terribly.

  7. slue — to turn about an object’s axis; to swing around

Our ship’s boy was foolishly showing off his balance on the port tip of the spar when the ship left the lea of the cliffs, the sudden wind from that quarter causing the spar to slue, sending the boy headlong into the sea.

  8. reticle — fine wires or threads placed within eyepiece of telescope, etc. to facilitate accurate observation

Adjusting for windage, the silent observer targeted his next victim in the reticle of his gunsight.

  9. reticule — small bag or purse, usu. woven

Though the delicate lace network of her reticule seemed quite frail, I was astounded by the sheer volume and mass of the objects she habitually carried in her handbag.

  10. send down — to expel

Thus we learned that he had been sent down from Dublin University for “acts of an immoral nature”, to our great dismay.

Friday Vocabulary

1. dark lantern — lantern with a shutter to hide the light

“Watson, be sure to bring the dark lantern so that we can conceal our presence in the chamber after traversing the underground paths to the tomb.”

 

2. arrant — notorious, unmitigated

We have rarely heard such arrant falsehoods since Satan was imprisoned in Hell.

 

3. withe — pliant twig or stem used for binding

Before plastic, packages might be tied up with withes, one possible option for the post-plastic age to come.

 

4. vinous — relating to wine; caused by indulgence in wine

I was appalled by his vinous visage hovering so closely over my own face, the rubicund and swollen nose seeming like a diseased sinking sun.

 

5. ostler — person responsible for horses, esp. at an inn

In the darkened stables we found our young ostler, apparently kicked and killed by one of his charges.

 

6. ceorl — one of the lowest rank of freemen, in medieval times (more commonly churl)

Though he had the support of every rank from barons to ceorls, Harold could not stave off the invasion of the Normans, coming so close on the heels of his battle in the north with Harald Hardrada at Stamford Bridge.

 

7. lapidescence — petrifaction, quality of turning into stone

The shores of the salt sea shimmered in the setting sun, the sparkling lapidescence creating an eerie shine along the lifeless coastline.

 

8. contumely — scornful rudeness or abuse

If a southern gentleman is never unintentionally rude, his claim to that title was not lessened one iota by the insolent contumely he heaped upon his nemesis.


 

9. atrabilious — melancholy; splenetic

She feared that he was in an atrabilious temper this morn, and would give short shrift to the reasoned arguments she had marshaled.

 

10. Laodicean — person lukewarm in religion, politics, etc.

For all the shrill voices condemning third-party candidates, the real danger to democracy comes from the hordes of Laodiceans who constitute even at this hour an immense portion of the body politic.