100 Books

(or, The Pointlessness of Data)

As promised earlier, I return to announce that I have now read 100 books — according to the database I keep of my books. When previously i made such announcement, I had to express three caveats, to wit:

  1. The ‘books’ referred to previously included graphic novels and comics, which perhaps cannot lay claim to full ‘book’ status.
  2. The earliest dates of books read are an approximation only (more on this below).
  3. I wrote: “whilst the unexamined life is deemed to be unworthy of living, the micromanaged and databased life may only be a debasing of the actual substance of life itself.”

This note is primarily a discursion upon the last point.

How long did it take me to read 100 books? Well, this is where the second caveat becomes noteworthy. As stated above, the dates given for completing each book are only approximations for the first few books in the list. Thus the beginning of the period can only be given by a date ante quem rather than an exact start date. However, given the fact that I didn’t note down in each instance (or any, for that matter) just when I began to read a volume, this was always going to be the case. With that repeated dead horse caveat given, I can state that the 100 books read by me were read between June 17, 2015 (approx.) and October 11, 2016. This is a period of 483 days (I include the ending day), giving an average speed of 1 book per 4.83 days.

1 Book per 4.83 Days

Over the past year or so, I’ve engaged in ‘comfort food’ reading, which perhaps explains the dominance of genre fiction among The One Hundred Books. I might have assumed more of an even split between fiction and non-fiction, given my penchant for history reading. (Though perhaps this is merely delusional aspirations towards intellectual pretensions which I will never, could never, achieve.) In fact, fiction overall outnumbered ‘non-‘ by a factor of about 3-to-1. Specifically, 73 fiction books were read while 27 of the ‘other’ category fell beneath my gaze. Of those 73, the preponderance were mysteries, followed by Science Fiction & Fantasy and (some) literature. To be specific:

Books Read by Genre

Mystery 32
SF & Fantasy 24
Literature 17
Nonfiction 27

Or, for those who prefer charts…

readbygenre

 

Of course, ‘Nonfiction’ as a category categorizes nothing. Especially given the fact that much so-called ‘nonfiction’ actually peddles outright lies and misstates the truth with an almost religious fervor. Fortunately, we can dig deeper due to the diligence of the book database. Here’s how the ‘Nonfiction’ read over the past 100 books breaks down:

Nonfiction Read

Arts & Photography 3
Children’s Books 1
Foreign Language 2
History 3
Humor 5
Indians of North America 1
Mythology & Folklore 3
Philosophy 1
Poetry 1
Politics & Social Sciences 1
Psychology 2
Religion & Spirituality 3
Science & Math 1

Apparently I like funny books, even when I exempt comics from my lists…

Wow, isn’t this analysis fun? What else can we do with the data? Well, we can look at just how each (broad) category was read (since obviously the broken-down ‘Nonfiction’ genre presents too many subcategories and too few data points to be statistically significant). After playing with those bits a bit, normalizing the data (some of which was done earlier without mentioning it before), and then playing and massaging the spreadsheets, we see the following:

booksread

 

From this it appears that I’ve been reading nonfiction (called ‘Other’ in this chart, which is as good a name as any) at a fairly steady rate over this period, while my perusal of mysteries and science fiction increased pretty recently. Also, so-called ‘literature’ has not been part of my reading diet since the summer. Aren’t we flabbergasted with this insight into my reading history?

Truth be told, I’m slightly less than flummoxed by these data insights. I knew already, for instance, that I’d been on what I referred to as a ‘mystery kick’ in my recent reading, so these Moneyball details are somewhat wasted on me. Also, I am troubled by the collapsing of each book’s experience into a point exactly like that of every other book. Nor do I believe that the reductionism objected to here would be relieved by giving some sort of weighting mechanism to account for such metrics as number of pages, average reading level, importance as judged by reviews in major literary critiques, etc. I have actually given a rating for each — which I won’t provide here — but reducing the subjective experience of reading a book to a single (or even multiple!) points on a 5-point or 10-point or 100-point scale seems not only losing proposition, but simply silly.

The problem is similar to that of value in economics, I believe. The question was sidestepped by John von Neumann in his analysis of games in economics by instead using the concept of ‘utility’ — but even this can lead to some treacherous places. In analysis of such mathematical games as the Prisoner’s Dilemma, for example, if the prison sentence is not a term of years but a possible death penalty, how is one to assess a utility for actually dying? (Putting aside the usual pragmatic difficulties related to assessing application vs. theory, which in this case would necessitate evaluating the likelihood of actual execution as well as the time spent in appeals, etc., etc.) The concept of utility has other intractable difficulties as well, as was noted by Walter Otto in the opening remarks of his commentary on Dionysus, wherein he pointed out that taking a utilitarian perspective of religion was akin to reducing the artistic impulse to a question of “Do I need tapestries to make this room more cozy?”

In the case of my reading, I am at a loss to make an assessment of the utility or even the value of this versus that book. Does reading a mystery about a modern Navaho policeman have a measurable ‘value’ which can be compared to that of reading Dante’s Divine Comedy? How does the ‘value’ of such a modern mystery compare to that of an ancient Chinese mystery? Does reading a 1000-year-old Icelandic saga confer more benefit than re-reading The Hobbit? Perhaps such questions are meaningless, or can only be answered by reading the works themselves.

To which end, I present the list of The One Hundred Books. I’ve included the comic books for merely historical interest (ha!), though of course these do not contribute to the running total, the count being given in the first column of each listing. Herewith, The Books:

The One Hundred Books

# Read Author Title Genre
1 6/17/15 Martin Gardner The Whys of a Philosophical Scrivener Philosophy
2 6/17/15 Amir D. Aczel Fermat’s Last Theorem: Unlocking the Secret of an Ancient Mathematical Problem Science & Math
3 6/17/15 Fritz Leiber Swords Against Death SF/Fantasy
4 6/17/15 Fritz Leiber Swords and Deviltry SF/Fantasy
7/21/15 Weird Love #1
7/21/15 Popeye #34
7/21/15 Popeye #13
7/21/15 Sergio Aragonés Sergio Aragonés Funnies #1
7/21/15 Sergio Aragonés Groo Friends and Foes #6
7/21/15 Sergio Aragonés Groo Friends and Foes #5
7/21/15 Sergio Aragonés Groo Friends and Foes #4
7/21/15 Sergio Aragonés Groo Friends and Foes #3
7/21/15 Sergio Aragonés Groo Friends and Foes #2
7/21/15 Sergio Aragonés Groo Friends and Foes #1
7/23/15 Haunted Horror #5
7/23/15 Haunted Horror #9
7/24/15 Sergio Aragones Groo vs. Conan
7/24/15 Haunted Horror #14
7/25/15 Dave Sim Cerebus, Volume 1
5 8/6/15 Roger Price, intro The MAD Reader Humor
6 8/8/15 William M. Gaines The Brothers MAD Humor
7 8/14/15 Harvey Kurtzman William M. Gaine’s Inside Mad Humor
8 8/24/15 Philip Jose Farmer To Your Scattered Bodies Go SF/Fantasy
9 9/5/15 John Cohen, ed. The Essential Lenny Bruce Humor
10 9/11/15 Alice Miller The Drama of the Gifted Child: The Search for the True Self, Revised Edition Psychology
11 9/14/15 David King The Commissar Vanishes: The Falsification of Photographs and Art in Stalin’s Russia Arts & Photography
12 9/23/15 Alice Miller Thou Shalt Not Be Aware Psychology
13 9/27/15 Douglas Adams Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency SF/Fantasy
14 9/29/15 Mark Nelson and Sarah Hudson Bayliss Exquisite Corpse: Surrealism and the Black Dahlia Murder Arts & Photography
10/2/15 The Usual Gang Of Idiots The MAD Archives Vol. 1
15 10/2/15 Lynd Ward Gods’ Man: A Novel in Woodcuts (Dover Fine Art, History of Art) Arts & Photography
16 10/6/15 G. K. Chesterton The Annotated Innocence of Father Brown Mystery
17 10/6/15 G. K. Chesterton Four Faultless Felons Mystery
18 10/18/15 Eustace M. Tillyard The Elizabethan World Picture Literature
19 10/19/15 Robert Carter The Tao and Mother Goose (Quest Book) Religion
20 10/22/15 Colin Wilson Rasputin and the Fall of the Romanovs History
21 10/27/15 Joscelyn Godwin Real Rule of Four: The Unauthorized Guide to the New York Times #1 Bestseller Literature
22 10/30/15 John Carey Pure Pleasure: A Guide to the 20th Century’s Most Enjoyable Books Literature
23 11/9/15 Jorge Luis Borges Labyrinths: Selected Stories and Other Writings Literature
24 11/16/15 Dante Alighieri The Divine Comedy:Inferno (Galaxy Books) Literature
25 11/27/15 Dante Alighieri The Divine Comedy: Purgatorio (Galaxy Books) Literature
26 12/10/15 Dante Alighieri The Divine Comedy: Paradiso (Galaxy Books) Literature
27 12/22/15 P. A. Brunt Social Conflicts in the Roman Republic History
28 1/18/16 O. Henry Great Short Stories Literature
29 1/22/16 Ian Caldwell and Dustin Thomason The Rule of Four Literature
30 1/22/16 Moliere The Misanthrope and Tartuffe Literature
31 1/22/16 Philip K. Dick The Man in the High Castle SF/Fantasy
32 1/23/16 George Orwell Animal Farm Literature
33 2/14/16 William Morris Volsunga Saga Myth/Folklore
34 2/18/16 Magnus Magnusson & Hermann Palsson, trans. Njal’s Saga Myth/Folklore
35 2/21/16 W. P. Ker Epic and Romance: Essays on Medieval Literature Literature
36 3/3/16 Michael Alexander A History of Old English Literature (Broadview Literary Texts) Literature
37 3/6/16 Norman Spinrad Bug Jack Barron SF/Fantasy
38 3/10/16 C.M. Kornbluth A Mile Beyond the Moon SF/Fantasy
39 3/13/16 Philip K. Dick Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said SF/Fantasy
40 3/14/16 Camille Paglia Break, Blow, Burn: Camille Paglia Reads Forty-three of the World’s Best Poems Literature
41 3/20/16 Jules Verne De la Terre à la Lune Foreign Language
42 3/22/16 J.R.R. Tolkien The Hobbit SF/Fantasy
43 3/28/16 The pulps: Fifty years of American pop culture Literature
44 3/30/16 Charles Baudelaire Paris Spleen (New Directions Paperbook) Poetry
45 3/31/16 Victor Koman The Jehovah Contract SF/Fantasy
46 4/15/16 Tony Hillerman The Blessing Way Mystery
47 4/17/16 The Best American Noir of the Century Mystery
48 4/20/16 Erle Stanley Gardner The Case of the Curious Bride Mystery
49 4/21/16 Smedley D. Butler War is a Racket: The Antiwar Classic by America’s Most Decorated Soldier Politics
50 4/21/16 Isaac Asimov Before the Golden Age Book 3 SF/Fantasy
51 4/24/16 Mark Riebling Church of Spies History
52 4/25/16 Michael Moorcock Elric of Melnibone SF/Fantasy
53 4/27/16 Michael Moorcock A Sailor on the Seas of Fate SF/Fantasy
54 4/28/16 Harry Harrison Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers SF/Fantasy
55 4/29/16 Michael Moorcock The Weird of the White Wolf SF/Fantasy
56 4/30/16 Michael Moorcock The Vanishing Tower SF/Fantasy
57 5/3/16 Michael Moorcock The Bane of the Black Sword SF/Fantasy
58 5/5/16 Tony Hillerman Talking God Mystery
5/8/26 Harischandra: The Story of the Mythological King Whose Name is Synonymous With Truth
5/9/26 Uncle Scrooge (Walt Disney best comics series)
59 5/9/16 James Hadley Chase I’ll Bury My Dead Mystery
60 5/10/16 Isaac Asimov Before the Golden Age Book 1 SF/Fantasy
61 5/12/16 Michael Moorcock Stormbringer SF/Fantasy
62 5/16/16 Ben Bova, ed. The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume IIA SF/Fantasy
63 5/18/16 John Sladek Black Aura Mystery
64 5/19/16 Robert van Gulik, trans. Celebrated Cases of Judge Dee (Dee Goong An) Mystery
65 5/20/16 John Meade Falkner The Lost Stradivarius Literature
66 5/23/16 Robert van Gulik The Haunted Monastery and the Chinese Maze Murders Mystery
67 5/25/16 Carl Fallberg Walt Disney’s Donald Duck The Fabulous Diamond Fountain Children’s
68 5/25/16 Robert van Gulik The Monkey and the Tiger: Two Chinese Detective Stories Mystery
5/27/16 Disney Studios Staff Walt Disney’s Donald Duck and the Golden Helmet
5/30/16 William Messner-Loebs & Sam Kieth Epicurus the Sage, Volume I
5/30/16 William Messner-Loebs & Sam Kieth Epicurus the Sage: The Many Loves of Zeus
5/30/16 Gardner Fox The Golden Age Sandman – Archives, Volume 1 (DC Archive Editions)
69 5/31/16 Philip K. Dick Now Wait for Last Year SF/Fantasy
70 6/14/16 Edmund Crispin Love Lies Bleeding Mystery
71 6/18/16 William Shakespeare As You Like it Literature
6/19/16 Howard the Duck #1
6/19/16 Al Moore 1963 – Book Five: Horus God of Light
6/19/16 R. Crumb Despair
6/20/16 Howard the Duck #2
6/20/16 Howard the Duck #33
6/20/16 Howard the Duck Annual #1
6/21/16 Steve Gerber Destroyer Duck #1
72 6/21/16 John Mortimer Rumpole of the Bailey Mystery
73 6/23/16 Poul Anderson Ensign Flandry SF/Fantasy
74 6/25/16 Poul Anderson A Circus of Hells SF/Fantasy
75 6/26/16 Robert van Gulik Judge Dee at Work Mystery
76 6/29/16 Bartholomew Gill McGarr on the Cliffs of Moher Mystery
7/3/26 Al Moore 1963 – Book One: Mystery Incorporated
7/4/26 Al Moore 1963 – Book Two: The Fury
77 7/5/16 Rex Stout Three Doors to Death Mystery
7/6/26 Al Moore 1963 – Book Three: Tales of the Uncanny
78 7/6/16 Raymond Chandler Pickup on Noon Street Mystery
7/6/26 Al Moore 1963 – Book Four: Tales From Beyond
79 7/8/16 Michael Gilbert The Killing of Katie Steelstock Mystery
80 7/11/16 Robert J. Ray Murdock for Hire Mystery
81 7/16/16 Benjamin Hoff The Tao of Pooh Religion
82 7/21/16 Georges Simenon L’Ami De’Enfance De Maigret Foreign Language
83 7/30/16 Isaac Asimov, ed. Before The Golden Age SF/Fantasy
84 8/2/16 Sabine Baring-Gould Curious Myths of the Middle Ages: The Sangreal, Pope Joan, The Wandering Jew, and Others Myth/Folklore
85 8/7/16 R. Austin Freeman The Best Dr. Thorndyke Stories Mystery
86 8/11/16 Jim Thompson The Golden Gizmo Mystery
87 8/13/16 Tobias Wells Murder Most Fouled Up Mystery
88 8/16/16 Alan Watts Tao: The Watercourse Way Religion
89 9/9/16 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle The New Annotated Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Short Stories (2 Vol. Set) Mystery
90 9/12/16 Arthur William Upfield The Will of the Tribe Mystery
91 9/15/16 Anne Hillerman Rock with Wings Mystery
92 9/19/16 Tony Hillerman Dance Hall of the Dead Mystery
93 9/21/16 W.C. Sellar & R. J. Yeatman 1066 and All That Humor
94 9/22/16 Tony Hillerman Listening Woman Mystery
95 9/23/16 Tony Hillerman People of Darkness Mystery
96 9/26/16 Tony Hillerman The Dark Wind Mystery
97 9/27/16 Tony Hillerman The Ghostway Mystery
98 9/29/16 Tony Hillerman Skinwalkers Mystery
99 10/8/16 Frank Waters Masked Gods: Navaho and Pueblo Ceremonialism Indians of North America
100 10/11/16 Tony Hillerman A Thief of Time Mystery

Ninety-Eight Thousand (98,000)

Just listened to my 98,000th unique iTunes track, The vaguely holiday-related track “Daddy’s Drinking Up Our Christmas” by Smiley Bates.

This represents 635.64 GB of data, constituting 267 days, 7 hours, 13 minutes, and 44 seconds of playing time. Leaving 76,550 items (once again – again – more “music” added in the interval) remaining unheard, totaling 482.53 GB of data (only ~30 MB less than last report) lasting 222 days, 8 hours, 18 minutes, and 11 seconds (an increase of several days, due to several hundred broadcasts of the old Dragnet radio show from the early 50s.

Ninety-Seven Thousand (97,000)

Just listened to my 97,000th unique iTunes track, an instrumental riff from a 1974 Los Angeles concert by Steely Dan at The Record Factory, from a bootleg provided me years ago by my friend Gary. The track was a bridge between “Pretzel Logic” and their hit “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number”.

This represents 632.17 GB of data, constituting 264 days, 48 minutes, and 58 seconds of playing time. Which leaves 77,170 items (once again more music added in the interval) remaining unheard, totaling 482.56 GB of data lasting 218 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes, and 49 seconds.

The slick rockers of the 70’s were followed by the smoke-filled strains of Johnny Clarke’s “Collie Dread”, from the Trojan Ganja Reggae Box Set.

Ninety-Six Thousand (96,000)

Just listened to my 96,000th unique iTunes track, a classic version of “Harlem Nocturne”, by the incomparable Johnny Otis, from a collection of different Harlem Nocturnes. This compelling instrumental — in almost any version — is one of the all-time best songs ever.

This represents 626.67 GB of data, constituting 261 days, 14 hours, 22 minutes, and 44 seconds of playing time. Which leaves 77,924 items (and yes, a few more CDs in the mix) remaining unheard, totaling 486.53 GB of data lasting 220 days, 8 hours, 126 minutes, and 35 seconds.

100 Books (Not Really)

On Tuesday, June 21st, I apparently finished my hundredth book since I began recording the same just over a year ago. Of course, this is only a seeming fact, for multiple reasons. Imprimus, this “100 books” total includes comics and graphic novels, which cannot really have the same literary ‘weight’ (not to say ‘mass’) as other texts. Secondus, the earliest books read — according to my database of same — only have rough estimates of when they were completed, and I suspect they were finished perhaps as much as a month earlier than the approximate 6/17/2015 date given. Tertius, and perhaps most telling, whilst the unexamined life is deemed to be unworthy of living, the micromanaged and databased life may only be a debasing of the actual substance of life itself.

Perhaps more to come, perhaps after I can lay claim to one hundred actual books not bound with staples.

*Forgot to mention the particular book which ticked over the counter; ’twas Rumpole of the Bailey, the well-known mystery book by John Mortimer. The stories are somber, if not actually despondent.

Ninety-Five Thousand (95,000)

Just listened to my 95,000th unique iTunes track, the sexy reggae — or is it mento? — 1972 single, “Night Food Reggae”, by the mysterious Nora Dean, found on the Trojan Records collection Tighten Up Volume 7. The alleged singer later moved from Jamaica to New York, became born again, and turned from reggae to singing gospel. We say ‘alleged’ because Ms. Dean denied in 2005 that she ever sang this track, which is a slightly sticky tale of oral sex and frustration.

This represents 618.61 GB of data, constituting 258 days, 22 hours, 32 minutes, and 28 seconds of playing time. Which leaves 78,749 items (I’ve been ripping quite a few CDs since last we met) remaining unheard, totaling 491.53 GB of data lasting 222 days, 16 hours, 11 minutes, and 20 seconds.

The 94,999th track, in case you care, was the lovely song “Проходит Всё” sung by Екатерина Юровская (Ekaterina Yurovskaya) from the album Золотые Россыпи Романса (something like “Golden Hits of Romance”). The song title means “It Takes All” — according to my rudimentary Google Translate skills — though it appears to be a different number than the same title with music by Rachmaninoff (again, according to my untutored ear). Reversing the two words gives ‘Всё Проходит’, changing the meaning to ‘everything passes’ — thus this last Russian phrase is also the translated title of George Harrison’s classic solo album All Things Must Pass.

Completing the somber bookends to that ninety-fifth thousandth tune from the dancehall, the 95,001st* song from my iTunes was the beautiful and melancholy “Dark Eyes” by Bob Dylan, from Empire Burlesque. At the time of its release (1985), it seemed only a lugubrious coda to yet another breakout album by my favorite artist. But one can now hear in its slow sad strains the gloomy tenor which pervades his albums since 1997’s Time Out Of Mind.

*Technically this was not the 95,001st song, as I’ve already listened to “Dark Eyes” three or four times before. No, technically, the 95,001st song was B.B. King’s “Beautician Blues” from The Jungle, a much more upbeat melody. Unfortunately, this particular version is one I ripped from my own LP, which has suffered over the years (I think it never had a record sleeve until I turned it into mp3s), and one can hear the damage of time.

Friday Vocabulary

1. toast-and-water — water in which toast has been soaked, thought to be cooling and refreshing (also seen as toast-water)

I availed myself of some toast-and-water from the pitcher near at hand, attempting to calm my febrile brain and efface the frightening visions.

 

2. glaucous — pale grey-green or greenish-blue

In the crepuscule of the evening the bushes beneath the ground floor windows attained an eerie glaucous hue.

 

3. pretermit — to suspend or abandon (a customary action)

Also at this time, Bob pretermitted the weekly poker game, as required by the conditions of his parole.

 

4. purfling — a decorated border, such as an inlaid border around the back of a violin

The purfling of Satan’s fiddle was tricked out in gold and ruby highlights.

 

5. tripudiate — to dance in joy, triumph, or contempt

No, Snoopy, there is no reason to tripudiate upon your dog house, for the Red Baron is merely wounded.

 

6. sempiternal — eternal

And so another battle in the sempiternal war of the sexes came to its desultory end, resolving nothing.

 

7. alinea — another name for the pilcrow, a typographical mark used to designate a paragraph (“¶”)

Within each section the separate paragraphs began with an alinea followed by the number for that sub-topic.

 

8. actinic — of or relating to radiation causing chemical or biological effects; of light which causes exposure of monochrome film

The amber lantern provided non-actinic light by which to develop the incriminating images.

 

9. achalasia — inability of a circular muscle, esp. of the esophagus or rectum, to relax, causing the structure above the muscular constriction to widen

His refusal to credit logic and science led to a peculiar psychic achalasia, leaving his mind filled only with trifles, superstitions, and discreditable ideas.

 

10. sciolism — superficial knowledge

His petty sciolism, derived from Pinterest posts and Wikipedia articles, provided him with no insight into actual construction of a working Murphy bed.

Ninety-Four Thousand

Just listened to my 94,000th unique iTunes track (with replays of the same item not counting towards that total), the George M. Cohan smash hit from 1911, “That Haunting Melody”, sung by the inimitable Al Jolson on the A-side of Victor 17037. (He is inimitable because of the blackface, naturally.)

This represents 609.37 GB of data, constituting 255 days, 15 hours, 29 minutes, and 4 seconds of playing time. Which leaves 78,705 items (meaning I’ve had a net loss of one track since last report) remaining unheard, totaling 491.44 GB of data lasting 223 days, 2 hours, 18 minutes, and 10 seconds.

Oddly enough, iTunes seems to be on a George Cohan kick, as the ninety-four thousand and first track is “The Yankee Doodle Boy” — you may know it as “(I’m a) Yankee Doodle Dandy” — from the Cohan musical Little Johnny Jones which opened in 1904. The particular cut I’m listening to is that sung by the tremendous pop star Billy Murray, on Victor 4229 (a single-sided disc). Not to worry, though; we won’t always be stuck in the hinterlands of century-old popular music. The next song is a 1987 number: “Misfit” by Curiosity Killed The Cat off of their #1 album (both on the UK charts and in the order of their album releases) Keep Your Distance. Perhaps that’s good advice, as I’m not sure we’ll be talking about Curiosity Killed The Cat as frequently as George M. Cohan in another half-century.

Ninety-Three Thousand

93,000th iTunes track (with all necessary caveats): “Soul Feeling, Pt. 2” by Eddie ‘G.’ Giles from the simply terrific Soul compilation Downtown Soulville! (Yet another title ending in an exclamation point… Hmm…)

This represents 598.67 GB of data, constituting 251 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes, and 49 seconds of playing time. Which leaves 79,706 items (give or take) remaining unheard, totaling 501.78 GB of data lasting 227 days, 6 hour, 9 minutes, and 10 seconds. Should be under a half-terabyte by the next update!