Friday Vocabulary

1. eyot — small island, particularly in a river

The raft ran aground upon the small, treeless eyot which lay in the center of the large bend in the river.

 

2. calcareous — of or like chalk

The lizard’s calcareous medication may have added to the constipation of the gecko.

 

3. halitus — exhalation or vapor

As the chemical plant ejected its runoff into the stream, an unpleasant halitus of rank odors seemed to precede the frothy spume.

 

4. diffident — lacking confidence in one’s capability; timid

Horace fidgeted before the apartment door, the diffident bookkeeper hoping perhaps that the young lady would not be at home after all.

 

5. epithalamium — song or poem in honor of newly married couple (also epithalamion)

The bawdy limerick recited by the best man’s soon-to-be-former best friend was the epithalamium which ended all toasts at the reception.

 

6. higgle — to negotiate in a petty manner

Roger would higgle over the most trivial details in a contract, especially when he couldn’t get any of his truly significant demands.

 

7. battledore — badminton racket

In her hands the light battledore became a blur of speed, pummeling the shuttlecock with precise, stacatto strokes.

 

8. eleemosynary –about alms or charity

While waiting for the light to change, the BMW driver gave the one-armed homeless man standing on the traffic island an eleemosynary Jack Chick tract.

 

9. lich gate — small roofed gate to a churchyard

The pastor would stand at the lich gate at the end of the service to shake hands with his departing parishioners.

 

10. scapegrace — entirely unrepentant and disreputable scoundrel

The young scapegrace believed even his six weeks sentence of community service to be too onerous for his brutal assault upon the orphaned teddy bear crafter.

One Hundred and Seven Thousand Songs (107,000)

I was so excited to schedule last Friday’s vocabulary for auto-publication that I neglected to note that I crossed another fictional milestone on Saturday, when I listened to my 107,000th unique iTunes track, a sad little number called “Atomic Watch” from a sad album given away to those who donated blood at this year’s Comic-Con, Tales From The Con 5.

And now the blah-blah stuff…. 107,000 unique tracks makes up 792.23 GB of data, with a total duration of 400 days, 23 hours, 9 minutes, and 12 seconds (ignoring multiple plays). Left unplayed in my iTunes collection at the moment of impactful milestone crossing were 84,472 songs, which is 796 less than were left to be heard at the 106k mark (thus 204 songs were added in the meantime — including the aforementioned Tales From The Con 5). The unplayed tracks comprise 605.41 GB of data (↓ 7.29 GB) with a playing time of 371 days, 3 hours, 3 minutes, and 30 seconds (↓ 9.8 days).

To reach the 107,000th unique track, I listened to 1,245 songs (from track #106,000), which total 9.89 GB of data, and laid end-to-end comprise 10 days, 19 hours, 13 minutes, and 51 seconds of audio (or only about 2/3 of the time consumed by the previous one thousand songs).

56 days were required to listen to the last thousand songs (20 less than the previous 1k), meaning 17.86 new songs per day were heard. This significant increase (previously I listened to just over 13 songs per day) had a lot to do with listening to non-radio show tracks in the car, I’m guessing.

17.86 New Tracks Heard per Day

 
If we include the previously heard songs, we find that I heard 22.23 tracks per day.

22.23 Tracks Heard per Day

I am no longer promising further analysis, as I’m still owing the same for the 103Kth and 102Kth sets of iTunes songs.

Friday Vocabulary

1. coffle — train of beasts, slaves, etc., chained together

The coffle of indicted legislators attempted to hold their bound hands before their faces as they were cajoled down the steep marble stairs.

 

2. toxophilite — a lover or devotee of archery

Every tree looks like a bow to the toxophilite.

 

3. myrmecology — the study of ants and termites

Though termites belong to a quite different order (and were once thought to be related to cockroaches), the pages of myrmecology journals are well populated with articles about these so-called “white ants”.

 

4. benedict — a newly married man, esp. a former longtime bachelor

Robbins played the benedict once again, leaving the bar after a single drink to return to his new bride, stopping for flowers on his way home.

 

5. tatterdemalion — a person dressed in rags or tatters

Her overly torn jeans made her look more a tatterdemalion than a fashionista.

 

6. pantechnicon — a moving van (Brit.)

The broad-shouldered ragamuffin wrestled the marble baptismal font up the ramp into the back of the pantechnicon.

 

7. conspectus — a survey; a summary

Her holdings and property were so extensive and varied that her headman prepared a conspectus for himself to keep track of all his responsibilities.

 

8. puggle –to poke (as a hole or pipe) with a stick or wire in order to remove obstacles

He puggled the drain to clear the sink, rather than use caustic chemicals which might damage the pipes.

 

9. collywobbles — rumbling in the intestines

The veritable storm of collywobbles frightened the passengers on either side of the afflicted, trapped as they were by the rear of the plane.

 

10. cicerone — a knowledgeable tour guide

Though his age makes his tours more sporadic, the premier cicerone for Chartres Cathedral remains Malcolm Miller, who has been performing exegetical readings of this marvel of the Middle Ages since 1958.

400 Days

Yet another glorious achievement, as I have now listened to just over 400 solid days of tracks in my iTunes collection.

The song I heard which put me over the 400-day top was “Peace Train” by the quondam Cat Stevens. 400 days of tracks make up 106,902 items totaling 791.47 GB of files. There remain unlistened in my iTunes a week and a year of items: 372 days, 42 minutes, and 58 seconds of tunage comprised of 84,548 items equaling 605.98 GB of data. (I’ve used an image of an old Grateful Dead bootleg tape of mine, because I believe that there’s a 400-day-long version of “Playin’ In The Band” out there somewhere, and because I don’t have a self-scanned image of any of my Mr. Stevens CDs.)

Yes, I have now listened to 400 days, 2 minutes, and 15 seconds of iTunes files. For a little perspective, if you started listening to the same unique files I’ve heard today, without any repeats, you’d finish hearing them all on October 6, 2019.

400 Days from Today: October 6, 2019

I, however, took much longer than that to reach this milestone, and have listened to many songs more than once. The first track in my “Already Played” playlist for which I have a ‘played-on’ timestamp was heard on January 15, 2003. Unfortunately, I have 129 songs with no information as to when they were played, which were probably played earlier but for which that datapoint is no longer available — perhaps because of the terrible hard drive crash I suffered at the onset of my iPod life. (I stifle a tear.)

The average track length of my heard files is 5 minutes and 23 seconds, according to Interwebs calculator. A little long, no doubt due to all those radio shows I’ve been spouting off about.

As you can tell, I am approaching the next 1,000 song milestone, and will be back to report more at that time.

200 Books: The List

As promised, here’s the list of the most recently read hundred books, this time broken down into ten book bite-sized pieces. For each tenner of books, I’ve provided brief notes on one representative volume. To repeat, I’ve only counted non-comic books towards my number of books read, so the ‘#’ field in the below table only has values (from 101–200) for those books.

The last hundred books began with this slim volume by Dorothy Sayers, Whose Body? Published 95 years ago, the first Lord Peter Wimsey mystery still remains a classic of the British detective story, with an emphasis on ‘British’ and posh affectation. The cover of this Dover reprint tells you everything you want to know, with the essential pince-nez and the puzzling bathtub. Worth a read, though the subsequent Lord Peter books are even moreso.

# Read Author Title Genre
101 10/13/16 Dorothy Sayers Whose Body? Mystery
102 10/16/16 Tony Hillerman Coyote Waits Mystery
103 10/24/16 Frank Waters Book of the Hopi Indians
104 10/27/16 Tony Hillerman Sacred Clowns Mystery
105 10/29/16 Margaret Coel The Ghost Walker Mystery
106 11/3/16 Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul SF/Fantasy
107 11/6/16 Ellis Peters A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs Mystery
108 11/22/16 Theodore Isaac Rubin Compassion & Self Hate Psychology
109 11/29/16 Arthur William Upfield The Bone is Pointed Mystery
110 12/16/16 Raymond T. Bond, ed. Handbook for Poisoners: A Collection of Great Poison Stories Mystery

The Invasion Of Canada is the first volume of a two-volume exploration of the War of 1812 — hence the subtitle 1812–1813. It is, as is often the case with histories of war, a condemnation of war in general and this inept conflict in particular. The book points out especially just how ludicrously the ‘militia’ system performed in actual practice. Written by a Canadian, so there’s that (and something to remember when one sees “National Bestseller” on the cover). I keep meaning to pick up the second volume, though the title sounds like softcore gay political porn (Flames across the Border: The Canadian-American Tragedy).

# Read Author Title Genre
111 12/18/16 William Shakespeare Coriolanus Literature
112 12/31/16 Pierre Berton The Invasion of Canada, 1812–1813 History
113 1/9/17 Erik Larson The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America History
114 1/17/17 Hugh Greene, ed. The Rivals of Sherlock Holmes: Early Detective Stories Mystery
115 1/21/17 Steven Saylor Roman Blood Mystery
116 1/26/17 Vic Ghidalia, ed. Eight Strange Tales SF/Fantasy
117 2/1/17 Steven Saylor Arms Of Nemesis Mystery
118 2/6/17 Alistair Maclean Circus Mystery
119 2/11/17 Arthur William Upfield The Bachelors of Broken Hill Mystery
120 2/21/17 Clive Cussler Dragon Mystery

Origin Of Life is a garbage book. I read this sort of stuff to remind myself that just because it’s in print doesn’t make it true, or even worthy of attention, were it not for the fact that this sort of thing is attaching itself to our cultural body like carbon monoxide attaching itself to a lung. I was given this ‘textbook’ for creation science* by a high school teacher who’d been given this sample copy by a hopeful publisher seeking to introduce this receptacle of bad science into high school science classes. It’s the usual mishmash of broken watch springs and questions about dino bones, in the depressingly cheery ’80s style of crappy textbook art.

*No actual science content present

# Read Author Title Genre
121 2/26/17 Poul Anderson Three Hearts and Three Lions SF/Fantasy
122 3/2/17 Lin Yutang, ed. The Wisdom of Laotse Spiritual
123 3/6/17 Dashiell Hammett The Thin Man Mystery
124 3/16/17 John Allegro Lost Gods Spiritual
125 3/26/17 Michael Les Benedict The Impeachment and Trial of Andrew Johnson History
126 4/2/17 John Grisham Sycamore Row Mystery
127 4/17/17 Stephen Jay Gould An Urchin in the Storm: Essays About Books and Ideas Science/Math
128 4/18/17 Richard B. Bliss Origin of Life Bad Science
129 4/24/17 Betty M. Owen, ed. Nine Strange Stories Literature
130 4/30/17 George Bennett, ed. Great Tales of Action and Adventure Literature

“The names of these fearless men, martyred in the cause, will live forevermore in the hearts of the Soviet people.”

The Soviet-era history book The Intervention in Siberia 1918–1922 (from the Workers Library Publishers, natch) contains the expected party-line description of events almost forgotten outside of the former You-Know-What. The line drawings are not quite good or bad enough to be interesting. The history itself, however, is new (to us) and at times quite compelling, and we meet briefly some fascinating characters lost to us moderns, such as the vicious and Buddhist Baron Ungern, an adventurer and would-be warlord who fought against the Reds and for his own idea of a new empire. The underlying analysis, even with the plague of Marxist language, is often bracing, as when Parfenov points out that the U.S. had very little desire for the Japanese to create new strongholds in the Russian east out of the collapse of the Romanovs.

# Read Author Title Genre
131 5/3/17 Mary E. MacEwen, ed. Stories of Suspense Literature
132 5/8/17 V. Parfenov The Intervention in Siberia 1918–1922 History
133 5/20/17 C.C. Benison Death at Buckingham Palace: Her Majesty Investigates Mystery
134 5/22/17 Randall Garrett Lord Darcy [3-in-1 volume] SF/Fantasy
5/24/17 Walt Kelly Pogo: We Have Met the Enemy and He Is Us Comics
135 6/12/17 W.G. Forrest A History of Sparta, 950–192 B. C. History
136 6/13/17 Clive Cussler Flood Tide Mystery
137 6/17/17 Heinrich Hoffmann Struwwelpeter in English Translation Children’s
138 6/22/17 Baljit Singh & Mei Ko-Wang Theory and Practice of Modern Guerrilla Warfare Militaria
139 7/6/17 Rudyard Kipling Life’s Handicap – Being Stories of Mine Own People Literature
140 7/8/17 Isaac Asimov Earth Is Room Enough SF/Fantasy

The Long Goodbye is the best book by one of the five best authors of detective novels.

# Read Author Title Genre
141 7/11/17 Vic Ziegel The Non-Runner’s Book Humor
142 7/19/17 Kenneth Robeson The Fantastic Island SF/Fantasy
7/30/17 Jules Feiffer Great Comic Book Heroes Comics
143 8/3/17 Tu Fu & Li Po Poems Literature
144 8/7/17 Camden Benares Zen Without Zen Masters Spiritual
145 8/8/17 Fung Yu-Lan A Short History of Chinese Philosophy Spiritual
146 8/12/17 Raymond Chandler The Long Goodbye Mystery
147 8/15/17 W. H. St. John Hope An Introduction to Heraldry History
148 8/26/17 Margaret Coel The Dream Stalker Mystery
149 9/1/17 Margaret Coel The Story Teller Mystery
150 9/5/17 Alistair MacLean The Satan Bug Mystery

Erik Routley’s beautiful prose style complements his powerful thoughts upon the place of music in the Christian church. His history is never dry, his insights never forced. The writing in this thin précis thrills with the charge of a believer who never uses his beliefs as an excuse, and never loses sight of truth nor of humanity in the pursuit of his topic.

# Read Author Title Genre
151 9/7/17 Melville Davisson Post Uncle Abner, Master of Mysteries Mystery
9/9/17 The Comic Cavalcade Archives, Vol. 1 Comics
152 9/18/17 Erik Routley Christian Hymns Observed: When in Our Music God Is Glorified Spiritual
153 9/22/17 E. C. Bentley Trent’s Last Case Mystery
154 9/25/17 Richard Appignanesi Introducing Existentialism Philosophy
155 10/2/17 Bram Stoker The Jewel of Seven Stars Horror
156 10/4/17 Lloyd Alexander The Book of Three SF/Fantasy
157 10/9/17 Seymour M. Pitcher The Case for Shakespeare’s Authorship of “The Famous Victories” Drama
158 10/11/17 Lloyd Alexander The Black Cauldron SF/Fantasy
159 10/18/17 Cara Black Murder In Belleville : An Aimee Leduc Investigation Mystery
160 10/23/17 Isaac Asimov Foundation SF/Fantasy

Michael Crichton’s Eaters Of The Dead (known to most, as in this edition, from the movie title: The 13th Warrior) turns out to be a retelling of an ancient tale, in the fascinating frame of a traveling scholar during the height of Islam and the near nadir of the West. It is well to remember that the torch of civilization was kept alight by the various Muslim states for much of the first half millennium of their existence, but Crichton never lets up on the adventure and the inherent fascination of his story. You won’t find Antonio Banderas in this novel, but the brooding observer on the strange and the familiar found there is worthy of your attention.

# Read Author Title Genre
161 10/27/17 Elmore Leonard Get Shorty Mystery
162 11/5/17 William S. Burroughs Exterminator! Literature
163 11/09/17 Lewis Carroll Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland / Through The Looking-Glass and Other Writings Literature
164 11/10/17 Lloyd Alexander The Castle of Llyr SF/Fantasy
165 11/15/17 Erik Routley Conversion Spiritual
166 1/2/18 S. Morris Engel Fallacies and Pitfalls of Language: The Language Trap Language
167 1/13/18 Jane Austen Persuasion Literature
1/14/18 Mike Baron Badger #42 Comics
1/15/18 Sergio Aragonés Groo the Wanderer vol. 2 #73 (Marvel) Comics
1/16/18 Sergio Aragonés Groo the Wanderer vol. 2 #74 (Marvel) Comics
1/17/18 Sergio Aragonés Groo the Wanderer vol. 2 #75 (Marvel) Comics
168 1/18/18 Margaret Coel The Lost Bird Mystery
169 2/14/18 Marian Calabro The Perilous Journey of the Donner Party History
170 2/21/18 Michael Crichton The 13th Warrior (Eaters of the Dead) Literature

Read the Brigadier Gerard stories of Arthur Conan Doyle, if you possibly can. The brave and stupid Napoleonic hussar would have made a wonderful junior executive in the Internet age.

# Read Author Title Genre
171 2/26/18 Ellis Peters Rainbow’s End Mystery
172 3/2/18 Georges Simenon Maigret and the Wine Merchant Mystery
173 3/9/18 N.K. Sandars The Epic of Gilgamesh Myth/Folklore
174 3/15/18 Epicurus Letters, Principal Doctrines, and Vatican Sayings Philosophy
175 3/20/18 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle The Exploits of Brigadier Gerard Literature
176 4/8/18 James Strachan Pictures From A Medieval Bible Spiritual
177 4/8/18 Gustave Flaubert Bibliomania Literature
178 4/12/18 W.M. Thackeray The English Humourists / The Four Georges Literature
179 4/16/18 Clive Cussler Raise The Titanic! Mystery
180 4/19/18 Philip K. Dick & Ray Nelson The Ganymede Takeover SF/Fantasy

As is often the case, the movie Starship Troopers alludes to the social commentary of the source material, while making it sexy and exciting with boobies and explosions. Read the book, and you’ll find that Heinlein is quite serious with his idea that only soldiers should have the right to vote; so serious, in fact, that his novel veers off into 5-, 6-, even 8-page disquisitions upon the flaws of the failed democratic ideal and the wonderful promise of military-only suffrage. Heinlein’s writing skill is so profound, however, that the action never drags and the story remains compelling in spite of the weird political basecoat. Which is why I try to judge the art, not the artist.

# Read Author Title Genre
181 4/20/18 Bernard Fischman The Man Who Rode His 10-Speed Bicycle To The Moon Literature
182 4/25/18 Julian Havil Impossible?: Surprising Solutions to Counterintuitive Conundrums Science/Math
183 4/28/18 R.M. Grant Gnosticism and Early Christianity Spiritual
184 5/7/18 Ernest Hemingway A Farewell to Arms Literature
185 5/10/18 Colin McEvedy The Penguin Atlas of African History History
186 5/12/18 Robert A. Heinlein Starship Troopers SF/Fantasy
187 5/16/18 Aesop Fables of Aesop Myth/Folklore
188 5/19/18 John Le Carré The Looking Glass War Mystery
189 5/26/18 Thomas Doherty Pre-Code Hollywood: Sex, Immorality, and Insurrection in American Cinema, 1930–1934 (Film and Culture Series) Film
190 5/29/18 Alan Axelrod The Complete Idiot’s Guide To The Civil War History

Strangely enough, Pierre Boulle actually lived the story he wrote in The Bridge Over The River Kwai, as he was both a commando operator in the CBI theatre and then a prisoner in the brutal work gangs described in this novel. The novel was transmuted into a major motion picture with little destruction of the source material, though the ending may surprise you. Strangely enough, during his long career as a novelist M. Boulle also wrote another work which became a Hollywood blockbuster, La planète des singes, better known to most under the film’s title, Planet Of The Apes (which is both truer to the original French, as well as better than the title of the first English novelization, Monkey Planet).

# Read Author Title Genre
191 5/29/18 J.A. McMurtrey Letters To Lucinda 1862–1864 History
192 5/31/18 Art Linkletter I Wish I’d Said That! (My Favorite Ad-Libs of All Time) Humor
193 6/1/18 Pierre Boulle The Bridge Over the River Kwai Literature
194 6/4/18 Andrew Dickson White Fiat Money Inflation in France History
195 6/6/18 Ron Goulart Broke Down Engine and Other Troubles with Machines SF/Fantasy
196 6/10/18 Tony Hoagland Donkey Gospel: Poems Poetry
197 6/10/18 Harry Medved & Michael Medved Hollywood Hall of Shame: The Most Expensive Flops in Movie History Film
198 6/11/18 C. M. Kornbluth The Syndic SF/Fantasy
199 6/14/18 Frederik Pohl & C. M. Kornbluth Gladiator-at-Law SF/Fantasy
200 6/21/18 Martin Gardner The 2nd Scientific American Book of Mathematical Puzzles and Diversions Science/Math

The listing of the first hundred books read may be found here.

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One Hundred and Six Thousand Songs

Last night I listened to my 106,000th unique iTunes track, a middle-aged radio show entitled “The New Man at the Yard” from the CBS Radio Mystery Theater. This particular episode dramatizes a ‘ride-along’ with Scotland Yard by the author Charles Dickens — sort of a 19th-century version of Castle — and originally aired on March 12, 1982.

106,000 unique tracks makes up 783.57 GB of data, with a total duration of 390 days, 18 hours, 37 minutes, and 1 second (ignoring multiple plays). Left unplayed as yet in my iTunes collection are now 85,268 songs, which is 798 less than were left unplayed at my 105k check-in (thus 202 songs were added in the interim — including a whole lot of Chet Atkins). The unplayed tracks comprise 612.70 GB of data (↓ 10.20 GB) with a playing time of 380 days, 22 hours, 9 minutes, and 48 seconds (↓ 14+ days). As reported earlier, parity between length of time in played tracks vs. in unplayed tracks was achieved a little over 5 weeks ago.

To reach the 106,000th unique track, I listened to 1,296 songs (from track #105,000), which total 13.11 GB of data, and laid end-to-end comprise 15 days, 7 hours, 54 minutes, and 40 seconds of audio.

76 days were required to listen to the last thousand songs, meaning 13.16 new songs per day were heard (the low number due, no doubt, to my current habit of listening to old radio shows.

13.16 New Tracks Heard per Day

 
If we include the previously heard songs, we find that I heard 17.05 tracks per day.

17.05 Tracks Heard per Day

I am no longer promising further analysis, as I’m still owing the same for the 103Kth and 102Kth sets of iTunes songs.

In passing I note that in the time I read 100 books (see those other posts), I listened to 4,553 songs. For what it is worth.

This post has been updated to reflect the fact that 76 days were consumed during the 1,000 new song hearings, rather than 75. The figures depending upon that stat were also changed.

200 Books Update: What Happened

As I said yesterday, the discovery of a missing datum threw some of the conclusions of recent posts into doubt. As of now I have updated those posts with correct information. The affected posts are listed below:

All of these posts have been amended and may now be read with the confidence that you bring to anything you read on the Interwebs.

 

Warning: The following contains moderately technical details which some readers may find boring and others will find overly simplified.

The problem began almost a year-and-a-half ago, when I read the sequel to the historical mystery Roman Blood by Steven Saylor. (This compelling novel is a fictional retelling of the events behind Cicero’s first major trial, which the Roman advocate published as Pro Roscio Amerino. Saylor effectively blends facts from the trial record with speculation well founded in the known ancient history of urbs Roma, in a novel that is obviously a long-planned labor of love.) Back in 2015 I began tracking which books in my library I had actually read — not in the actual book record, but in a related table, “Notes” — by simply recording that a book was ‘read yyyy-mm-dd‘, where yyyy-mm-dd was replaced with the actual date I finished the book. Though this table has a “Read” field (which the UI displays as a checkbox), that binary field is not easily searched, so it was the text field which was later used in the query identifying finished books. This “Notes” text field was also used for sorting the books in the order completed, where the date format made such ordering simple using an alphabetic sort. During the most recent hundred books I finally created a specific field (two, in fact) for enumerating the book read order, and had to go back and update all of the previous records with that information, but I still used the “Notes” table for recording the actual date read. So my mistake was the following: after reading the short story collection Eight Strange Tales after finishing the historical mystery mentioned above, I read the next Steven Saylor novel in that series, and forgot to record its completion in the “Notes” table. From that mistake flowed all of the dire consequences which followed in its wake.

 

As I said, I later began recording the ordinal for each book read, and had to retcon that data for all the earlier books. (In fact, I record two datapoints, one for every book, and a second for those non-comics books completed, since I exclude comics and graphic novels from my books read totals.) But since I forgot to ‘note’ (hee-hee again) that I’d finished Arms Of Nemesis, the 2nd novel in Saylor’s series about Gordianus the Finder, not only were my ordinal counts off by 1, but this novel did not appear in any of my queries regarding finished books. (As an aside, I note that Arms Of Nemesis was the 150th book read since I began tracking this data, and the 117th non-comic book read. Thus the vast majority of the last hundred books read were affected by this problem.) It is only by fortune that I was able to reconstruct this data, however. I began rating my books as I read them, and I rated the second Saylor novel. This rating meant that the “Date Modified” field had the timestamp correlating to the date I finished the book, and thus I was able to reconstruct the data. However, if I had later changed any datum about that book — which I have been doing on a large scale, as I normalize genre information across the database — I would have changed the “Date Modified” field and would have been unable to determine just when I completed that novel, knowing only that I’d read it after the first in the series. So we dodged a bullet there.

 

Fortunately, I realized that this book had been read before making any other changes. Thus order has been restored to this small, petty universe. I am attempting to normalize and correct information in the database — particularly genre information, so that I can have a standard set of categories and also call out the specialty categories which apply to my own personal collection of books. These include such groupings as “Secret Societies” and “Shakespeare Wacko”. The off-the-shelf software I use for cataloguing my books is nice because I can simple enter new books by ISBN, but the information is garnered from online databases which have their own issues and idiosyncrasies. For a while, for example, UK databases were being searched first, so prices in pounds sterling (£) were often entered automatically. (I also strive to enter the price actually shown on the book, not the price I pay, which is often different given my predilection for used books.)

 

With this major correction — and my heartfelt apologies for confusing the issue with my mistake — I will not return to compiling the list of the last hundred books read so that it may be perused by you, my impatient readers waiting with baited breath. I’m trying to learn how to use the <div> tag, so…. Wish me luck!

 

One final note: The pace of reading I maintain has decreased significantly, and I may have to take steps to improve by rate of days per book. At my most recent speed, it will take me approximately 140 years to finish all the books in my collection. Besides raising issues of mortality, I need to reflect upon the size of my library and its composition. (Since my book reading rate excludes comics, and since a significant portion of my books are such, I may need to investigate this and other aspects of the problem further; as an example, my total reading rate becomes 4.58 days per book if comics are included.)

 

1 Book per 4.58 Days (including Comics)

 

Time to Finish Collection: 106.5 Years

 

Estimated Finish Date (EFD): December 7, 2124

 

So … I need to start taking better care of my health if I am to see that 22nd century Pearl Harbor Day.

 

201 Books! (This Changes Everything)

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Previous post(s) about reading 200 books have errors. Please disregard. More details follow, with more to come.

Well, that just shows that data analysis is only as good (at best) as the underlying data…

Whilst scrubbing data in my books database — which is something I do, and you should do it too — I discovered that I had read a book almost a year-and-a-half ago, but had neglected to mark it as read in my database! This means that the book I had previously designated as my 200th book, Double Cross Purposes by Ronald Knox, was actually the 201st book (assuming I find no further errors in the underlying data), and that my earlier blog post about the last hundred books I’ve read was in error. Preliminarily, it now appears that my actual 200th book was The 2nd Scientific American Book Of Mathematical Puzzles and Diversions by (of course) Martin Gardner.

I apologize for the error, for which I am entirely responsible. I hope that you can forgive, though I realize that absolution must come from a higher source. After I have verified the now corrected data, I will make the analysis once more and present the amended results. I am glad that at least my mistake was discovered before I had completed the list of the books read, and promise to deliver that shortly after I’ve published the updated data. I hope that none of my readers have lost money on any wagers based on my earlier blog post. Again, I crave your forgiveness and will strive to not make such a mistake again.

Analysis: The 2nd Hundred Books [UPDATED]

NOTE: Due to recently (5 July 2018) discovered errors in underlying data, some statements in this post are incorrect. The original post is preserved, with new corrected information presented in monospace font. More information can be found in this blog post.

As I just mentioned, I recently finished reading 200 books, counting from when I commenced recording such information in my books database back in June of 2015. Herewith I present some findings of no ultimate interest, derived from an analysis of the underlying data found in that database. We will be considering the last hundred books (i.e., books #101 – #200) read, where books in the “Comics & Graphic Novel” category do not count towards that total.

The first stat is that already given in the original notification of my 200th book read, which is the fact that I took — on average — just under six-and-a-quarter days to read each volume. This compares with 4.83 days per book read for the first one hundred. (Incidentally, the total average for reading the complete 200 books becomes slightly over 5-and-1/2 days per book. Put another way, three years and ten days were required to read the total set.)

1 Book per 6.24 Days

1 Book per 6.17 Days

I am surprised to discover that my ‘comfort food’ reading (discussed in my report on the first 100 books) had subsided somewhat. Whereas the last report showed a 3-to-1 ratio of fiction (of all types) to nonfiction works, now the ratio is 4-to-3, with History books dominating the nonfiction ‘category’. (The Categorizing Imperative is its own fraught issue, one perhaps worthy of discussion another time.) Specifically, 57 books were some type of fiction, leaving 43 nonfiction works. Once again, mysteries dominated the fictional works, with the actual breakdown as given below:

Books Read by Genre

Mystery 30
Fiction 13
SF & Fantasy 14
Nonfiction 29
History 14

All category information remains unchanged from the initial report, as the previously unrecorded book belonged to the Mystery category and the quondam 200th volume (now #201) belonged to the same genre. Thus the table above and the chart below are still valid, along with any other information based upon categories, save for the time series chart below the Nonfiction breakdown (q.v.).

Or, for those who prefer charts…

Nonfiction, of course, is a term covering up any number of sins. Excepting the fourteen History tomes read, the complete breakdown of nonfiction books in this last hundred is as follows:

Nonfiction Breakdown

Children’s Books 2
Film 2
Indians of North America 1
Militaria 1
Mythology & Folklore 2
Philosophy 4
Poetry, Drama, & Criticism 6
Psychology 1
Religion & Spirituality 5
Science & Math 3
Wacko 2

Apparently I was getting real literary in my reading lately…. I’ll also note here that I read 7 books in the Comics category, not included in the count towards 200.

As I did in my last report, I present a time series chart showing when these books were read, broken down by genre.

I have not bothered to update this chart — because I do not care to. If you really care (and we both know you don’t), just imagine an uptick of one book in the mystery line on February 1, 2017, with a concomitant reduction at the tail end of that series line.

Speaking of time, the earlier six-and-a-quarter days per book is, of course, an average. Reviewing the data I found that there were some periods where much more time passed between completed books. Several books were finished more than ten days after the previous volume, and in two instances more than twenty-five days passed between successive books. The greatest time between books occurred when I was unable to maintain anything like a steady reading pace during the last Christmas season, and forty-eight days passed between the completion of Conversion by Erik Routley (finished November 15, 2017) and Fallacies and Pitfalls of Language: The Language Trap by S. Morris Engel (completed on January 2, 2018). As an aside, I’ll say that I cannot recommend the first slim volume by Routley enough (or anything by the hymnology expert).

Of course, the date I finish a book often has very little relation to the time the book was started. Indeed, there are any number of books by my bedside that have been started and restarted, with varying degrees of progress made within. I have thought of tracking the date I first commence reading a book, but have decided that that way lies madness — or, if I have already crossed that threshold, even deeper insanity.

I generally decline to comment on the relative merits of the books I read, though I’m happy to give recommendations if you want them. I don’t like everything I read, and indeed this last hundred had a few stinkers among them. I do rate the books on a 5-star scale, though I have yet to find something so execrable that it deserves a single star. Thus a perfect mean across all books would be 3.5 stars if an equal number of possible ratings were given. This last batch of a hundred books had an average rating of 3.9, which is pretty good, but has dropped from the average rating for the first hundred, which was exactly 4*. (*for books actually rated. Not all books were rated when I first started tracking my reading. And while I’m in this parenthetical note, I will point out that these ratings include the comics I read, though there was little change due to those (The last hundred, for example, has a total average rating of 3.89 for all books, and a average rating of 3.87 if the comics are excluded.).).

Average Rating for Books Read: 3.9 Stars

Average rating info also did not change, as the rating for the missing volume was identical with the volume ‘forced out’ by becoming #201.

Another change to my record-keeping has been the addition of page counts for each book entered. This was begun during the last hundred, so the records are as yet incomplete, but over 90% (including comics) of these books do have this datapoint, so I can state that the average book length (using those books with that data for the calculation, with the error that implies) was 226 pages, or 236 pages if comics are excluded. My total page consumption (including comics, again) was north of 21,990 pages. We’ll check back in after the next tranche with (one hopes) more complete data.

Average Book Length: 236 Pages

Changes based upon page count data are purely nominal, as the missing book which replaced the former #200 had only 7 more pages than the latter. Thus the average page count increased by only 8 hundredths of a page.

I will return in the near future with the complete list of books read.