Monday Book Report: The Glass Key

Dashiell Hammett’s The Glass Key is one of the ten best books of all time. At least in English, which is the only language I feel even the slightest competence for such judgment. (Being born and raised in Georgia, English is my second language, never having had a first.) I’d be hard-pressed to say what the other nine are—or even whether there are only nine other books in the Top Ten, but The Glass Key certainly makes the list. If you’ve never read it, you should get a copy and put it on the table next to your bed; if you’ve already read it, you should pull it down from the shelf and start reading it again. I just have, and am once again pummeled and left reeling by this perfect novel.

They stood thus, less than a yard apart—one blond, tall and powerfully built, leaning far forward, big shoulders hunched, big fists ready; the other dark of hair and eye, tall and lean, body bent a little to one side with an arm slanting down from that side to hold a heavy glass seidel by its handle—and except for their breathing there was no sound in the room. No sound came in from the bar-room on the other side of the thin door, the rattling of glasses nor the hum of talk nor the splash of water.

This noir crime story centers on the best protagonist ever to solve a murder, Ned Beaumont, attractive to the ladies and, as he describes himself, “a gambler and a politician’s hanger-on.” Beaumont is a man who always knows the score, who is always working the angles, though he does have the disconcerting habit of walking into a fight he cannot win. The politician—Paul Madvig—is the boss of an unnamed city somewhere near New York, with whom Beaumont has been working for a year and has become close. Ned will go to the mattress for his friend, and does at one point, almost losing his life due to what another character dubs his “massacrist” streak. Perhaps Beaumont truly is a “massacrist”; he has the sharpest mind in town, however, and everybody knows it.

She smiled then. “Surely you don’t believe in dreams?”

He did not smile. “I don’t believe in anything, but I’m too much of a gambler not to be affected by a lot of things.”

Like The Maltese Falcon, the novel is written with no internal monologue at all; the characters do this and say that, and the reader has to decide what it all means, if anything. Critics now debate what motivates Ned Beaumont. The novel screams (as Dorothy Parker did of Hammett) that what people actually do is what matters. In his strange way, Beaumont uses the truth as a finely honed weapon in a town full of liars, victorious—in his way—only because nobody ever believes him. Truth is better than lies, because believing the lies will doom you, but the truth will still hurt.

“I can’t stand for it. If I stand for it I’m licked, my nerve’s gone. I’m not going to stand for it. I’m going after him.”

A different book cover, this one depicting a scene that doesn’t happen in the book.

If there is another novel which so perfectly limns its characters and environs without intruding upon their supposed thoughts and motivations, I am unaware of it. I could re-read this book one hundred times and enjoy it every time, whether or not I got ‘something new’ out of each reading (the usual standard for re-reading doesn’t apply here). I haven’t yet seen the 1935 George Raft movie version, so I cannot say anything about it. But I’m well aware that the 1942 film version of the novel starring Alan Ladd doesn’t do the source material justice. Watching Veronica Lake is always very pleasant, but the movie never gels together, nor do the characters. As far as I’m concerned, then, the best movie version is the Coen brothers’ Miller’s Crossing, which isn’t based on The Glass Key, at least not overtly; but the ‘feel’ of the Gabriel Byrne film is very reminiscent of the Hammett novel. Check it out, after you’ve read (or re-read) the novel.

Friday Vocabulary

1. chiliad — group of 1,000; 1,000 year period

Can Christianity survive its third chiliad?

 

2. Barmecidal — illusory, offering imaginary sustenance (fr. Arabian Nights story)

When we received the news, we had no champagne and no way to get any (this was back when the Blue Laws were still in effect and you’ll remember we found out on a Sunday), so we shared a Barmecidal toast from our imaginary flutes and wished the future Princeton man well.

 

3. divagate — to wander or stray from place to place, or subject to subject

I would never have divagated so far from the appeal for the Marian Missions had you not expressed such interest in my snake tattoo.

 

4. equipage — carriage

From his apartments I could see the equipages moving down Pall Mall, a wonderful world from which I now was excluded.

 

5. scrim — thin fabric used in lining upholstery and in theater for backdrops, etc.

Still dripping from the shower, he pulled aside the scrim curtain and peered outside trying to see the source of the unusual noise.

 

6. frog — belt attachment for carrying sword, bayonet, hatchet, or machete

He came flying towards us, his bayonet frog bouncing against his thigh as his legs pumped furiously.

 

7. howsomever — to whatever extent, in whatever manner; nonetheless, notwithstanding

That dog kept rooting around the flower bed; howsomever, we bathed her each and every time she got filthy, wanting her to be all pretty when you arrived.

 

8. gork — braindead (or nearly) patient kept alive only by artificial means

He hated this part of the job, harvesting spinal fluid from the gorks in the prison cellar.

 

9. laver — basin for washing, as of hands; baptismal font

He performed his morning ablutions, rinsing his hands and face with water from the laver, cold though it was.

 

10. windrow — row of hay or other such product laid out for drying

The baler attachment can make bales directly from the windrow, though of course sufficient time should be allowed to ensure thorough curing of the hay.

 

Friday Vocabulary

1. bindlestiff — hobo

“What does that bindlestiff have on you, that you keep putting up with his nonsense, giving him money and clothes, and now a job?”

 

2. lineament — line, design; (often pl.) feature of a face or body; (pl.) distinctive features

Barely restrained grief suffused the warrior’s lineaments as he gazed darkly upon the guilty prisoners.

 

3. edulcorate — to purify, to remove acids or other harsh elements by washing; (obsolete) to sweeten

By extreme ascetic practices and arcane meditations, he had so edulcorated his soul as to be seemingly immune to the harsh imprecations and accusations of his political and religious opponents.

 

4. hideola — (slang) hideous, ugly

He’s fine, most of the time, only when that song comes on he goes all crazy, like his soul becomes hideola like Bukowski on a sterno bender.

 

5. anaphrodisiac — agent or substance capable of reducing sexual desire

In spite of what many male perverts seem to believe, I am reliably informed that an unsolicited dick pic is an anaphrodisiac to almost all women.

 

6. sellsword — mercenary

The friar had a tawdry past, having been a sellsword in Hawkwood’s White Company before fleeing Florence in highly questionable circumstances.

 

7. rick — stack of hay, corn, etc.

The reivers burned the ricks and outbuildings in order to ambush the farmers as they rushed out to extinguish the fires.

 

8. wrick — (also rick) to wrench, twist, or sprain

The old man wricked his back trying to roll out the second-story window after professing his love for the maiden.

 

9. propinquity — nearness, proximity

I reveled in Marjorie’s sweet propinquity, inhaling her lovely fragrance, and essayed to do nothing by word or deed which would impel her to leave my side.

 

10. poulterer — dealer in poultry (as well as hares and other small game)

The poulterer proved to be a suspicious, ill-tempered, unwashed fellow, who obviously believed that we sought the source of Lord Halfton’s goose only so as to cheat him out of his fee.

 

Book List: 4th Century, 3rd Quarter

I have just finished reading book #375 since I started keeping count in 2015, and, as I have done when occasion suits and time permits, I here present a listing of the last 25 books I’ve read. Make of it what you will. (As usual, I do not include comics and graphic novel books in my count, though they are listed below.)

That 375th book read was many books in one, or rather, the parts of many books made one, or instead, let us say that Italo Calvino creates the fractional books his protagonist comes across in the course of this … novel? I am talking of If on a winter’s night a traveler, in case you have not already guessed, and I have still not decided what I think of the work, or works. Creative tour de force of literary genius? Or self-indulgent slumgullion stew of unfinished and unworkable ideas? Perhaps there is no reason to choose.

This last set of twenty-five books read commenced with #351, a quickie read from the Audubon Nature Program, Life On A Coral Reef, which I wrote about in an earlier post.

Also read right at the beginning of this latest quarter-century of books was the 4th issue of The Month at Goodspeed’s Book Shop, a discursive catalogue of the latest arrivals at a wonderful bookstore in Boston known to me only through these tiny staple-bound volumes, of which I have quite a few, actually. Calling these little books ‘catalogues’ is very much an understatement, for the delightfully chatty notes for the promoted items, which include history, biography, and much bibliographic detail (as well as a good bit of sheer gossip), are still well worth reading today. Unfortunately, I will have to find a time machine to visit the store, as it closed in 1995.

# Read Author Title Genre
351 9/17/19 Russ Kinne Life On A Coral Reef Nature
352 9/18/19 Norman Dodge The Month at Goodspeed’s January 1930 Books
353 9/19/19 Roy Vickers The Sole Survivor and The Kynsard Affair Mystery
354 9/22/19 Christopher St. John Sprigg Death Of An Airman Mystery
355 9/23/19 Norman Spinrad The Mind Game SF & Fantasy

 

 

I wrote about The Devil Of Nanking earlier, so I won’t repeat myself here, save to say that it is, after all, a novel, not history. The book about the great Paris flood is a good read, and I also enjoyed a little comfort food science fiction. I have since sold off one of the other books in this set, though not because I didn’t try to sell two.

 

# Read Author Title Genre
356 9/24/19 David H. Freedman & Charles C. Mann At Large: the Strange Case of the World’s Biggest Internet Invasion Computers
9/24/19 Mark Waid & Alex Ross Kingdom Come Comics & Graphic Novels
357 9/25/19 Jeffrey H. Jackson Paris Under Water History
358 9/29/19 Isaac Asimov I, Robot SF/Fantasy
359 9/30/19 Mo Hayder The Devil Of Nanking Mystery
360 10/4/19 Arthur C. Clarke Islands In The Sky SF/Fantasy

 

A lot of good stuff in the next little slice. I wrote about Mission of Gravity earlier, and here will only repeat that it is great science fiction of the hardest steel alloy. I also finished a Norton critical edition of Alice In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass (with The Hunting Of The Shark included); I believe I should read the Alice tales every hundred books or so, though I haven’t kept quite that pace. I had been going through this one for some time, and am glad to get it off the pile next to my bed. All of these books—save one—are highly recommended.

# Read Author Title Genre
361 10/6/19 Lewis Carroll Alice In Wonderland (Norton Critical Edition) Fiction
362 10/8/19 Hal Clement Mission Of Gravity SF & Fantasy
10/8/19 Jay Kinney, ed. Anarchy Comics No. 1 Comics & Graphic Novels
363 10/10/19 Edgar Allan Poe Tales Of Mystery Fiction
364 10/15/19 Harold Lamb Genghis Khan: Emperor of All Men History
365 10/17/19 K. Paul Johnson The Masters Revealed: Madame Blavatsky and the Myth of the Great White Lodge Wacko

 

Primacy of place in the next five books goes to an 88-page book from 1897, an annotated issue of Thomas De Quincey’s long essay, Flight Of A Tartar Tribe, part of the Maynard’s English Classics Series. The subject of the the book was a natural follow-up to both the Blavatsky and the Genghis Khan books, and De Quincey’s stylish prose is almost always a pleasant read; this was no exception.

The Ariana Franklin mystery books annoyed me with their psychic anachronism, and the Orbit anthology may have annoyed me because of mine. The Peter Rabbit book, however, was really wonderful, and I was surprised to find that it took me over a half-century to get around to it.

# Read Author Title Genre
366 10/19/19 Thomas De Quincey Flight Of A Tartar Tribe Essays
367 10/23/19 Ariana Franklin Mistress of the Art of Death Mystery
368 10/28/19 Ariana Franklin A Murderous Procession Mystery
369 10/29/19 Beatrix Potter The Tale of Peter Rabbit Children’s
370 10/30/19 Damon Knight, ed. The Best From Orbit Volumes 1-10 SF/Fantasy

 

Finally got around to reading The Moving Toyshop, which I found amazing, terrific, wildly funny, and very engaging—right up to the point where the hero solves the crime. The ridiculous solution was not the sort of ridiculous which had merited the glowing adjectives of the previous sentence, but the sort of ridiculous that spurs men and women to write declamatory letters to the editor. I forbore such a course of action, given that the author is long dead. The other books here were all very good, and the soft reading provided by the Retief stories was a nice pre-palliative for the mental exertions required by Calvino.

# Read Author Title Genre
371 10/31/19 Edmund Crispin The Moving Toyshop Mystery
372 11/4/19 Groff Conklin, ed. Giants Unleashed SF/Fantasy
373 11/5/19 Beatrix Potter The Tale Of Squirrel Nutkin Children’s
374 11/12/19 Keith Laumer Retief At Large SF/Fantasy
375 11/18/19 Italo Calvino If on a winter’s night a traveler Fiction

 

 

Still reading a lot of Science Fiction, as well as some Children’s books located on shelves I have regained access to. My pace has slowed a tad lately, as I am attempting NaNoWriMo once more, though I am writing a memoir rather than a novel. I still have piles, but thankfully they are of books. Until next time….

 

The lists of previously read books may be found by following the links:

Friday Vocabulary

1. catoptric — of or related to a mirror, or to optical reflection

He felt lost in this strange, emotional world, in which people’s motivations always eluded him, and wished he could create some catoptric device capable of splitting and reflecting the psychic waves around him, a psychological Michelson-Morley experiment to enable him to determine just which way the social aether around him flowed.

 

2. water-cart — vehicle consisting of a barrel or tank on wheels, used primarily to water streets, though sometimes used to provide water for consumption

After his third failure at a desk job, the boss gave Hector the duty of manning the water-cart patrolling the south side, near the stockyards.

 

3. buccal — of or related to the cheek

Once bitten, he couldn’t seem to stop reinjuring his cheek whenever he ate, and of course he couldn’t slap a bandage into his buccal cavity.

 

4. acroter — pedestal at apex or bases of pediment, upon which statue or ornament (an acroterium or acroterion) is placed

The statues themselves had long been lost, making the stubby acroteria on either side of the squat temple resemble Hellboy’s cut-off devil’s horns.

 

5. argal — therefore (used facetiously to suggest clumsy reasoning)

You say you read very little, argal, this dictionary will be quite a valuable book for you, as it shall retain its pristine pages and thus its resale value.

 

6. phaeton — light four-wheeled carriage with forward-facing seats

To one side of the mounts of the principals and their seconds stood the doctor’s phaeton which had been brought in the possibly forlorn hope that the loser of the duel might be brought back to health if he could be carried away quickly to the medico’s surgery.

 

7. annelid — worm

Now you shall see how the annelid turns about!

 

8. scathe — to injure, to damage; to destroy by fire or lightning, etc.; to shrivel or waste with invective

You can still make out where the old cabin stood, before it was scathed by the roiling flames of the meth lab explosion.

 

9. joss — Chinese cult image or idol

Although the term became associated with both the incense used in worship and the house where the idols of the deities were maintained, the term ‘joss‘ itself is not of Chinese, but of Portuguese origin, being a corruption of the word ‘Deus’.

 

10. rufous — brownish red, ferruginous

Pete had the worst case of trucker’s tan I ever hope to see, his left arm a hairy rufous mass while his right, though just as massive, seemed a pallid thread-covered log in comparison.

 

Friday Vocabulary

1. steatopygic — having a fat ass, of or related to the possession of very large buttocks due to the accumulation of fat there and in the thighs and hips (esp. in women)

True, he had been easily distracted by her forward protuberances, but when she turned around and began twerking in all her steatopygic glory he found himself enthralled by the promise of the booty dance to end all booty dances.

 

2. bliaut — medieval overgarment with large skirts, worn by both sexes

The saint was depicted in the church sculpture wearing only a simple, unadorned bliaut, in a telling contrast to the men making a martyr of him, all of whom were adorned in the finest clothes and accoutrements of luxury.

 

3. chiromancer (also cheiromancer) — palm reader

At the far end of the circus grounds, past all the other sideshows, we found the dark, curtained hovel where resided the chiromancer who had predicted such a dire fate for Dolly.

 

4. farouche — unsociably sullen; fierce

The boy was not so much troubled as farouche, rejecting all social advances with a sneering disregard for the feelings of either his interlocutor or himself.

 

5. demurrage — remaining in port beyond the agreed upon time; payment for such delay

The several injunctions had both prevented the offloading of the cargo and the retreat of the Sally Ann to her home port, and the poor captain could do nothing but sit gloomily in the pub, drinking uselessly as the demurrage fees continued to mount.

 

6. canty — (Scots) cheerful, lively

Ay! it’s true she were a canty little thing, your mother were, when she were still working as a tapster at the Pork and Gristle.

 

7. lurcher — crossbred dog (traditionally of collie with greyhound) favored by poachers for catching rabbits

His longhaired lurcher stood attentive at the tree bole, waiting only for a sign from his master, an unkempt fellow who eyed both of us suspiciously.

 

8. fosse — ditch, trench; defensive moat used around a fortification

The veteran mercenaries looked disgusted at the poor state of the keep’s defenses, the fosses so poorly kept that weeds grew profusely throughout, providing traction and quick access for any enemy seeking to cross the now-shallow trench.

 

9. personalty — personal goods, personal estate, personal belongings

The misuse of civil forfeiture by the police has made a mockery of the protections given to property in our society, as anyone even peripherally connected to any crime may see his or her entire personalty—and even in some cases real estate as well—taken from them on the mere assertion by police that it was involved in the crime itself.

 

10. bathos — ludicrous descent from sublime to the small; triviality of style

Certainly the Son of God had prostitutes among his closest followers, but is it not the depth of bathos to defend paying hush money to porn stars in His name?

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(American, from 1890s)

ice-cream suit — man’s light suit of white, or light pastel

I’m sure he thought he looked quite resplendent in his ice-cream suit, panama hat, and dark glasses, but he looked less like Leon Redbone and more like a fat Wayne Newton about to fleece his faithful flock.

Friday Vocabulary

1. bodge — to patch poorly or clumsily

As long as he remained in his chair nobody could see how he had bodged the rip in the seat of his pants, leaving a pleat along the center seam.

 

2. malefic — producing evil, baleful

Being snubbed at the party had a malefic effect upon his judicial rulings.

 

3. bint — (British) derogatory term for girl or woman

“No, she won’t be helping with the food—I gave one hard look at the bint and she ran away!”

 

4. ecchymosis — discoloration from extravasated blood beneath the skin

The purplish ecchymosis of a deep bruise will fade to a yellowish green as the hemoglobin is broken down by the body into biliverdin and bilirubin.

 

5. gralloch — to remove the viscera from game, usu. a deer

By the time I returned with our camp buckets filled from the stream, Jerry had already gralloched the whitetail and was beginning to assemble the fire.

 

6. canting arms — (also allusive or punning arms) (heraldry) coat of arms in which charges make visual play on the bearer’s name or title

The arms of President Eisenhower stretched the idea of canting arms still further, with a blue anvil somehow supposed to evoke the German word ‘eisenhauer’, though this means ‘iron worker’ rather than ‘anvil’.

 

7. canting — affecting piety, often hypocritically

For all his strident, whining, canting devotion to Marx, the professor remains a true capitalist at heart.

 

8. canting — using thieves’ slang

I understood most of the carny’s canting words, but had to ask just what a ‘moll dip’ was.

 

9. sternutatory — causing sneezing

I have never found snuff to have as strong a sternutatory effect as ground black pepper, but his blend always made me sneeze violently, crying all the while.

 

10. fulvous — dull yellowish-brown, tawny

Viewing the cougar at this distance through the binoculars, I could appreciate her beauty, the strong feline muscles beneath her fulvous coat, her massive paws treading lightly across the rock-strewn hillside.

 

Friday Vocabulary

1. tagger (HT to Steve Skaar) — one who tags; device for tagging (sheep, merchandise, etc.); graffitist

Most variants of the game have a ‘no tag-backs’ rule of some sort, so that the tagger can not immediately become the taggee.

 

2. dorter — dormitory, esp. in a monastery

I had been so nervous the previous night, creeping as quietly as possible past the dorter, only to realize this morning that at least half of the monks had been up and about at the same time.

 

3. maidan — open space near or in a town; parade ground

Rogers was found with the other horsemen playing polo on the maidan, cutting a fine figure on his chestnut stallion.

 

4. astonied — (archaic) stunned; dazed

The Green Knight was astonied to behold the two of them riding peaceably together upon Sir Spender’s gray charger, she riding sidesaddle behind the tall warrior.

 

5. enkindle — to make to blaze up; to set on fire

There was no single moment that enkindled her ardor, rather a succession of moments, a series of sweet kindnesses and fiery actions that built her passion into an unquenchable flame.

 

6. distaff — stave used to hold unspun fiber during spinning; women; female side of a family; female heir

The pretensions of the Soviet would have you believe that all were equal in the party, but I noted that the distaff side of the delegation were relegated to menial and clerical work while the men performed the hard labor of negotiation and attendance at working dinners.

 

7. eulogium — speech or writing praising some person or thing

Once more we were forced to endure a eulogium on the intelligence and correctness of our supervisor, which, as always, would have carried more weight had it been delivered by someone other than the supervisor himself.

 

8. nestle-cock — last or weakest hatchling in a brood; spoilt child

Dorian barely survived the whooping cough and had been doted upon by his mother since, becoming such a nestle-cock in consequence that he proved unable to endure any difficulty whatsoever.

 

9. sough — to sigh, to murmur, to make a rushing or murmuring sound

The wind soughed through the willows while I lay beneath its branches with my eyes closed listening to each shifting breeze playing through the leaves.

 

10. optative — of verb mood expressing wish or desire

I boldly asserted I would become a world-famous stenographer, showing my youthful grasp of optative expression, but little realizing that my lack of subjunctive mastery was already all too obvious.

 

Monday Book Report: Mission of Gravity

Just a short note to pay homage to a work of the hardest ‘hard’ science fiction I have read in many a moon. Mission of Gravity is that rarest of birds, a gripping adventure story on an almost impossible world, backed by meticulously calculated speculative science. The hero of the book, a wily trading captain named Barlennan, is only fifteen inches long with dozens of legs, his body a cylinder two inches in diameter. (The dust jacket presents a pretty accurate depiction of the alien adventurer, which in itself is a rarity, especially for book club editions of this era.) Oh, but what cleverness and drive this adventurer has, as he drives his crew on a journey through a world as foreign to himself as it is to us readers. These indefatigable sailors traverse the liquid methane seas of the planet Mesklin, where changes in gravity are used as aids to navigation just as changes in a compass are used by earthly ships and boats.

I really shan’t say much more about this novel, as I believe I enjoyed it more because I came to it knowing nothing at all about the bizarre physics underlying the strange planet crafted by Hal Clement. There were many assertions which puzzled me—including some basic facts about centripetal force which completely escaped me until I read the scientific background of this strange world after completing the novel. But the details of science always stayed in their proper place, which is to say, those facts remained an ancillary background to the compelling story of the heroic trader Barlennan and his interactions with the strange human ‘Flyer’ he and his crew encounter at the edge of the world.

Perhaps some may find the aliens ‘not alien enough’ in their thinking; I found them to be very believable traders, a role which has all but disappeared from our always online world. Who today can assume the career of Marco Polo, can wrest fortune from the unknown through bold travel and shrewd dealing? The story reads like another of the great travelogues, with Barlennan taking the role of Ibn Battuta, Richard Burton, or Lewis and Clark. Fortunately, there are more stories of this strange planet and its small yet strong inhabitants. I look forward to reading them.

Friday Vocabulary

1. descant — to comment or enlarge upon

‘Twould be so very easy to descant upon poodles, those paragons of puppyhood, most distinguished of dogs, those curly-haired canines at the peak of the pack.

 

2. oriflamme — banner of St. Denis, red with two or three points; ensign or standard serving as a rallying point in a struggle; crappy advertising banner used at conventions, exhibits, etc.

While once soldiers in fraught fighting would rally to the oriflamme, or by its display know that no quarter would be given, today this formerly powerful symbol has been reduced to a flimsy nylon ad for the merciless corporate overlords, earning well its French name of drapeau publicitaire.

 

3. cavass (also kavass) — (Turkish) armed policeman; guide or courier

We had engaged our Turkish cavass in Istanbul, but found him quite ignorant of the mountains of Armenia where our search had led us, even his translation ability superseded by our own knowledge of the local tongue.

 

4. telomere — protective sequences of nucleotides found at the end of chromosomes

Besides the alarming reduction of bone density, the most significant effect of space travel upon human physiology is the lengthening of the body’s telomeres, possibly a positive effect since aging tends to shorten them, though further study (as usual) is needed.

 

5. spavined — afflicted with spavin, bony growth on lower hock joints of horses; lame, halt; decrepit

The venerable warrior held out his spavined leg, saying “You may doubt it—most do—but this very leg once kicked the pants off the Ameer of Kalchi because of the very shrub you mention.”

 

6. newel — central post around which a spiral staircase descends; post at head or foot of stair supporting railing

The spiral staircase was beautifully carved, organically descending from the attic without a newel, but I found myself worried about its stability as I climbed the aged wooden steps.

 

7. fungible — (economics) essentially interchangeable, said of products for which any exemplar may be replaced by another of the same good

His agreement was only to provide traffic for the new Web site, demonstrating the fungible nature of modern eyeballs.

 

8. porphyrogenite — born into the imperial family at Constantinople; born into royalty after accession of the king; born ‘in the purple’

Seated on either side of the table were his rat-faced porphyrogenite sons, smiling in that smug manner that left no doubt that each thought he would triumph over his sibling after the father’s passing.

 

9. bate — to reduce in intensity, to diminish; to blunt, to beat

The severe emotional shocks he had sustained, augmented by thirty-six sleepless hours of travail, had bated his usual enthusiasm and joie de vivre.

 

10. apothegm — terse maxim; sententious saying

His father was full of good advice and pithy sayings, hours of which he regaled me with during the rehearsal, giving me insight into his son which reminded me of another apothegm of computer programmers: garbage in, garbage out.

 

Bonus Vocabulary

(coined by Philip K. Dick)

kipple — useless detritus that seems to reproduce when nobody is present

In spite of his best efforts he was losing the battle with junk mail and old newspapers and such kipple; it was almost time to move to another apartment.